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Girls are cute, super cute. Wechat says mood phrases. Hold the child in your arms at all times.

1, I am so cute at my age and really a sinner.

I want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, and I will be your wife if I have no promise.

Tell me secretly whether you can do magic to make me like you.

4, don't always say that you are blue and thin, blue and thin, you invite me to drink and drink mushrooms.

I don't know you, but I think you are so beautiful.

6. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

7. I don't think I'm stupid at all. At least I taught myself how to like you.

8. My appearance can make me study with peace of mind until graduation. ""Your IQ is ok? "

9, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

10, be my pig, I will raise you, and then buy food money.

1 1. Because of lack of sleep, I have a bad temper. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

12, I hope to show my friends that I am super invincible and optimistic and happy.

13, watermelon, watermelon, tell me, am I the cutest person in the world?

14, I am good to you, and then you are not good to you.

15, I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

16, I'm not as boring as life, I'm super cute, so do you want to have me every day?

17, the mouth is sweet because the heart is sweet, and the heart is sweet because you are inside.

18, I really want to go to the library with you and indulge in your study at the same time.

19, someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I didn't answer.

20. I want to be kind to all those who say I am fat. After all, they are thinner than me.

2 1, sunny and warm as ever, how dare I grow old before you come.

22. I am eager to breathe freely, walk freely and be free.

23. Love doesn't need passers-by to show you the way, it needs your own sincerity to pursue.

24. No matter how strong and manly I am, I am also a girl.

25. When you are sad, don't think about it. Think about one two three four five six nine.

26. You flew into my heart like a jet.

27. I do all kinds of evil. I hope you can kill me for the people.

28. Hold the child in your arms at all times.

29, slow down, calm down, listen to the sound of flowers, tell yourself that life is really good.

30. People can't be perfect, but they can always pursue perfection.

3 1, advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

32. Sometimes I hate being so cute.

33. When you see the deer in your heart, you start to waltz.

I want to snuggle up in your arms and be your own cat.

35. Spring breeze, sweet cherry, mulberry, gurgling spring water and sunset in the evening are all like your existence.

36. No matter how good a person is, it is impossible to be perfect. No matter how bad I am, I am unique.

37. The sun has set. I will climb up again tomorrow morning, and I will be as handsome next year.

38. Hug hard. After all, you can't hug me so fat in the future.

39. My pride will not yield to you, but my love will.

40. I will give you a compass in case you are spoiled by me and can't find the north.