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84 drunken sentences

1, tonight is a rare event, * * * This lamp is candlelight.

Whether I drink or not, I'm playing dumb.

3. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance.

4, amber cup, Qiongzhi table.

5. Memory is a bitter and sweet wine.

6, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow.

7. To make guests drink well, they must drink well first!

8. To make the guests drink well, drink well first.

9. I got drunk in the breeze and came back with a smile.

10, a new song and a glass of wine, the weather was old last year.

1 1. After waking up in the middle of the night, the residual light was still there, lying listening to the rustling rain lamp.

12, get drunk without smoking a pot of photos. Old is old.

13. Show your skills in danger. My sister drank a glass of wine for my brother.

14, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

15, learned to smoke and drink, learning will not last forever.

16, sorry, I can't drink, I only dream.

17, little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

18, when young people leave home, old people will come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

19, the sorrow has been broken, drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine.

20, the song is not finished, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.

2 1, Bai Di's words in the cloud, half a catty.

22. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.

23. Bad luck has a bitter frost on my temples, and heartache and fatigue are a thick layer of dust in my wine.

24. The road is rough. If you don't drink, drink.

25, wine is not intoxicating, everyone is drunk, and thousands of cups are drunk.

26. If the enemy of the wine army meets, he can still lean on the saddle when he is old.

27, wine hook to push lotus seeds, candle tears stained with grapes.

28, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.

29. What are bells and drums, delicacies and treasures? Let me get drunk forever and never be rational! .

30. Autumn geese are escorted by Changfeng, which can be a tall building.

3 1, if you can drink alone, then love is a hangover.

32. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

33, standing on one foot, drinking does not count, * * a drink never counts.

34. Only when you are drunk can you experience true physical and mental freedom.

35, I like you, call me ugly, don't pull a few mushrooms.

36. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless.

37, some words, maybe only when you are drunk will you say it unintentionally.

38, wine can be chaotic, Buddhists quit it, wine can nourish, and Xianjia drinks it.

39. Art for art's sake is no more meaningful than drinking.

40, drinking is drinking, I am very simple, you don't let me think too much.

4 1, the drunken body began to fly, and I learned to get drunk after you left.

42. I especially want to know who I will shout when I am drunk.

43. After all these years, am I your name when you are drunk?

Let me get drunk alone, and all my happiness and sadness will turn to dust.

45. Men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, while men don't drink and live like dogs.

46. I was drunk. However, it's better for people like me to be drunk.

47. A glass of sake and a cup of black tea. Like a drunk, more like a drop of water falling into the world of mortals.

48. People can't go anywhere without wine; How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

49, strong feelings, not enough to drink; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

50. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine. Tomorrow I will loosen my hair and go fishing.

5 1, at noon on weeding day, sweat dripped down the soil and dried three glasses of wine. Do you feel bitter?

I don't remember, but the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

53. Work is meeting, coordination is getting drunk, management is charging, and the leader is right!

54. One, two, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still shouting.

55, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

56. Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees, picks them and drinks them. When I wake up, I just sit in front of the flowers and come to sleep after drinking.

57. White wine is freshly cooked, and yellow chicken is fat in autumn. Calling the boys to stew yellow chicken for me, the children shouted my cotton cloth with a smile.

58. It is not right to drink or not, at least three cups; There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

59. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.

60, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

6 1, the best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

62. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

63. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

64. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a mood of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

65, drinking tears, is the most real. Let me have a drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.

I was drunk, but I was sober. I think you are alienating me. I told you. I won't give up, let alone let go.

67. A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to keep something deep in my heart.

68, not drunk, still want to get drunk; Either travel or want to travel. It turns out that I am so unhappy after all.

69. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason. Chu Guangxi, the owner of Xinfeng, has new wine, and the old guests return to the old hall.

70. In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.

7 1, I like your party with your classmates. Let me know when you are full. I like the way you feel sick when you are drunk. Let me know when you like your hairstyle.

72. Don't drink or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk and not drunk is too sober, which makes people miss old feelings or old love.

73. I used to think I couldn't be a hero because I didn't like drinking. Now I know that Xia doesn't drink because he likes drinking.

74. It doesn't matter whether you are suitable or not. The most important thing is to be interested. Otherwise, if we don't have the same language, we will still feel lonely even together.

75, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon and have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

77, men and women match, work is not tired. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their manly side. Only in this way can you be like a man, so male chauvinism is sometimes necessary.

78. It is not what you want to achieve that makes love. No matter what kind of love, it is a kind of beauty and a result. And the love engraved in the bottom of my heart will be truly eternal because of selflessness and indifference to sadness.

79. Women who drink know how to cherish, and women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. Women who drink will express their feelings with wine, dare to love and hate, and women who drink will interpret their lives with wine, and dare to do it.

80. Wet and soft = wet and soft. Morpheme combinations can be beautiful sometimes. Wet and soft, it is the soil after the rain. It can also be the eyes, the heart, precious feelings and memories, the afterglow at the end of the movie, and the words after drunkenness.

8 1, a person can talk to himself when he is drunk, and he doesn't say a word when he is drunk. The most serious story can only be the protagonist of this story. If the wind can blow away, who will like more intoxicating wine?

82. How many women like the man who makes her laugh, but finally fall in love with the man who makes her cry. How many women have been having an affair in other people's eyes, but when I was drunk, I opened my address book and couldn't even find anyone who could speak my mind.

83. Invite three or two friends to sail down the river in a gondola and go with the flow. Regardless of sunrise, don't ask sunset, get drunk for three days at sunrise, sleep in the sky after drunkenness, the river is pregnant, the sky is covered, you wander around Wan Li, indifferent to the world. It's a pity that I only feel this way now, and I have no leisure.

When you are drunk, you will forget everything. If you are not drunk, everyone is drunk, which often backfires. People who are drunk are often sober and only express themselves through wine. Others look like dramas, and everyone has their own stories! Some people get drunk. At that moment, they have lost their memory. When they wake up, they start over and get ready.