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Tell me some self-deprecating sentences

1. My friend, I want to thank you. Thank you for betraying me and making me lose my innocence. My partner, I want to thank you for choosing someone else over my kindness. My enemy, I want to thank you, thank you for losing to me and giving me arrogance. My family, I want to thank you, thank you for always being partial and giving me the coldness. My world, I want to thank you very much. Thank you for giving me a world of despair and making me no longer believe in anyone.

2. The Buddha said: No thought, no form, no abiding. However, I still think of you, think of you, and live in you.

3. A quiet smile with endless sadness. The cold face hides unspeakable heartache.

4. "It doesn't matter if you laugh at yourself because you are so sentimental, but in fact you have never really loved anyone. - Lin Qiuli's "Crying""

5. You can't even laugh, you What right do you have to cry? ——A Feng

6. If you are not good enough, don’t laugh at other people’s glory. ——An Xiaoling

7. Life has not cooked you to death, so tell me if you are a bastard. ?

8. There are not many dreams this year, and each one must be done well. ——Shi Hang

9. There are too many unreasonable things in this world. After washing me in the bathtub, I will still wash the bathtub. ——Zhou Yunzhe

10. Those books that you want to read but haven’t read fill a library in your heart. ——Yidian Ding

11. Pop songs are everyone’s favorite, but if you want to do rock and roll, this is a painful belief; you love to play ice hockey, but the people next to you only know football, this is A painful belief; everyone goes to the bar to drink, but you have to stay at home and read the world through a novel. This is a painful belief. —— David "Living according to imagination"

12. I feel like I have drunk too much wine and still have the sorrow of an eighteen-year-old. ——Li Zhi's "Pencil"

13. If the person I like also likes me, then! Please pour some cold water on me, because I must be overthinking this!

14. People will inevitably change as they grow up, but there are always some things, some things. Those who don’t like it still don’t like it, and those who like it remain unchanged/Smile - I just want to say that I still don’t Love eating zucchini

15. The dignity that I was most proud of was completely trampled on by you, but I have never regretted falling in love with you.

16. Do I have to wait for you? The moment the knife was pressed against my heart, I could let go.

17. I fantasize about being a mysterious person who saves the world but hides his fame and success. I fantasize about all the pink Mary Sues. There are many fantasies...but they are just fantasies. , the reality is that I am not even a sex girl.

18. Why should you be invisible - because in this case, at least I can think that you don’t send it to me because I am not here

19. What kind of environmental pressure forces humans to The distant ancestor stood up.

20. Faith only has meaning when it is trampled on.

21. What we chase is like a self-entertaining joke for a long time.

22. There are pitfalls everywhere

23. In my opinion, those exaggerated and unbelievable plots are not meant to be believed. The only meaning of their existence is Add a bit of self-entertaining fantasy to the bleak reality.

24. I always accommodate myself, but never follow my heart.

25. Joy for joy and sadness for sadness

26. It’s not that you really can’t live without me, you just need a toy to entertain you when you’re bored - Yuan Yan

27. I discovered that my previous ambitions have now become a joke.

28. Forgive me for being cold, facing this world, I have no choice...

29. Is it really happy? Ha...

 30. Every time you scroll through his Weibo, you try to find out all about his past. You are not jealous, you are just sad. There is a deep affection that he has never given you