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Say: What is love? For me, it means that I like you without hesitation.

1, if you don't get it, but if you have a past, you will always be the best.

2, x I want to say to you: I am not sad without you, but I am really unhappy. You got it?

Friends can be lovers, but lovers can't be friends.

4. What is love? For me, it means that I like you without hesitation.

5. When I miss you, there will always be boiling liquid in the corner of my eyes.

6. Every time you look at me, I pretend to look away. If you look away, I always look at you.

7. If you are not strong, who is weak?

8. People who like black and white avatars must be hurt, because they like others to be invisible.

9. I'm looking for the person in that story. You are an indispensable part.

10, I am not strong enough, so everyone wants me to cheer up when I collapse.

12. There are vampires in American high schools, long legs in Korean high schools, and broken legs in China high school homework.

13, there is no hell on earth, and it is you who is hard to find in heaven.

14, I hope a pirated version of you will accompany me forever.

15, the holiday is a cloud and the end is a dark cloud.

I am you.

1, look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

If one day you die, you must die disgracefully.

For men, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "Be gentle and hurt a little".

4. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

6. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

7. A person sitting in front of a computer, reading a book, watching a movie and writing something, suddenly feels so lonely. When I opened a bottle of coke, foam gushed out and spilled all over the table, and the atmosphere suddenly became more sad. I cried while drinking, crying while drinking ... suddenly I saw "another bottle" on the bottle cap. Damn, how can society be so cruel that it doesn't even make people sad! ! ! Forget it, I'm going to receive the prize first. ...

Aunt, my clothes have been washed very clean recently. Little dragon girl: "Hehe, and it doesn't hurt your hand." "Strange, aunt, where are our sculptures?"

9. Girls in the world can be roughly divided into two types: one is that they are too old to buy suitable clothes, and the other is that they are good-looking.

10, the purpose of falling in love and not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

1 1, it doesn't matter if you swallow it, it's better to say fuck!

12, I am you.

13. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

14, when you are in a bad mood, go by bus and sit behind your long hair for a haircut.

15, I went home to rest on holiday. My mother asked me, do you have a girlfriend? No, mom asked again, is there a girl you like? No, mom asked again, is there a boy you like? I

16, there are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough needs to be proved" and the other is "lying in the trough can also be proved".

17, when I was a child, I always listened to the radio and sang: I am a cake and love to eat ordinary people.

18, weather forecast: I miss you a little from today to tomorrow morning. I expect to miss you all afternoon. Affected by this low mood. This night will become a big dream. My mood will also drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will continue until I see you!

19, I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be finished at all.

20. One day, a clean and beautiful pig wore a bow around its neck. P jumped in front of you, looked at you admiringly, wagged his tail and sang a song for you-I want to be you when I grow up.

2 1, review when you have an object, dear ... review when you have no object, damn it. ...

22. People who are good to me will sell iron to you. People who are my enemies will tear down houses and sell land to bring you down.

23. Lu Xun was late for school when he was a child! As soon as he entered the classroom, the teacher gave him a lecture! Lu Xun was very angry. He carved a cursive script on the table. Then the teacher came over. He used his quick wits to cover up the facts! The teacher nodded and walked away.

24. Recently, I heard that many girls are complaining about their menstrual period, and they are unhappy, unable to move, unable to eat or wear white pants ... I just want to say: Give me one night and you will be safe in October!

25. Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

26. What a lovely little soul it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Love story 202 1: You are the south wall that I hit without hesitation.

1, you are the south wall that I hit without hesitation.

2. Some people like the way you tie your hair, others like the way you tie your hair, so you hesitate to tie it or wear it, but you ignore that the person who really likes you likes all your looks.

3. The probability that a person has the cheek to love another person is only once in his life.

4. If you don't flatter or please, the person who loves you will naturally give you a hug.

Youth is capital, but it is worthless without hard work.

6. I am so tired that I have no strength to be angry and concerned.

7. You must work hard and meet better people.

8. The sense of security comes from the fact that the mobile phone is fully charged and the balance is increasing.

9. Only those who love you know that you are actually weak.

10, girl, I wish you self-improvement for the rest of your life, so you don't need to be loved and loved, but you are still lucky to know that someone loves you and loves you.

1 1, there is no story in my heart, I just learned to control it.

12, sooner or later, you will meet someone who is too kind to you and says nothing. I believe that the failure of love now is only for better meeting.

13, the cause of every collapse seems to be to make a mountain out of a molehill, and only you know in your heart how many kilograms of sadness this straw has crushed.

14, still young, maybe you will stay with me after running a few laps.

15, he gave everyone a handful of sugar, but you lied to yourself that it was the sweetest one for you.

Talk about those phrases that pursue love without hesitation.

1, because I don't know if I can meet you in my next life, so I will work so hard in this life and give you the best.

2. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

3. Two men chase a woman, and the one with shallow feelings gives up first; Two women chase a man, and they give up first when they have deep feelings.

4. Don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you have already got; Do not give up what belongs to you; What has been lost is left as a memory; You must work hard to get what you want.

5, habitual escape, accustomed to walking with his head down, accustomed to listening to sad songs when he is sad, accustomed to turning on the computer every day to pay attention to your information, everything seems to be used to it.

I love you without hesitation. You don't love me. Take your time.

7, some scars, scratched on the hand, become a past tense after healing; Some scars are scratched in my heart, even if they are scratched gently, they will remain in my heart.

8. Girls can only become girls in front of the boys they like, and they must fight like men at other times!

9. I have my pride. Why should I be humble for you?

10, will you be like me, a string in your heart is suddenly plucked, light or heavy? Memories of the past are flooding in, pushing you into the torrent of thoughts.

1 1, is there anyone who once drove you crazy and now desperately wants to forget?

12, maybe in your heart, I'm just a passer-by, even if I leave, it doesn't matter to you.

13, I didn't realize it until I grew up In fact, tears hurt more than blood.

14, live well, because we will die for a long time.

15, many times, it is in the process of stumbling that we learn to live.

16, some things can convince others, but not yourself.

17, we should be ashamed, we love ourselves more than love.

18, why do you want to wear the ring finger, understand? Because there is a blood vessel leading to the heart on the ring finger.

19, you gave me hope, but you let me down.

20. Why don't you look at the paradise I created for you?

2 1, if you get married and the bride is not me, I will sit down in a more beautiful wedding dress than the bride. When the master of ceremonies says whether you want to marry him or not, I will loudly say I do.

Dear, we fell in love because we didn't know each other, and broke up because we knew each other too well. How ironic.

23. The greatest happiness is three things: someone trusts you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you.

I want to say to you: As long as my heart is still beating, I will love you forever.

25. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.