Collect a wonderful dialogue in cross talk and sketch.

A It's not easy to be a crosstalk performer. At least you have to be able to talk

This condition is simple. Who can't talk?

Talking is different from talking. Generally speaking, it is enough to express the content and let the other party understand it.

What about b crosstalk?

A must use artistic language. Crosstalk mainly depends on language expression. We speak Beijing dialect.

B yes.

A But audiences in other cities can understand it, because the Beijing dialect we speak is close to Mandarin, not Beijing dialect, but refined Beijing dialect. After refining and processing,

The language of lines in B crosstalk should be refined.

The language of cross talk is short, pithy and logical.

B: Ah.

Typical Beijing dialect is verbose, with nouns, adverbs, pronouns and exclamations in the majority!

Then give an example. How to say the verbose Beijing dialect?

Answer: For example, two brothers live in a courtyard, one in the east room and the other in the west room, and they all sleep at night. Suddenly, the door of that room rang, and this room found. Two people can solve this problem by asking and answering in a few words, and they can speak a lot of Beijing dialect!

What do you say?

As soon as the door of that room rang, this room was found. "Yo ho!"

"yo-ho?"

Answer! Let's start with an exclamation.

B: OK.

A "yo-ho! The' light when' in the room suddenly became much darker (Jing midnight). Who made this? It's terrible to say nothing! "

Wow! This big set.

A answered more verbose: "Ah, it's me. Where are you, brother? Where have you not rested?" I came out to pee. There are no strangers, please rest, don't be afraid, you. "

This is more detailed than that.

This one also takes care of him: "put on more clothes in the middle of the night, otherwise freezing is no joke, and you will catch a cold if you have a fever tomorrow."

Wow!

Answer: "Never mind, brother, I'm getting dressed here. I'll go back as soon as I pee. You rest. See you tomorrow if you have anything. "

How many words is this enough?

A is over 300 words. This thing should be divided into four sentences and sixteen words in refined Beijing dialect.

Four words in one sentence?

A: Ah.

Tell me.

I found it here as soon as the door rang. "Who is this?"

B oh, four words.

An answer is also four words. "It's me." "Why are you going?" "I pee."

B yes! This is much simpler.

A: There are simpler things than this.

Where is b?

Jiashandong dialect. Just use twelve words in four sentences.

Oh, three words?

Ah, when the door rang over there, I found a question here: (learning Shandong dialect) "Who are you?"

B oh, three words.

An answer is also three words. (learning Shandong dialect) "This is me." "Where to?" "Go to the toilet."

B This is easier than that.

Yes! There is something simpler than this.

Where is b?

A Shanghainese dialect is also four sentences.

B how many words did you use?

A is eight words.

B is a word.

As soon as the door at home rang, I found a question here: (learning Shanghai dialect) "Who are you?" "me." "What (things)?" "pee."

B hey! Interesting, this is really simple.

No, nothing is easier than this.

Where is b?

Jiahe south dialect.

How many words?

A is four words.

Word for word?

A: Ah.

What did b say?

As soon as the door at home rang, I found a question here: (learning Henan dialect) "Who?" "me." "Huh?" "hey!"

B-ho, it's so easy!

A No, there are simpler things.

Where is b?

A mute!

B Nonsense, dumb doesn't count. You speak dialects from all over the world.

A Yes, there are dialects and art everywhere.

B: That's right.

A: You have to use Beijing dialect to say cross talk.

B yes. Crosstalk is a local product of Beijing.

A: Ah, but it's not sold by the native produce company.

B sell? This is a local opera.

Beijing local opera, cross talk, children of Dan Xian and Peking Opera.

B Beijing opera, with a local name.

Except for a few catchy words, the singing and recitation of Beijing Opera are mostly in Beijing dialect. No matter where the people in the play come from, they all have Beijing flavor, such as "Empty City Plan"-

The protagonist of B is Zhuge Liang.

Jia Yi looked at it and said, "I took your bold Masu. Wow, when I left, how did the villagers tell you to camp near the mountains and water?" Why don't you listen to the villagers and camp on this mountain top? I am afraid that the street pavilion will be difficult to protect. "

B yes! It is Beijing.

Zhuge Liang is not from Beijing.

B Yes, from Shandong.

Zhucheng, Shandong Province. What's the smell of Shandong people talking? It smells like this: (learning Shandong dialect) "Hey! I said Lao Zhang, where have you been? " "ah! I'm going to the north. " "What did you do in the north?" "In the north of the clearing for someone. Are you okay? Let's go and ask for it together. "

B: Yes! This is Shandong dialect.

A You listen to Beijing Opera, which has no Shandong flavor at all.

B what's that about?

A It's not good to sing like this: Zhuge Liang sat in the tent, picked up the direction and sent a group of generals (learning Shandong dialect): "I said, where is Ma Ji?"

B: Yes!

A (learning Shandong dialect) "Masu listens to orders." "yes."

Oh! And this smell?

A (learning Shandong dialect) "I asked you to guard the street pavilion. Do you dare to go?" "Prime minister, what did you say? Isn't it just a street pavilion? Nothing, it doesn't matter, so, just give it to me! " "Masu, I tell you, this pavilion is a trivial matter! If the street pavilion is lost, we are all finished! "

B is that more like it?

Beijing opera is not sung like this.

B You can't call it Peking Opera if you sing like this.

A Yes, whether the people in the play are from Shandong or Shanxi, they all have Beijing flavor.

B Yes, there are also Shanxi people in the play.

Answer! Guan Yunchang is from Shaanxi. His appearance in Beijing opera has no Shanxi flavor, such as singing Gu Chenghui—

Guan Gong Opera House.

Sang [blowing a cavity]: "Call stable boy, you and your grandfather lead the way and swagger into the ancient city."

Yes, it's completely Beijing.

Jia Nianbai is also like this: "stable boy, prepare the horse with a knife."

B strong!

A But Shanxi people don't talk so hard. Shanxi dialect sounds good.

What's the taste of Shanxi dialect?

A taste of life in Shanxi: (learning Shanxi dialect) "Lao Wang! Where have you been? How's work? There is nothing to go to my house for dinner. "

B Yes, that's the smell.

Peking Opera is bad for Guan Yunchang.

B what?

A Guan Yunchang heard the sound and shouted, "stable boy, raise your knife and prepare your horse. Let's go together. "

Wow! Beijing opera is not sung like this.

Local operas all have local colors and dialects.

B: That's right.

A local opera in the north can be understood by northerners.

B what about the local operas in the south?

A: It depends on what words he plays. If he plays in Mandarin, northerners will understand. If he plays in a pure dialect, northerners can't understand him. When I was in Shanghai, I couldn't understand several kinds of plays.

B what? You don't know life in Shanghai?

A: When I first arrived in Shanghai, there was a complete misunderstanding here.

B what?

I don't understand what A's family is saying. Going to the barber shop to shave and wash your hair is a different term.

B what do you say about shaving?

Manicure. (Learn Shanghainese) Speak Shanghainese and shave.

Shaving shampoo?

A: You are afraid when you listen. It's called "pat the head"

B (misunderstanding is fighting) begin?

A: Ah! It is said that everything is washed. Wash it when you say it, and Shanghai says it's out.

B washing everything is called beating.

A.

Like washing handkerchiefs?

A (learning Shanghai dialect) "Remove the thread head."

Hmm?

A "eliminating diaosi head"

B yes. Wash your coat?

A (learning Shanghainese) "Take off your gown."

B (didn't hear clearly)? ……

A "robe"

B yes. Wash socks?

A (learning Shanghai dialect) "Take off your socks (sounds like hemp)."

Hmm?

"Throw away the socks!" Northerners run as soon as they hear pockmarked!

B what?

A is going to beat pockmarked!

B that sounds like it.

A I went to the barber shop to shave when I was in Shanghai, because I misunderstood what I said and made a joke.

B what?

A I went to the barber shop and said, "You shave my face."

Why are you gesturing?

I'm afraid he won't understand me.

B what about the result?

The family is happy! (Learning Shanghainese) "All right, Nong, sit down."

Hmm?

I said, "Am I in the house?" (Learning Shanghainese) "No, I want to sit down!"

What is this?

Let me sit down.

This sentence is not easy to understand.

Yes, I sat down and he shaved me. After shaving, he pointed to my head and asked me: (learning Shanghai dialect) "Here! Will you get rid of it? "

B (stunned) What, want to hit you?

A: I don't want to hit people after liberation. Why do you have to hit me when shaving? "

B you can ask him.

I asked. I said, "Did you just hit me, or did all the guests come?"

What did he say?

A (learning Shanghainese): "All the same, all the same."

Bones. All of them?

A: I want to play, so don't destroy this system!

b？

A (helpless) battle!

B-hit ...

A washed her hair and blew it. After that, I looked in the mirror and said, "OK!" "

B: OK?

I said, why didn't you hit me? (Learning Shanghainese) "I was eliminated."

B call?

A (hesitates) Why doesn't it hurt at all? (b) How ridiculous you say this misunderstanding is!

B: It's a misunderstanding not to know dialects.

A It doesn't matter, it's just a problem in life. I don't know how much it will cost if there is a misunderstanding at work.

B Yes, that's too bad.

A China person said that China people don't understand.

What do you think is going on?

A This phenomenon is due to China's large population, backward economy in old China, long-term feudal separatist regime and inconvenient transportation.

B yes.

A Well, China has been unified, with a prosperous economy and convenient transportation. People from all over the country can work in one post.

B that won't do either. What if we don't understand each other?

A: So now we propose the standardization of modern Chinese. In order for Chinese characters to move towards pinyin in the future, we now advocate Putonghua based on northern dialects and with Beijing accent as the standard. It would be nice if everyone learned Mandarin in the future. What is said on the radio now is Mandarin, which is pleasant to listen to and easy to learn.

B It would be great if everyone could speak Mandarin in the future. Otherwise, how difficult it is to speak dialects! I don't understand what you said, and neither do you.

A Yes, I used to feel the same way when I watched local operas. How good is Yue Opera?

B ok.

A It's boring if you don't know words.

B Well, I can understand that the Yue Opera Troupe came to the north.

The Yue Opera Troupe coming to the north is not entirely in Shaoxing dialect. Some use Mandarin.

B mandarin.

A is Mandarin, based on the northern dialect and taking Beijing pronunciation as the standard.

oh

If A wants to sing in Shaoxing dialect, you won't understand.

Is it?

A: Let me sing a few words. Listen to the words.

B ok! You sing.

Listen: (singing in Shaoxing dialect) "Smallpox spreads as fast as flying. From east to west, it can spread in the air. Once it is polluted, it is difficult to cure. " What did you say I was singing?

B I don't know.

Why don't you know?

B I ... I don't know. I just don't know

A Because you don't understand Shaoxing dialect.

B ah, that's right.

A Suzhou also has a folk art called Tanci.

I know. Wow.

A If you don't understand Suzhou dialect, it's hard to understand the lyrics.

B: Try to sing a few words.

A There are many northerners here. If I want to sing, I must introduce the lyrics in Mandarin first.

B: That's right.

A I want to learn two sentences of Lin Chong Fa Pei. Please pay attention! If you want a diary, you'd better write it down

b？ Do I have to record the crosstalk?

Record as much as possible (to the audience). After listening, we will discuss in groups.

b？ This is not a report, there is no need to discuss it!

Oh! (to the audience) Then let's finish listening to free activities.

This is nonsense.

A: I sang Lin Chong's competition as soon as I came out of Tokyo.

What is this word?

A "I hate Gao Qiu's scheming, which makes me wear chains with Cangzhou." It is still very difficult for Beijingers to learn Suzhou dialect, and their mouths have to be changed to look like Suzhou dialect.

B ok! You sing.

A (learning to sing and play the lyrics) "Hate Gao Qiu,"

B (recognizing that it's not the word "autumn", ask quickly) Hey, what word?

A (speaking Suzhou dialect) No, hey. (Continue to sing) "Conspiracy and Poison,"

The second plan, huh?

A (both in Suzhou dialect) No, Mou, "I wear a cangue with a lock with Cangzhou."

B state, huh?

A (in Suzhou dialect) No, Zhou!

Wow! It's really hard.

It is difficult for northerners to learn Suzhou dialect, but it is not difficult for Suzhou to learn Northern dialect.

Is it?

The librettist can speak Mandarin. They performed with Su Bai and Bai Jing, and studied Mandarin in Bai Jing.

B Oh, how about singing?

A sing in Suzhou dialect and local colors. If you want to sing Beijing opera, recite it in Suzhou dialect, ok?

The second person speaks Suzhou dialect well.

Jana said that Suzhou people speak well, not that they sing Peking Opera in Suzhou dialect.

oh

A Suzhou native speaks it well. Once I was walking on the road, and two lesbians were talking. It sounds like Suzhou dialect, which is really nice!

What did you learn to say?

A (living in Suzhou) "Where are you going?" "The road is white and white." "Would you like to come to my house for dinner?" "I don't want to go."

B it's nice.

A But it's not good to sing Beijing Opera in Suzhou dialect.

Is it?

For example, sing "Zhu Shazhi".

B old play bone.

Jia Laosheng shouted that there was such a simple sentence: "There is a light on the temple to see Jiao Niang." This word hasn't changed much in Beijing. The girl took the lamp to see Jiao Niang.

B yes.

A, this sentence should be pronounced in Suzhou dialect, and the pronunciation is full of changes.

B Oh, girl, how do you say Suzhou dialect?

A girl?

B.

A girl (Suzhou dialect).

B (I didn't hear you clearly) Black beans?

A is not black beans, girl.

Is this a girl?

A that's right.

What do you say about the second lantern?

A (Suzhou dialect) with lights.

Bring a lamp. Do you see it?

One (in Suzhou dialect) look! In Beijing Opera, it is said well: (Learn Beijing Opera) "The servant girl holds a lamp to see Jiao Niang."

B Yes, that's the smell.

A should be pronounced in Suzhou dialect, which is not nice.

What is that smell?

A (in Suzhou dialect): "Girl, please give me a lamp and look at my little lady's face!"