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Internet celebrity bloggers get up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles (40 articles)
I thought everything was settled, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles by typing.
Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games, stay up and eat instant noodles should take a dip during the National Day holiday.
Rich people's girlfriends are always so beautiful. I guess these women will always say that I like your people, not your money, and I feel happy even if I eat instant noodles with you!
I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles, which is too difficult for me.
6. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.
7. I am so embarrassed. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.
8. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.
9. Don't sleep at night, and eat barrels of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.
10. Advise everyone to have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until midnight to get hungry, and then start to regret after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.
1 1. When you are hungry, everyone next to you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.
12. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton kebabs what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.
13. I was so hungry at midnight that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.
14. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!
15. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.
16. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.
17. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...
18. I don't feel guilty about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.
19. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal. I regret it from the moment I sit down.
20. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.
Internet celebrity bloggers get up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles (2)1. I will definitely not eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.
I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.
23. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.
24. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.
25. If you are hungry at night, eat a bucket of instant noodles. Come up with some achievements at the end of the year, and you will have a headache if you don't wake up during the day.
26. Wake up hungry in the middle of the night and go downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.
27. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. It will hurt your stomach in the morning.
28. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night and didn't sleep well. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.
29. I really feel that instant noodles should not be provided casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.
30. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.
3 1. In order to save money for clothes, I eat instant noodles every meal. Wear contact lenses if your eyes are red and swollen. I don't sleep late at night and waste traffic. Find a sign. What happened to me when I fell in love with you?
32. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.
33. Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.
34. I eat so little now that my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.
35. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.
36. I can't sleep at midnight. It's too painful to eat instant noodles when you wake up hungry.
37. arrive at the internet cafe on 10 in the morning and have a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast. I left the Internet cafe at 1 1 and stood on the colorful streets in Guiping, feeling a little down and out.
Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.
39. Eating instant noodles alone, you feel that you are suffering alone, so am I ... everyone is. This is life.
40. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?
Eat instant noodles, make friends, and write articles to eat instant noodles.
Eat instant noodles and send friends circle essays (1) 1,? The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, because I couldn't sleep, I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I thought about it, the worse I felt, the more I couldn't sleep.
2、? I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.
3、? Let's eat instant noodles together, but if you bite me, you will never miss one.
4、? We agreed to save enough money to eat buffet. Forget it. Continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.
5、? The power went out last night. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.
6、? People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braise in soy sauce, but now I like to eat hot and sour.
7、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose and three laps are too tight. Take a bath, freeze to death on the left and burn to death on the right. Eat instant noodles, one barrel is too little, two barrels are too much.
8、? Takeaway can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.
9、? I always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.
10、? I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.
1 1、? The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.
12、? When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.
13、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.
14、? I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.
15、? When you are hungry, the people next to you are eating instant noodles, and they are really desperate.
16、? Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease
17、? There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.
18、? I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.
19、? I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.
20、? I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~
I'm really sorry for eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (2) 1. I worked very hard, and as a result, my child was reduced to eating instant noodles.
2、? I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.
3、? I was just hungry, and my leg was burned by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.
4、? I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …
5、? Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease
6、? Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.
7、? I have to eat instant noodles tomorrow, like tomatoes. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm very hungry.
8、? Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles or play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.
9、? At that time, I was wondering if it was not appropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time simply flew happily, so the water had already boiled.
10、? When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Banlangen to clear away heat and detoxify.
1 1、? Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.
12、? I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat them, so I think they are delicious. I took a careful bite.
13、? At this time, I was standing in front of the kettle, and I didn't know if I wanted to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.
14、? I eat very little now, and my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.
15、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.
16、? It's time to summon up courage and stand up again. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.
17、? I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I went to eat instant noodles and spilled soup all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.
18、? This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.
19、? Eating instant noodles is the same as eating hot pot, and it tastes the same after eating …
20、? Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.
Eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (3) 1, eating instant noodles in the middle of the night is childish, but I'm still smoking.
2、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?
3、? Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?
4、? Seeing the old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said polite words, and they would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.
5、? I was scolded for my work, the canteen was terrible, and I was forced to eat instant noodles every day. Sorry, my negative energy is coming again.
6、? Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.
7、? Three steps to eating instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!
8、? Why do I eat instant noodles at night? Now after eating instant noodles, I lie in bed smelling the leftover instant noodles and swallowing.
9、? Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.
10、? After work, I worked hard with Bowen for more than three hours. After work, I dragged her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles, which was also very confusing.
1 1、? It seems that eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room can't dispel the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.
12、? The world is big enough to accommodate 10 thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.
13、? I don't know what is the operation of some bubble cloth bags with medlar? Now that I have decided to eat instant noodles, I still care about whether it is healthy or not.
14、? While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry. He said, damn it, it's about to expire
15、? Truth of life: Since you choose instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.
16、? Suddenly I have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.
17、? I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month.
18、? At noon, my mother said, "Eating instant noodles is not nutritious, and ordering takeout is not nutritious. It is better to eat instant noodles to save money. " Just now, my mother said, "I will help you the most if I don't cook."
19、? When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice, loosen it three times and tighten the instant noodles. One bucket and two buckets are not enough to eat.
20、? Do you eat instant noodles downstairs? It smells good ~ I want instant noodles, instant noodles, instant noodles. It really smells best when others eat instant noodles.
I can't sleep at midnight and eat durian.
I can't sleep at midnight and eat durian. Sentence 1 1. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is only a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.
I don't want to eat every day Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's baked durian pizza, glutinous rice chicken tofu brain, but I just don't want to eat it.
3. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.
I ate durian and thought it was mine.
5. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.
6. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
7. I really love sweets. Every bite is great, which means I like durian, but it's delicious.
8. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you'll have to beep.
9. What a happy mood it is to eat whatever you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming jiaozi, paper wonton, tofu skin jiaozi.
10. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.
1 1. It's durian season again. Take your time.
12. Today's happiness is to change the new wallpaper, eat pizza, visit the supermarket with my parents, open the durian blind box and eat delicious durian. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are my rest days. I want to be so happy every day.
13. I love durian so much that I felt like Elvis Presley in my last life.
14. It's my favorite taste to eat durian banji for the first time. I fell in love with it ~ ~
15. Durian is a hot fruit, and drinking is forbidden within nine hours after eating durian. Durian is full of treasures. Stones can be boiled and baked. It tastes like a half-cooked sweet potato. Cooked durian water can treat sensitive skin sores and itching.
16. I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.
17. I don't like fish and meat. I like durian, mango and original milk tablets. During the physical examination, the doctor said that vegetarians can eat so much fat.
18. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."
19. A worldwide problem. If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
20. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.
I can't sleep at midnight and eat durian. Second sentence 2 1. Durian is smelly, but its pulp is delicious. Otherwise, how can you be called the king of fruit? The flesh of durian is sweet and delicious. Add another bite, and the pure and mellow taste will be directly integrated into your heart, making your heart sweet.
22. After eating durian, I feel that the whole world belongs to me.
23. I have never experienced eating durian to vomiting in Thailand, and it is common to eat a few large pieces after meals. If you feel overwhelmed in life, follow your feelings when you eat this little thing.
24. Those who like to eat durian can arrange it! Super delicious durian cake.
25. I ate durian at noon, snored or durian at night, so happy!
26. I have eaten stinky tofu and durian, and now the smell of hiccups ... is magic.
27. A pregnant woman who was still eating durian late at night ate the whole durian overnight.
28. There are too many things that make you happy. For example, if you want to eat a durian box, it will appear in front of you soon.
29. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How can I solve your worries? Only food.
30. Eating durian in the corner was still found by a dead dog.
3 1. durian, it has no beautiful appearance, smooth skin and attractive taste. People avoid it when they see it. I have the same fate as it. I have no beautiful appearance, no clever mind, no lovely smile, only a mediocre life! Therefore, durian and I are good friends, because we are in the same boat!
32. It's so pleasant to hide indoors and eat durian on rainy days.
33. Every time I eat something with durian flavor, I feel sorry for the people next to me.
34. The taste of frozen durian is so surprising, which is the gospel of people who love durian.
35.35.iPhone hits the top of the head, so. You will find everything in the sky and underground very attractive. What should I do if durian falls?
36. What is the happiness of a little pregnant woman? Happiness means I want to eat durian, you buy it for me ~ if not, then have one.
37. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.
38. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.
39. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrients and unique in flavor, and has the reputation of being the king of fruits.
40. She likes everything about cheese, durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.
Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night and sharing photo copy
Eat instant noodles in the middle of the night and share the photo copy 1 article 1. When you are old, eating hot pot will hurt your stomach, eating instant noodles will swell your gums, and eating baked gluten will still hurt your stomach.
Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.
3. When you want to be melodramatic in the evening, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.
What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!
Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.
6. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.
7. Today, I am confused. Why are instant noodles more delicious on the train than in other places?
8. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.
9. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.
10. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?
1 1. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.
12. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eating zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.
13. I was wondering at that time whether it was not appropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but I thought about it again. At this time, eating barbecue and boiling water on the side of the road was so happy that the water was already served.
14. If you eat instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, everyone. This is life.
15. I brushed my teeth in bed and my mobile phone. As a result, the more you brush, the hungrier you get. I got up and ate instant noodles. I can't eat any more.
16. I was awakened by the smell of instant noodles eaten by my roommate. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.
17. We agreed to have a buffet after saving enough money. Forget it. Continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.
18. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.
19. After all, they are husband and wife. He waited for me late after work. He didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?
Eat instant noodles in the middle of the night and share photo copy 2. 20. I am hungry when I go back to the dormitory every day. I was so hungry that I began to eat instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. I can't do it without fucking support.
2 1. I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.
22. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."
23. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.
24. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.
It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.
26. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...
27. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night and didn't sleep well. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.
28. Last night, there was a power failure. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.
29. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!
30. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.
3 1. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.
32. Let's eat instant noodles together, but after I take a bite, I will never miss you again.
33. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?
34. Can't sleep in the middle of the night. It's too painful to eat instant noodles when you wake up hungry.
Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.
36. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.
37. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage, which made me do evil.
38. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.
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