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Kill people, kill people. Why send a telegram?

Kill someone, die, send a fart telegram. "The late qing dynasty and early republic of China.

The full text of Luxun's Flowers in the Morning-Fan Ainong is as follows:

In an inn in Tokyo, we usually read newspapers when we get together. Students read Asahi Shimbun and read books.

News sellers and people who are interested in social trivia will watch 26 news. One morning, the monarch saw a slave.

A telegram from China, probably:

"Anhui Governor Enming was assassinated by Zhao Shikili, and the assassin was arrested."

Everyone was shocked and talked to each other with smiles on their faces, studying who the assassin was and how the Chinese characters were three.

Words. But as long as they are from Shaoxing and don't read textbooks specifically, they have already understood. This is Xu Xilin who is studying abroad.

After returning to China, he worked as an alternate road in Anhui and did spring patrol affairs, which coincided with the assassination of the governor.

Everyone predicted that he would be executed and his family would be implicated. Soon, Miss Qiu was killed in Shaoxing.

Here comes the news. Xu Xilin was dug up and gave all the food to Enming's Qin Bing. People are angry. there are several

People will hold secret meetings to raise funds in Sichuan; At this time, Japanese ronin is needed, squid is torn and wine is generous.

After that, he went to meet Xu's family.

As usual, there are also hometown associations, hanging martyrs and cursing Manchuria; Since then, some people have advocated sending a telegram to Beijing and denounced it.

The inhuman government of mankind. The congregation was immediately divided into two groups: one group wanted to generate electricity and the other group didn't. I advocate power generation,

But when I said it, a dull voice followed:

"If the murderer is killed and the dead are all dead, what kind of fart telegram can you send?"

This is a tall man with long hair and white eyes. He always looks at others as if ignoring them. He squatted on the mat.

Son, I generally object to speaking; I was surprised and paid attention to him, and then I inquired about others: Say

Who is this? Is it so cold? People I know told me that his name is Xu's student.

I felt so angry that he was not human at all. My husband was killed, so I dare not send a telegram.

So he insisted on generating electricity, and he was also arguing. As a result, most people advocated power generation, and he gave in. that

Second, deploy personnel to draft telegrams.

"Why? Nature is a person who advocates power generation ~ ~ ~ "he said.

I think his words are aimed at me again, and it is not unreasonable: but I advocate this sad article.

Zhang must be well aware of the martyr's life experience, because he is more closely related than others, and his heart is more sad. He will do it as soon as he does it.

It will be more touching. So they fought again. As a result, he didn't do it, and neither did I. I don't know who admitted to doing it; then

Everyone got separated, leaving only a draftsman and one or two officers, waiting for the filming to be finished.

From then on, I always thought this Fan Ainong was both eccentric and hateful. The hateful people in the world thought they were Manchu at first.

Only then did I know that it was still the second; The first one is Fan Ainong. If there is no revolution in China, it will. If it wants a revolution, it must first

Fan Ainong was removed.

However, this opinion seems to have gradually disappeared and it has been forgotten. We never met again. Until leather

One year before my death, I was a teacher in my hometown. It was probably late spring when I suddenly saw one on the guest table of an acquaintance.

Personal, familiar with each other but two or three seconds, we also said:

"Oh, oh, you are Fan Ainong!"

"Oh, oh, you are Lu Xun!"

Somehow we all laughed, laughed at each other and felt sad. His eyes are still like that, but they are strange.

Strange, only in recent years, white hair appeared on my head, but it may have existed long ago and I didn't notice it before. He was wearing

Very old cloth jackets and worn cloth shoes look cold. Talking about his own experience, he said that he later lost his tuition.

I can't study abroad anymore, so I came back. After returning to my hometown, I was despised, rejected and persecuted, and there was almost no place to live.

Now I am hiding in the countryside and teaching several primary school students to make a living. But sometimes I feel bored, so I also use the boat.

Come into town.

He also told me that I like drinking now, so we drank. Since then, every time he goes to town, he will definitely come to see me.

We often know each other. When we are drunk, we often talk about some stupid and crazy life, and even our mother will laugh when she hears it. One day, I suddenly

Again remind of the old things when I was in Tokyo, I asked him.

"What was your reason for deliberately opposing me that day, intentionally?"

"Don't you know? I have always hated you-not only me, but also us. "

"Did you know who I was before that?"

"Why don't you know. Didn't we meet Ziying and you when we arrived in Yokohama? You look down on us, shake it.

Boss, do you remember yourself? "

I briefly thought about it, but I remember that it was seven or eight years ago. At this time, Ziying came to ask me out about Yokohama.

Pick up the new fellow villagers who are studying in other places. When the steamboat arrived, I saw a lot of people, about a dozen people, leaving as soon as they landed.

Li put it in the customs for inspection, and the customs officers rummaged through everything and suddenly found a pair of embroidered bow shoes.

I put down my business and looked at it carefully with my son. I was very dissatisfied and thought, how could these birds bring this thing?

I didn't notice it myself. I probably shook my head at that time. After the inspection, you must sit in the inn before getting on the bus. no

It is expected that this group of scholars will give up their seats on the bus again. Party A wants Party B to take this seat, and Party B wants Party C to take this seat.

Before it was over, the train had already left. As soon as the body shook, three or four people immediately fell. I was also very dissatisfied at that time and thought to myself: Lian

Seats on the train, they also want to divide the pecking order. I didn't notice, maybe I shook my head again. However, that

Fan Ainong is an elegant figure, but I didn't think of it until today. But he was embarrassed to say it,

In this group, there are martyrs Chen Boping who died later in Anhui, and there are also martyrs Ma who died. Imprisoned in a black prison,

There are still one or two people who can't see the light of day until after the revolution, always bearing the scars of bandit punishment. I don't know anything, shake it

Send them to Tokyo. Although Sun Bo is in the same boat with us, he is not in this car, because he is in God.

Hu and his wife traveled by land.

I think I shook my head twice. They don't know what time it is. Make noise while sitting, check

It's quiet. It must be during the customs duty. If you love agriculture, it is.

"I really don't understand what you are doing with this thing. Whose is it? "

"Not our Jenny's?" He glared at his white eyes.

"When you go to Tokyo, you must pretend to have a pair of big feet. Why do you want to bring this thing? "

"Who knows? You ask her. "

In beginning of winter, our situation got worse, but we still drank and told jokes. Suddenly it was the Wuchang Uprising, and then

It is the recovery of Shaoxing. The next day, Ai Nong came to the city, wearing the felt hat commonly used by farmers, and that smile was never seen before.

Yes

"Old fast, we don't drink today. I want to see Shaoxing after the recovery. Let's go together. "

We walked in the street with a white flag in our eyes. However, despite the appearance, the endoskeleton is still the same, because

For the military government organized by several old squires, the railway shareholder is the chief administrative officer, and the cashier of the money house is the ordnance department.

Long ... Not long after the military government, several shouts rang, and Wang Jinfa's troops came in from Hangzhou, but that was

Don't shout, or you will come. After he came in, he was surrounded by many idle people and the new revolutionary party and became king.

Governor. The people in the yamen were brought in, and they changed their tunics in less than ten days. The weather is not yet.

Cold.

I was placed next to the rice bowl of a normal school principal, and Governor Wang gave our school 200 yuan. Love agriculture. As a supervisor,

Still wearing the same cloth robe, but I don't drink much and have little time to chat. He works and teaches. He is really diligent.

That's fast enough.

"The situation is still not good, Wang Jinfa and them." A teenager who attended my lecture last year came to visit me.

He said generously, "We should run a newspaper to supervise them. But the promoter wants to borrow Mr. Wang's name. One more

One is Mr Ziying and the other is Mr Deqing. As a society, we know that you will never give up. "

I promised him. Two days later, I saw the leaflet published in the newspaper. There are indeed three sponsors. It will be published in the newspaper in five days.

At first, he scolded the military government and the people there; After that, he cursed the governor, his relatives, fellow villagers and concubines.

In this way, after more than ten days of scolding, there was a message from my family that the governor had lied to him because of you.

Money, but also scold him, to send someone to kill you with a pistol.

It doesn't matter to others. My mother was the first to worry. She told me not to go out again. But I will still take pictures.

Often walk, and that Wang Jinfa is not here to kill us. Although he was born in Greenwood University, killing people is not very good.

Simple. Besides, I got the money from the school, and he can understand, but I'm just saying.

Sure enough, he didn't come to kill anyone. I wrote for funds and took another 200 yuan. But as if some spunk, command at the same time:

More, no more.

However, I was embarrassed by the news that Ainong got. The so-called "liar" does not mean the school.

In terms of funds, it refers to a sum of money sent to a newspaper. After cursing in the newspaper for a few days, Wang Jinfa sent it to someone.

I paid 500 yuan. So our teenagers held a meeting. The first question is: Do you accept it? Resolution:

Take it. The second question is: will you scold after receiving it? Solution: scold. The reason is: he is a shareholder after receiving the money;

Bad shareholders will naturally be scolded.

I'll go to the newspaper and ask if it's true or not. It's all true. I just said a few words that I shouldn't have charged him.

The accountant was unhappy and asked me:

"Why don't newspapers accept equity?"

"This is not equity ..."

"What is not equity?"

I won't say much. I have known this world for a long time. If I say anything to get us into trouble again,

He will scold me for cherishing my worthless life too much and refusing to sacrifice for society, otherwise I will read it in the newspaper tomorrow.

Recorded how I was afraid of death and trembling.

But it happened that Ji 1 wrote to urge me to go to Nanjing. Love farmers also agree, but rather bleak, said:

"Here is like that again. You can't live here. Go ... "

I understood his silence and decided to go to Nanjing. Go to the governor's office and resign first. Naturally, I will send one at a glance.

I took the microphone with a runny nose, handed over the accounts and balance, a dime and two copper coins, and there was no principal. The successor is Confucius Institute.

Chang Chen Fuli.

The newspaper case was settled two or three weeks after I arrived in Nanjing and was destroyed by a group of soldiers. Ziying is in the country, no.

Things; Deqing was in the city, and her thigh was stabbed with a sharp knife. He was angry. Naturally, this is very painful.

I can't blame him. After he was furious, he took off his clothes and took a photo to reveal an inch wide knife wound, and

Make an article describing the situation, distribute it everywhere, and publicize the violence of the military government. I think this kind of photo is big now.

Some people may not have a collection. The size is too small, and the knife wound is reduced to almost no. Look without explanation.

Some people will definitely think that this is a nude photo of a romantic figure with some crazy gas. If they meet guards in Sun, they are afraid of being banned.

Stop.

When I moved from Nanjing to Beijing, the inspector who loved agriculture was also removed from his post by the president of Confucianism. he

He became a love farmer before the revolution. I want to find him something to do in Beijing, which he very much hopes, but he doesn't.

Have a chance. Later, he went to a cooked family to deliver food, and he wrote to me from time to time. Things are getting worse and worse, and his words are also

The more tragic it is. Finally, I have to walk out of this acquaintance's house and float around. Soon, I suddenly got it from my hometown.

I got the news that he fell into the water and drowned.

I suspect that he committed suicide. Because he swims well, he is not easy to drown.

Sitting alone in the hall at night, I was very sad and suspected that the news was untrue, but I thought it was extremely unreasonable and unprovoked.

Reliable, although there is no evidence. There is nothing I can do about it. I only wrote four poems, which were later published in a daily newspaper.

Look, now it will be forgotten. I only remember six sentences in a song. The first four sentences are: "Let's talk about the world wine first."

People who make a little wine are still full of cream tincture, although they are a little drunk. "Forgot two sentences in the middle. In the end, it is "old friends are exhausted, Yu." "

As light as dust. "

Later, I went back to my hometown and learned something more detailed. At first, I didn't do anything that I loved agriculture, because.

People hate him. He is difficult to get along with, but he still drinks. His friends invited him. He has little contact with people and is very ordinary.

I met only a few younger people later, but none of them seemed to want to listen to his complaints.

I think telling jokes is not as interesting as telling jokes.

"Maybe I will receive a telegram tomorrow. I opened it and it was Lu Xun who called me. " He often says that.

One day, some new friends invited him to go to the theater by boat. It was past midnight when he came back, and there was another storm. He was drunk.

But he insisted on peeing beside the boat. Everyone dissuaded him, but he wouldn't listen, saying he wouldn't fall. But he fell.

Yes, although I can float, I have never got up.

The body was salvaged the next day and found upright in a diamond swing.

I still don't understand whether he slipped or committed suicide.

He died with nothing, leaving a young girl and his wife. Some people want to collect some money to be their female generals.

To the tuition fund, because once put forward, that is, some people will fight for the custody of the money,-in fact, not yet.

This money-everyone felt bored and disappeared invisibly.

I wonder what happened to his only daughter now. If I had been at school, I would have graduated from middle school.