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The declaration of joining the three major sects in Wang Jian should be complete.

Wanhua-hidden in Taoyuan, with the best in the world in mind.

Martial arts also requires restraint and verticality. If you are too tired, take a rest and look at the colorful scenery.

I want to join Wanhua Valley to study art.

Wanhua, if you want to study medicine with me and become a disciple of Wanhua Valley, you must swear:

"I am a healer, so I must calm my nerves, have nothing to ask for, and proceed from great compassion, willing to save the suffering of all souls. If you are sick, don't ask the rich and the poor, the young and the old, jealous friends, China people or fools, equality and inequality.

When you think of your loved ones, don't look back, worry about good or bad, cherish your life, and see your own distress. If you have it, you will be deeply sad. Don't avoid danger, day and night, cold and heat, hunger and fatigue, concentrate on saving people, and have no intention of making any efforts. "

Let me ask you, are you willing to keep this oath for life and formally become my disciple in Wanhua Valley?

I am willing to practice medicine with Master and help the world!

Disciples of Wanhua Valley, a paradise, will be extremely happy to hear that there is another classmate who talks about books, paintings and drinking economy.

Wanhua, from now on, you are my official disciple of Qingyan Wanhua Valley! I hope you can stick to what you said today in the future. Although I am in Taoyuan, I am also worried about the world!

Disciple, yes!

Calligraphy and Pen and Ink: Yan Zhenqing, a book sage, is a high-spirited scholar.

Tiangong: Under the door of the monks and their party, the Tiangong is wonderful.

Xinglin: A famous doctor in Xinglin, under the door of Sun Simiao, a medical saint.

Zhu Fang: The master of flowers is under the green door.

Dan Qing: "Painting the Door of Saint Lin Baixuan", a wonderful pen by Dan Qing.

Shangyu: Qin Yuluan's door is ringing.

Form and meaning: Yilin is a chess master, and his chess skills are exquisite.

4. Versions before19:

In Yuanji's letter, you have explained your experience. If you study medicine with me, choose to swear: I am a doctor, I must calm my mind, have nothing to want, show great compassion first, and be willing to save the suffering of all souls. Don't ask if you have a disease.

They are rich and poor, old and young, resentful of friendly friends, ignorant and intelligent, and generally equal, all of which are like missing their loved ones. They should not look ahead and look back, consider their own good or bad, cherish their own lives, and feel sad when they see their own troubles. Don't avoid danger and days.

Night, cold and heat, hunger and thirst, fatigue, single-minded saving, effortless showing off. Can you keep up?

I am willing to practice medicine with Master and help the world!

Shaolin-the ancient Buddha sits in his heart, with blue light and fragrance.

Amitabha! Bodhi saber should only be used by monks, but if the internal force is not deep, it is easy to get possessed, and not everyone can practice it.

Master, I want to join Shaolin. Please accept me as an apprentice.

Amitabha! When you escape into an empty door, everything is empty and all earthly things should be removed.

Since you are going to become a monk and become a formal disciple, please let me ask you some questions to determine your mind.

Go ahead, master.

Cover it with wine, win your ambition, and meat will faint your ambition. Drinking and eating meat is a major precept of Buddhism. You should respect it and make up for it. Can you understand, benefactor?

Wine can be promiscuous and meat can be intoxicating. The younger generation has understood. As long as the Buddha is in my heart, can I not completely abide by these rules? To tell the truth, the younger generation may not be able to quit drinking and meat.

Beware of the desire to win and the habit of boasting about greed. People who practice martial arts, with strong physique as their main purpose, should have a deep knowledge of Buddhism and be proficient in martial arts. They can only be prepared for self-defense and refrain from selfishness. Do you understand, benefactor?

Don't be greedy and competitive, don't be complacent, don't be selfish, the younger generation already knows. How can people who practice martial arts not strive for progress? Don't take the initiative to hoe the strong and help the weak, isn't it a waste of martial arts?

All my Zen disciples should take the opportunity to be regents, and we should not be careless. Women's masculinity will be condemned by heaven, and Buddhism will be difficult. Have you seen through the world of mortals, benefactor?

Master, I have nothing to do with the world. I just want to practice Buddhism with my heart. Master, it's hard to avoid some feelings in life. It's not too much to go home and visit your family once in a while, is it?

Amitabha! It seems that the benefactor has completely thought it over! When you become a monk in Shaolin, you must abide by the Ten Commandments. After a period of practice, you must obey all the commandments. Can you do it?

I would like to be a Shaolin disciple and observe the Ten Commandments! I can't keep the Ten Commandments.

Amitabha! Shaolin disciples must shave their heads. The tonsure ceremony originated from the Buddha shaving his hair and accepting Buddha leaves as disciples. The barber, Du Yue was born and died, hence the name. There are three meanings of tonsure. Write it down: one is infinity.

Trouble and bad habits, cutting hair means abandoning trouble and getting rid of bad habits; Parents with skin and hair are hung by family ties and dare not give up easily. Cutting hair means abandoning pride and neglect of the world, being caring and practicing wholeheartedly; Three people shaved their hair to show that it was sent by someone else.

Differentiation between Buddhism and Buddhism in Ming Dynasty. After shaving, it's sixty cents clean and fifty cents empty. Are you ready?

I am clean, and I am willing to become a monk! Well, the parents of skin. ...

Master Li Cheng smiled knowingly. '

Amitabha! Shaolin will have another official disciple!

Yuan He Xuan, from now on, you should study hard in Shaolin and concentrate on Zen!

Please ask the master to shave my head!

Yuan is a Buddhist and a predestined relationship. Amitabha!

Although our Shaolin Temple is famous for its seventy-two stunts, disciples need to master Zen martial arts at the same time, and even more need to practice precepts.

If you are interested in joining our Shaolin Temple, you need to swear to abide by the following precepts: 1. Never kill, harm people's lives; 2. Never steal or take other people's money; 3. Never commit adultery; 4. Never talk nonsense; 5. Never indulge in alcohol; Turn back the clock. These five precepts are the most basic precepts of this temple. There will be more rules to follow when shaving in temples.

Buddhas are destined people! It is accidental and inevitable that the benefactor came. If you carefully ponder the precepts of this temple, will you take the oath to practice at Shaolin Mountain Gate?

Disciples are willing to make a wish in front of the Buddha, sit in the heart of the ancient Buddha, and accompany the incense with green lanterns. From then on, they will clean up the rules, keep the five precepts, worship the Buddha and practice Shaolin martial arts hard!

The milky way is surging, and I am only separated by a reed. Only Buddhist disciples who are interested in practicing the Millennium Zen and alleviating human suffering can hope to achieve golden body and positive results. I'm glad you chose to convert to Buddhism.

Yuan, from now on, you are my official disciple of Shaolin Temple. From now on, you must stick to today's words, know different faces, practice without faces, carry forward my Shaolin Temple Buddhism and spread it all over the world.

Disciples respect your teacher's life!

Tao: The sixth generation of Shaolin disciples, unchanged.

Qing: The seventh generation disciple of Shaolin, pure as air.

Xu: The eighth generation disciple of Shaolin knows nothing about it.

Ming: The ninth generation disciple of Shaolin, with a clear mind and a clear mind.

Lines: The tenth generation of Shaolin disciples know the fate of death.

Ce Tian-The East is full of Sirius, with pike on the shoulder.

Ce Tian House was born to protect the Tang Dynasty!

I want to study in Ce Tian House!

Zhou is a soldier in the government, known as the "Wolf of the East Capital". He is famous for his spear and excellent marksmanship.

The gunman was originally a weapon to kill, but our soldiers have been well trained. There is a saying in Sun Tzu's Art of War: "If you can't win, keep it; But the winner can attack. " I can also attack and defend my internal strength. If one day you can kill a scene, you will understand the meaning.

If you become an official disciple of Ce Tian, I will teach you Kung Fu, but don't forget these eight words:

"For the country, don't seek wealth!"

Let me ask you something! Would you like to engrave this sentence in your heart and become an official disciple of my "Eastern Sirius" Ce Tian Palace?

General, don't worry, I'll never forget it!

The long river sets in the east, and the iron horse is on the side of the general's grave. After a whole night of arguing, I saved the life of the Tang Dynasty with a pike. I'm glad to have another sergeant in the Wolf House in Ce Tian, the capital of East China!

Zhou, from now on, you are my official disciple of Datang Ce Tian Mansion! I hope you can stick to today's words, not afraid of strong enemies, and defend me, Datang!

At your command!

Ruhui: The camp led by Duke Du Ruhui of Lai is decisive and brave.

Wuji: The army led by Zhao Gongsun Chang Wuji is invincible.

Gong Wei: The army led by Wang Wei Li Jing is very talented.

Uncle Bao: The team led by Hu Guogong and Qin Qiong is very brave.

Ling Xuan: The army led by Liang Gongfang is far-sighted.

Wei Chi: The military camp led by Wei Chijingde, Duke of Hubei, is full of lofty sentiments.

Knowledge Festival: The army led by Cheng Zhijie, Duke of Lu, is very strong.

Hide the sword-West Lake tried to break the bridge after listening to the autumn rain.

Hide the rules of the sword clan,

First, respect the ancestors, respect the patriarchs, and do not commit the following offenses and disobey unfilial.

Second, be loyal to the party, respect teachers, think about the source of water, and be ungrateful.

Third, be careful to make friends alone, and you have to learn nothing and give up on yourself.

Fourth, be virtuous and honest, and don't bully the weak. Ruined the family reputation.

There is no difference between swords, just because the people who defend them are different. People who use swords should know that they are not defending people with swords, but defending people. From then on, they roamed the rivers and lakes, doing good and evil, all in the hearts of the people.

I want to study in hide the sword Villa.

Tong Liya Sparrow "Xiushui Lingshan hidden sword mark, Mo Wen rivers and lakes cast green front, enjoy this gentleman's mind, a pot of warm wine to the sky." These are some words from Jianghu people about hide the sword Mountain Villa in the south of the Yangtze River. This village is famous for casting world-famous swords in Wulin, and casting and repairing swords are also very distinctive.

It is said that the sword is like a man and the sword is like its name. The sword in your hand and your admiration for repairing it are the reasons why you entered hide the sword Villa. If you want to see the sword, stop at the skill; Those who view the sword with skill are lazy in skill, and only those who accompany the sword with heart can be familiar with the supreme fencing.

Sing the sword softly, and your heart will follow the white clouds. I have been with my sword for a long time. I just need to invest in hide the sword Villa and practice my sword as a dragon!

The West Lake has been silent for a long time. It's time to replenish fresh blood. I'm glad there's another door in hide the sword Villa!

Julia Finch, from now on, you are my official disciple of hide the sword Villa. From now on, you must stick to the oath you made today, with three feet of green front and a sword whistling only in your heart!

Disciples obey orders

4. Before19:

Our village was built in the first year of Shenlong.

In the past, if there were swordsmen like Zhuangzi, it would take ten steps to kill a man, not thousands of miles. There are three kinds of swords: the sword of the son of heaven. Chivalrous sword, the sword of Shu Ren. There is no difference between swords, just because the people who guard them are different. If you enter our door, you should know that the guardian is not the sword, but the one who guards the sword. Since then, you have been wandering in the rivers and lakes, and good and evil are in people's hearts.

Are you sure you want to enter my door wall?

I want to join hide the sword Villa.

Shen Yu: Ye Qiu Dream is the God of Jade Sword.

Zhengyang: At the gate of Ye Ying, the sun is in the sky.

Broken Star: The Gate of Hui Ye, the broken night star.

Unparalleled: Ye Weimen, a Chinese Odyssey,

Romantic: Under Ye Meng's door, romantic is in China.

Can Xue: Under Fan Ye's door, can Xue in winter.

Immortality: Under Ye Jing's clothes, Changyuan was born.

Five poisons-green snake when you wake up, and golden toad when you are drunk.

You came here not far from Wan Li, but you are interested in joining my five holy religions?

Yes, I want to join the Five Saints!

The "five poisons" mentioned by the people usually refer to the five poisons. Which of the following does not belong to the five poisons?

leech

After Wu Menggui rebelled, what sects were formed after the split of the five poisons?

Tianyijiao

Which traditional festival custom has the activity of "stabbing five poisons"?

Dragon Boat Festival

Who is the current head of the Five Poisons Sect?

Qu Yun

Very good, very good, you know my sacred religion, which is very rare! Next, I will prepare for your conversion ceremony. Have you really thought about it?

I've made up my mind, please ask the elders to start.

Blue one, compared with the hustle and bustle of the Central Plains, my five saints are a sacred place that I have never set foot on. It is mysterious and beautiful, quiet and peaceful. Here you will get the purest force of nature. There is no doubt that if one day you

If I can tame the holy things to accompany me, I must be a member of the five holy religions. I feel like a family under the sacred religion. If others commit crimes against my people, they will suffer from eating their hearts! Most of my martial arts are poisoned, and some of them are too cruel.

It is listed as an art forbidden in the door. If anyone practices the forbidden art and kills others, he should also be punished for apostasy. Are you willing to abide by the rules of this religion and swear never to apostate?

The disciples are willing to solemnly swear in front of the predecessors of the holy church. Once they enter the holy church, they should respect, love and help each other. If you rebel, you will suffer the pain of thousands of laws!

Our school is located in a scenic spot. Although its population is not as good as that of the Central Plains school, it is better than its disciples. I'm glad that the sect has another disciple!

Blue flower, from now on, you are the official disciple of the Five Saints. From now on, you should stick to the oath you made today and be as close as brother and sister to your classmates. If you break your oath, someone in this sect will use poison to chase the soul thousands of miles away!

Disciple, yes!

Yuchan: Yuchan let Yao Feng's door climb the toad and won the crown.

Ice toad: Under the gate of the right elder lane, ice toad drives the moon.

Spider: Spider lets spiders swim under the summer gate.

Phoenix Dance: The phoenix dance is the door, and a hundred dances scratch the heart.

Scorpion: Scorpion lets Yodo go to the door, pick scorpions and tease bees.

Viper: Viper makes the door of Marceau, and dragon and snake fly.

Fire carp: Under the door of Qu Yun, the school leader, the fire carp jumped the strings.

Tangmen-Shadow is between light and shade.

Martial arts scholars, serving people with virtue, must not force people.

I want to join Tangjiabao to study.

With the fall of Tang Xing, this school has found a new way in martial arts, which can be said to be unique.

Our school integrates hidden weapons and martial arts techniques, which is different from the major schools in the Central Plains. It pays attention to Tianyuan meditation and casualness. There are many kinds of hidden weapons and organ techniques that frighten Jianghu people, but Tangjiabao has strict rules and regulations.

Have their own rules.

Our family attaches great importance to maintaining family prestige, and love and hate are clear. If anyone deceives this door, he should do his best to live and die. But hidden weapons's power originated in an instant, and ordinary people are extremely difficult to dodge and are not allowed to display it at will.

Gu's people.

Are you willing to follow the rules of Tangmen and take the road to hidden weapons?

Disciples are willing to solemnly swear in front of their predecessors. Once they enter Tangmen, they must defend the reputation of Tangmen, be brothers with their classmates, and never harm others with their own skills!

In the Tang Clan, there is another disciple with clear love and hate.

Tang Xing, from now on, you are my official disciple of Tangmen. You must stick to the oath you made today, distinguish between love and hate, and distinguish between black and white. It is your duty to defend our reputation!

Disciples respect your teacher's life!

Luo Tian: Tang Huaixin, the Royal Hall, is shaped like a ghost.

Jiugong: Tang Mintang Hu Aizhi, Zhiruo Wen Qu.

Feather Induction: Huaili Tang, Medicine Hall, fascinated the soul.

Tianjue: Litang Huaiyi Tang, Gankun colorless.

Chuanyang: Tang Aoxia, cracked stone and penetrated clouds.

Fei Xing: Tang Aosheng, if you are surprised.

Ghost axe: Tang Zhiao, a refined arrow ghost.

Thousands of machines: Aotian Tang, machines become infinite.

Pure yang-the imperial sword is absolutely yin, and the enlightenment is negative.

I entered Chunyang Palace to practice martial arts through Taoism, so as to cultivate my self-cultivation. Practice martial arts first, and then you can become a pure Yang.

I want to study in Chunyang Palace.

Luo Yi, I specialize in swords in Chunyang Palace!

Tao Te Ching said, "Good is like water. It is indisputable that water is good for everything. "

The classic also says that "the husband does not dispute, so the world cannot compete with him."

Struggle and no struggle will definitely run through your life of sword cultivation.

If you choose to join Chunyang Palace, from now on, you should make a vow to practice: "The road can be taken, but it is no longer the road taken by ordinary people;" What's your name? You have to get the mind of the body and join the supreme kendo! "

Pure Yang cultivation requires perseverance and perseverance. Are you willing to accept Taoist swordsmanship, which has achieved supreme martial arts, enter our door and become a formal disciple of Chunyang Palace?

Disciples hereby swear that from now on, I will look at six roads with my eyes, look at thousands of miles with my feet, and hold a sword in my hand to seek the perfection of heaven and earth!

Tao is impermanent. Only those who strengthen their hearts and deliberately break the infinite confusion can be refined from the mortal world. I'm glad you can choose to be a disciple of Chunyang Palace!

Se, from now on, you are my official disciple of Huashan Chunyang Palace! Since then, there has been another Taoist priest between heaven and earth. I hope you can stick to today's words in the future, be foolish and not confused, ask your heart with your sword, seek the road, and carry forward my pure Yang Palace Daoism!

Disciples respect your teacher's life!

4. Before19:

In Chang 'an for four years, my school was founded by a generation of grandmaster Junzi. Sue is famous for his fencing.

In the past, if there were swordsmen like Zhuangzi, it would take ten steps to kill a man, not thousands of miles. There are three kinds of swords: the sword of the Emperor, the sword of the Chivalrous Man and the sword of Shu Ren. There is no difference between swords, just because the people who guard them are different. If you enter our door, you should know that the guardian is not the sword, but the one who guards the sword. Since then, you have been wandering in the rivers and lakes, and good and evil are in people's hearts.

Pure sunshine requires perseverance and perseverance. Are you sure you want to enter my door?

I want to join the pure yang school.

Clear deficiency: clear deficiency under Ruimen, return to the original.

Zixu: Zixu prayed to enter the door to punish evil and ward off evil spirits.

Seo Woo: Seo Woo's son, Li Wangsheng, demanded the truth.

Xu Jin: Xu Jin's son, Zhuofeng Ming, attacked the devil to defend Tao.

Static deficiency: static deficiency, under the door of Xie, shows a clear mind.

My son went to Shangguan's door and asked for Tao.

Xu Chong: Protecting Pure Yang and Six Veins, the Essence of the Door.

Seven show-Jade hand weaves heavenly clothes, dancing with ice heart.

Qi Xiufang's martial arts takes dance as the key link and sword as the weapon. Its moves are soft as water, but it is also thunderous, which is quite different from other martial arts in the Jianghu.

I want to join Qixiufang to study.

Wu Qiuci, I sent my disciples to dance swords. Du Gongbu once said: "Many years ago, there was a beautiful Gongsun who danced her dagger and drew it from all directions." This is a compliment.

Dancers should be beautiful and enchanting, but also light and agile. Dancers' martial arts, although disciplined, are also fickle and eclectic. Only by careful experience can they be enlightened.

I, seven show, nourish my heart with the piano and dance into martial arts. Everything is difficult at the beginning, so I must remember to keep my original heart and stick to my seven show Quyi. Walking in the Jianghu, weeding out the strong and helping the weak, supporting the old and carrying the young, is what our seven Xiufang should do, and we must not have the heart to shirk it! Would you like to help each other with my sisters and become a formal disciple of my seven Xiufang?

Disciples are willing to help each other with their sisters!

The disciples of this workshop have been expecting another good sister for a long time. I'm glad you can choose to join Qixiufang!

Wu Qiuci, from now on, you will be my disciple in seven show. From now on, remember what I said today, the piano and flute are accompanied by swords, and the heart dances with wonder. Violets in troubled times are free from dust.

Disciples must remember the commandments!

Qixiu: Qixiu Ye Zhiqing's door is graceful and luxurious.

Chu Xiu: Chu Xiu Xiao Bai Yan's door is very cute.

Qin Xiu: Qin Xiu is under the Gaojiang Pavilion, and the harp is intimate.

Yan Xiu: Yan Xiu is under the seven gates, and the flying swallow is light.

Zhao Xiu: Zhao Xiu, under the cloud gate, is knowledgeable.

Wei Xiu: Wei (Why) Wei (Harmony with me! ! ) At the door of the forest, my heart is tender.

Han Xiu: Han Su xiu's jade gate is elegant and beautiful.

Zoroastrianism-flying sand connects the desert, and flames pity the world.

Martial arts also requires restraint and verticality. If you are too tired, take a rest and look at this desert.

I want to join Zoroastrianism.

Frost free.

The sky is vast and long.

The vast land is thick and wide.

The boundless moon reflects its light.

Sunny, sunny.

Our religion has a close relationship with Persian Zoroastrianism. It worships flame and believes in Ming Zun, but at the same time, it is deeply influenced by the culture of the Central Plains, and advocates the harmonious existence of Yin and Yang between heaven and earth rather than complete opposition.

The martial arts I teach is a blend of Persian martial arts, which is very different from the martial arts in the Central Plains. A few years ago, I swept the Wulin of the Central Plains with this set of martial arts. If you are willing to study hard, you will certainly make a difference in the future.

Frost-free, all disciples work together. Do not complain, do not give up. Can you do it? All my disciples, Comrade Tongde. Zebei was born, and good deeds will last forever. Can you do it?

The flame is shining, and the holy light is shining. Disciples are willing to enter Zoroastrianism, never leave, and always do good.

Life is also He Huan, why bother to die?

The blazing flame burned my body.

I have another Zoroastrianism disciple from today.

You have become a disciple of Zoroastrianism without frost. You need to remember the oath you made and follow the leader eastward into the Central Plains in the future to create greater glories!

Disciple, yes!

Huiri: My heart is always bright under the door of Jiangxia, the right protector.

Shadow Moon: Under the door of Kalubi, the night emperor of Mo Shan, all kinds of magic were destroyed.

Wonderful flame: At the gate of St. Yaner Lu, the wonderful flame shines forever.

Flood: Under the door of the icy king Ding Jun, all the rivers flow into Zhan Ran.

Liu Jin: Three hearts and four doors in Wang Zuo, King Kong dharma body.

Starwood: It's not easy to protect the left. It's He Huan's life.

Earth: The double-headed demon king has no soil under the heart gate.

Beggars' Sect-All men are brothers, and chivalry comes first.

I can't accept you in until I get a series of instructions from Sun Ye.

I, Yan Guo, have the greatest respect for those who attach great importance to feelings and righteousness!

Young man, I'm Yan Guo.

You came all the way to join my Beggars' Sect?

Our beggars' gangs are widely distributed in the north and south of the river. People who join the gang are chivalrous regardless of their origins or ranks. If you want to join the guild, you must think it over!

I am a beggar! Save for loyalty!

Great men are for the country and the people.

I want to join the Beggars' Sect!

Li Qian, our beggars' gangs are all over the country, and each rudder has its own rules according to its own situation, but there are three most important ones. Please listen carefully.

First, Beggars' disciples should put righteousness first, eliminate evil and help the weak, and do their duty.

Second, beggars' disciples are like brothers and sisters, sharing weal and woe.

Third, beggars' disciples should respect their teachers, be honest and trustworthy, and repay their kindness.

If you want to join our Beggars' Sect, you must keep these three rules in mind and abide by them all your life.

Li Qian, let me ask you, are you willing to abide by the three gang rules and become a formal disciple of my Beggars' Sect?

I am willing to join the Beggars' Sect and share my life and death with my brothers in the Sect. From then on, eliminate evil and help the weak, be chivalrous first, abide by the rules and never regret it! Hope to help the Lord!

My disciples of the Beggars' Sect come from different backgrounds and have different personalities, but we can come together and have today's Beggars' Sect because of our chivalrous spirit.

Li Qian, from today on, you will be a member of the 500,000-strong Beggars' Sect. I hope you can carry forward the spirit of chivalry, and don't forget the words "the great chivalrous man is for the country and the people"!

Disciple, yes!

I hope you can remember your vows and become another indomitable Jianghu hero as soon as possible!

Overlord: Commander Junshan, it's a heavy responsibility.

Charter: Jiangling diverts disciples to reward good deeds and eliminate traitors.

Pu Lao: Chang 'an diverted disciple, hanging pot to help the world.

Yazi: Luoyang Diverter disciple, doing everything except evil.

Prison Bull: Yangzhou rudder disciple, proficient in acrobatics.

Pro: Chengdu rudder disciple, eliminating disasters for the people.

Pepper map: john young's rudder disciples guard against foreign enemies.

Mock the wind: A disciple of Taiyuan rudder, he is realistic in danger.