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What is the flight attendant's favorite route? Why?

First of all, I will tell you some popular aviation terms related to routes, and then analyze which routes the flight attendants like to fly most.

"four major sectors"

Refers to the four segments of continuous flight, (Rongqiong and Qiongrong) are the typical "four segments" of our company. Fly from Chengdu to Haikou, then to Taiyuan, then to Haikou, and finally to Chengdu. Undoubtedly, the "Big Four" is characterized by long time, and the flight hours of each one-way leg can exceed 2 hours. "Senior four" usually goes out early and comes back late, and works all day. The attendance time exceeds 12 hours, and the delay can reach 16 hours.

"Xiao Si Duan"

Refers to the four segments of continuous flight, (Xiang Rong Fu Xiang Rong) is a typical "small four segments" of our company. Fly from Chengdu to Changsha, then to Fuzhou, then to Changsha, and finally to Chengdu. As the name implies, the "Small Four Section" is characterized by many flight segments, but unlike the "Big Four Section", the flight time of each flight segment is very short, generally within one and a half hours. The "small four sections" work for a long time, which basically conforms to the characteristics of eight in the morning and six in the evening.

"single shift"

Refers to the implementation of a round trip, (Rong) is a typical "single shift system" in our company. Fly from Chengdu to Beijing and then back to Chengdu. The working hours of "single shift" basically conform to the rhythm of nine to five.

Generally speaking, "Xiao Si Section" is a route that is neither profitable nor time-consuming, so no one will like it.

As for "single class" and "senior class 4", it depends entirely on personal choices and needs. "Old Four" consumes a lot of body and energy for flight attendants, but the effort is directly proportional to the return. "Single shift" working hours are relatively stable, and the probability of staying up late is small.

The flight service routes of the Middle East base are not fixed and fly around the world, so some flights, such as flights between Gulf countries, have a flight time of less than 1 hour, and some flights, such as flights from North America and South America on the other side of the world, have a flight time of up to 15 and 16 hours. However, flights from Gulf countries take off and land in less than 20 minutes. Taking business class as an example, the services to be provided include welcome drinks, hot towels, Arabic coffee, aperitif and nuts, meals, hot drinks after meals and issuing fast customs clearance cards. This kind of flights often have guests such as royal family members, diplomats and embassy ambassadors from Gulf countries, or members of gold and platinum cards in the first half of the cabin, and they need to say hello one by one. The whole flight was so busy that there was not even a mouthful of water, and the flight subsidy was pitiful, so it was extremely disliked by the flight attendants. .

Let's talk about long flights, such as American flights, which can usually be divided into four hours of air rest. However, the turbulence in the air and the noise of the aircraft engine greatly affect the quality of rest. So, if you are not a gifted person who can sleep all the time, flying such a flight will be like walking dead. Moreover, due to the special geographical location in the Middle East, more than 90% of the passengers flying to the United States are Indians, and 90% of them will order Indian meals and vegetarian meals. Due to religious beliefs and other issues, the remaining 10% of European and American passengers will order low-fat meals, gluten-free meals and other special meals for health reasons. So the special meal alone is very troublesome. And Indians usually travel as a family, with many children and noisy cabins. There are always dozens or hundreds of wheelchair passengers on the flight ... not to mention the time difference of more than ten hours after arriving in the United States, which makes people unable to sleep well. Therefore, such flights are usually listed as bad flights by flight attendants.

The most popular flight attendants welcome flights to Europe, Southeast Asia and the Far East. European flights generally do not last more than 7 hours, and passengers have high quality and good English. It is not difficult to communicate. There is no need for the flight attendant to remind you to fasten your seat belt repeatedly, and then stand up and open the luggage rack after the plane stops completely. There will be no big problem from boarding to disembarking. Similarly, the flight time in Southeast Asia is relatively short, and Southeast Asia is very rich in eating, drinking and having fun, which is simply our holiday flight. Far East flights to Japan and South Korea are also notoriously popular, largely because of the high quality of passengers, and Japan and South Korea are notoriously good buyers.

As for flying to China, haha, we all have different tastes. Flight attendants in most other countries have a headache, such as being unable to use social software such as Facebook in China and having language communication problems on flights in China. When China's uncles and aunts group boarded the plane, they made all kinds of seat changes, dragged us to take pictures, and often made people laugh. The China guests on the flight are very easy-going, and they don't care if they don't eat beef rice or chicken rice, so we are very grateful. However, many domestic guests still lack a certain sense of safety, don't like to wear seat belts, stand up in the middle of take-off and landing, connive at children not obeying safety regulations, and even secretly smoke in the toilet, which is also very troublesome. Therefore, we should abide by the regulations of airlines, improve our own quality, and make China flights as popular as those of Japan and South Korea.

As a former employee of China Eastern Airlines, let me say a few words.

Flight attendants generally like to fly to tourist areas and international routes. For example, Beijing-Sanya, Beijing-Xishuangbanna and Beijing-Los Angeles,

Domestic routes and tourist areas can be purely fun, and international routes can have overtime pay of $ 10 per hour. Hold an official passport. You can stay abroad or buy it at the buy buy Duty Free Shop. Much more convenient.

In addition, on international flights, you can also find a handsome foreign guy, black or something after work. Let's have an affair! Meet Maldives beach. Think how cool it is.

The domestic flight attendant internship salary is 8,000, and the international salary is 20,000 to 30,000. Five insurances and one gold, attendance award. Living in a hotel apartment in the company.

As for the hidden rules, that is, the section chief and the flight attendant are shameful. Or by a rich second generation, many people. One is willing to suffer, and the other is willing to fight.