Funny message sentences between friends who hurt each other

1, "learning" can also be called "knowing death". Idiots who know are all knowledge.

2, regardless of whether the future is black and blue, we should roll up our sleeves and bring strength and courage to rush.

3. The extreme of richness is simplicity; Gorgeous extreme is plain; The extreme of love is silence.

4. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

There is no road in the world, and there are too many people wandering around, so I don't know how to get there.

6. Man can surmount the obstacles of nature, but he can't surmount the obstacles set by himself with wisdom.

7. People come and go and say you two are crazy. You have to say: our image spokesperson, Haier brothers.

8, people still have to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

9. Duke Zhou's love brought her back to real life, but the lost reality just took over.

10, why do you know that you will break up and fall in love? Why are you still alive when you know you are going to die?

1 1, a girl in our dormitory fiddled with the bangs of another mm: Look at this mess, it looks like a dog's paw scratched it.

12, there is no fold in the world. It is a waste card in others' hands, but it is a good card in your own hands.

13, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.

14, don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture, pouting at the sky as blind as a bat.

15, women are the most practical, and daily necessities cannot be separated; Women are the most unrealistic, dreaming about flowers and wine.

16. When the teacher suddenly stops talking in the middle of the lecture, it means that a classmate is going to die.

17, time will heal all wounds, please give time. Talk about feelings related to personality.

18, it occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected with the virus.

19, everyone can have it, and no one owns it; Everyone is responsible, and no one is responsible.

20. It's my fault that I have no vision. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

2 1, I especially appreciate the kind of real man who is indifferent to other girls but never forgets his wife.

There is a difference between a bad friend and a friend. Bad friends speak ill of you in front of you, while friends dislike you behind your back.

23. When you are with friends, the pain you share is halved and the happiness you share is doubled.

Don't worry about the problem you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

25. Maturity means going to work as usual the next morning even if your heart is broken.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

27. I have a holiday, and there is no news at my deskmate. It feels like losing a pig. Pain!

28. It is a group of unreliable friends who spoil your coldness. Humorous sentences describing friendship.

29. You are such an idiot. You say you are stupid, but you are still an egg. You say you are an egg, but you are still stupid.

30. The flowers in the coming year will not bloom because of your estrangement, but people will become strangers because of your missing.

3 1, don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.

32. When you have a good friend in your life, you don't talk much, but every sentence is intimate. When you have a bad friend, you can say a lot, but you can express your frustration.

33. Your lover is an incomparable monkey. One day he will walk through the tower in two steps and marry your dog.

34. You say that you have seen too much and admire those little people. Why not hurt people? Is it watching electricity?

35, the media, what is missing in life. Pay attention to what is in life, not to what is in reality.

36. I hope Santa Claus can put the final exam answers of all subjects in my bedside socks on Christmas Eve.