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This story, translated into vernacular Chinese.
During the Northern Qi Dynasty, Tan Xian, a monk from the Western Regions, paid tribute in Wu Chengdi and became the abbot of Xianglun Temple. He is twenty-one years old, born with thick eyebrows, a Chinese face and a mouth. He is over 7 feet tall and full of energy. According to the theory of good luck, his livestock contract and expand. Shrink like a big eye, stretch six or seven inches long, thick, hard and hot, out of reach. So in the evening, the monk frowned and gritted his teeth.
In the temple for half a year, those women who incited and confused in the name of preaching scriptures were listened to by men and women from all directions, not counting. Special students who choose men and women are the most worthwhile students. The boy teaches by example, and the daughter rubs her navel to get the true qi. Dedicated and playful, both men and women are favored, so the name of dedicated is famous in ouchi. Xuananding and Hu's daughter were chosen as the concubines of King Changguang in the early years of Tianbao, and gave birth to the queen, who was wise in the account. After Wu Chengdi's death, he acceded to the throne and was honored as the Queen Mother. Later, knowing that the materials in the literature were different from ordinary people, I went out to see him at Xianglun Temple.
Fairy came to visit after listening to it, hiding naked in the secret room first, and never leaving home, so her navel was empty. Later, those who were summoned urgently delivered a speech, saying, "Giving self-esteem is not only to welcome sacred driving, it has been a static agent for a long time, and I hate noise." Later, I really wanted to see the offerings, so I asked the screen to leave the women's wives, step into the secret room, and dedicate the secrets and key hopes to the queen. If you don't listen in the future, those who are willing to be beheaded dare not look. "Later heard that I ordered to find attendants, let the monk to the outside of the chamber of secrets. The monks were afraid to go forward by mistake, saying, "I'm filthy, so I can't practice without permission." Later, he ordered the monks to retreat. Just entering the room, a young monk closed the door, and then he saw it. What a beautiful woman. Just when I was surprised, another little monk opened the door. The door opened and came in. The wall was as high as a wall, and no one heard it at all. Although the sky is high and the sun is not visible, it seems that it is not in the temple. The little monk said, "When the teacher is around, you must take off your clothes, regardless of your health and mine, when you meet the teacher. ".I wore it later, and the army has been gone. "After taking off the coronation ceremony and wearing it into the room, the young monk closed the door from the outside.
Later, when I saw the fairy, I lay naked on my back in bed. His meat is hard and straight. If the spear is like a pestle, it is not made of your material. His back was red and astringent. He held it in his hand and said, "What a strange thing! There is no empty person under the name. " Ask again: "The teacher is really thoughtful. It's not the army hiding in this room. What do you think of this kind of thing? The ancients said: "Yi Fa is priceless, and it is rare to have a heart. "He probably won't see the teacher, so just say so." Sacrifice knocked on the bed and said, "Sacrifice is intentional, not sentimental later. If the sacrifice is broken, there is no escape. " Say that finish, I happily took the offer and sat on the bed together. Seeing that the meat sacrifice is as straight as usual, my heart is very tangled. I quickly took off my clothes, took dedication as my chest, and offered women who looked down. Her muscles trembled and swelled, plump and hairless, like a virgin. However, the first punch is deep and there is no Dan color, just to reduce the difference. Xian hurriedly stuffed the meat tools into his mother's mouth to study the water immersion, and only the glans penis died. I felt I could barely bear it. Soon, the flood was dripping and the sound became more and more constant. After another two inches, I couldn't refuse. You can stand up and pull it, try to shake it, and you don't feel worried, but you can't wait to get to the root. Later, it was itchy and beautiful, and the voice trembled and urged, and the whole waist greeted the attentions, and the heat continued to rise. Dedicated to the brain, and then sent to the root, praise the string 100 degrees or more, and the essence begins to leak like a note. Then I hugged the offering tightly and spit out my tongue. I didn't relax at all. I tied the meat tightly and pulled it for an hour. Later, I was satisfied. Because my face is close to the meat, I instructed the offering: "When I was a daughter, I happened to see a human flesh. I'm surprised. Why did God give these people such an ear? Something suddenly lifted like this, but I didn't know it was protruding. /kloc-when I was 0/3 years old, I just saw Wu Yu, and I couldn't say what the pain was. Why did this complaining happen? Wu Chengdi boasted that he would say, "Your mother is young, but I am old, so you feel pain. If you want to be happy for a long time, you can't say anything, so why complain? " "I don't think he is right. A month later, I felt different and retorted that Wu Chengdi didn't drive the car, but someone else did. Not as frightened and resentful as before. However, Wu Chengdi's tools, no more than three inches long, were drawn out and delivered to less than one hundred. Although it rose at that time, it was not hot to stand up. I missed one. I was taking an exam. I can't enjoy myself. I feel that all men in the world are like martial arts, and there are no outstanding people. I didn't expect to know the background of nepotism until I became a teacher today. I hope to live in glad you came this life. "
He kowtowed to apologize and said, "I don't want to sacrifice it as a suspect in the future." I hope I will stay in my account forever, and I dare not have anything else. " She said: "Today's teacher, let Wu Chengdi still be there, give up looking for a teacher;" Besides, Wu is dead, and I'm not a ghost wife. Are you willing to give up sweetness and chew wax? " Say that finish, turn around and go out together. The young lantern opened the door and waited. Later, Gu Xian said, "Can two children also be teachers' tools? "Xian Dao:" How dare you raise your daughter casually to pollute the Buddhist land? "Two teenagers are male. If it is a woman, she is scared to death when she sees the tools provided. Why is she here? "
Later, he said, "What hell should I fall into if I defile Buddhism today?" Xian said, "Later, people in heaven thought of all the fallen people. Dedication is a guest of Longhua Club and should be kept with Hou Wen. So what is the crime of successful mating today? " She said, "Well, is he like this?" Put it on again and you can sway forward. Bend down and follow, there is no threshold for sending.
Then I got on the bus and looked back at the third place. After that, count them out and communicate with them in the temple. Bujin is advertising. He is hanging a treasure bed and giving something. Wu will use it as soon as possible. Later, I was still uncomfortable, so I gathered more than 100 monks under the pretext of listening to the lecture, and chose Yang Dahe, an energetic person, to set up in the inner hall. He also invited more than 100 ladies-in-waiting, chose those beautiful and lewd, and stayed with the monk. Later, people who claimed to be too mysterious masters ruled all the ladies-in-waiting, exposed their vulva naked and lured Tan Xian and other monks from a distance on various occasions. The man known as the master of Zhao Xuan is in charge of all the monks. He was naked and meticulous, and he teased the ladies-in-waiting of the Queen Mother. Hold your head high, and finally push the female back, and the female will flow. When the snail vomits, it will drip down, so he indulges himself and sends it in hundreds of times. After the offering, the envoy grabbed his neck, put his hands around his waist, put the meat on the woman's body, and patrolled the temple to watch the maid-in-waiting and the monk commit adultery. Later, I saw that monks are good at tricks. If they are set as heads, their sleep will be lower than Tan Xian's. Maid-in-waiting is secretly happy, and often puts it in the relationship of worship and communication, and asks him if he is fluent and beautiful from the side. He compared Zhao Xuan to other monks and then laughed. He said, "We'll take care of it. How can you be so happy? " Long live the naked ladies. Even if you use "Taishang" to say that you are offering sacrifices, you can feel at ease and don't know how to avoid it. The latter heard that the queen mother was careless, but did not believe it.
One day, I met the Queen Mother and saw two little nuns standing beside me. Please be beautiful and dazzling. I went back to the car and made an emergency call. The queen refused his request and had to agree. After goodbye, I forced her to go and wanted to communicate with him. Yan Ni refused to obey, and the band was fixed, so he ordered the people in the palace to take his hand and cut off the boy's monk. Between the two strands, the imperial secretary hid his face and vomited. So Tan Xian's story spread, and they were all killed. When you are away, Bob's relatives inside and outside are not allowed to meet Hou. Later, the disgruntled savings could not be continued, so I turned to Mr. Shijiao, a noble in China, to relieve my hunger.
Qi fled to Zhou, and lust became more rampant, relying on youth, which was purely accidental. When things didn't go well, I went to the temple to find a monk and a place to live. If there is a suitable one, it is to swear to be with you forever. Being a monk is not enough. He is too humorous, too obscene and too ugly. He rapes prostitutes and licks them. Later, he was reckless, and it was time to give them up. The Sui Dynasty opened the emperor and died of bone marrow failure. What people accused was the talk at that time.
Chunyu Kun excavated the tomb of the Yuan Dynasty and opened it. She saw that her face was like life, her skin was gorgeous, her body was as cold as ice, but the woman's abdomen felt steaming, just like a living person. When I had sex in turn, I suddenly heard a sigh from my body. Yang Kun thought it was a monster, and the chopped corpse was full of essence and blood, so he left with it. At that time, people tried to answer questions and said:
The seeds of the true Buddha in Hu Huanghou gave birth to monks who were especially compassionate and fast-eating, and generally became monks after death. Yang Kun broke his purse today, but there were not many monks in it. Where are so many monks hiding? He said, "The little monk is in his stomach, and the big monk is in his stomach. The monks inside are all Yang Lian Jia Zhen, and there are sporadic monks next to them. "
According to the causal explanation, when people are dying, they think of being in the Buddha and boarding the other shore; Think of livestock, they will fall into the wheels. Hu Huanghou planted many good roots before his death, and added many bodhi sons after his death. Shouldn't you be a happy monk and turn to society?
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