Humorous morning jokes

Humorous jokes in the morning add a little fun to ordinary life. Humor will make your life happier and your work better in the new day. I have compiled the humorous jokes in the morning below. Welcome to learn from them. I hope I can help you.

Humorous morning jokes 1 The kind of person who speaks super funny and has a particularly good temper is really impeccable, such as me.

Don't always scold me for hating iron. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

I am convinced that a person will come into this world and be tortured by me.

The whole world is busy falling in love, and only I am busy doing my homework.

Don't think that only you have the hang-up button, so do I.

Students who don't want to start school are all good students, which fully proves that they have no puppy love!

Tell Ni a little secret, in fact, the forehead is a nine-tailed fox.

Flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the back, and stand up to do your homework.

If it's a mistake to be handsome, it's already a mistake for me not to want it.

When two people are together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding, such as: if you ignore me, I will ignore you.

Don't speak ill of others to my face, or I will speak ill of others.

When I like you, you feel cute when you eat shit. When I don't like you, everything you do feels like you are eating shit.

Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

Don't go, I can't bear it. Can you give me money for a small pudding?

I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

I came quietly, walked quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.

Brothers are brothers, and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

If I can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

As a pig, you can also have ideals, such as protecting the Tang priest's Buddhist scriptures.

Some people make you feel bad seriously, and some people make your teeth ache because of unevenness.

Humor joke 2 1 in the morning, I love to overeat before I know it, and then I feel fat …

Everyone must understand that falling in love does not delay learning, but unrequited love.

3. Why do we always have to go through some painful things to know a truth?

I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.

5. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

6. You don't even know Beckham. Who are you to talk to me about basketball?

7. Sadness is hard, but it will pass.

8. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

9, I am not good, but there is only one, cherish it or not.

10 I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

1 1. Happiness tells me that you are too young.

12, face his fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

13, the high-profile and high-profile of the low-key male show showed signs of being beaten.

14, I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

15, women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

16, on impulse, the crisis of later generations!

17, where you fall, you lie down.

18, real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and dare to face bleak singles.

19, May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

20, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope happiness will always emerge in your heart …

Humorous joke 3 1 in the morning, the sun rises, you are still sleeping soundly, I have been calling you, but you sleep soundly; A brilliant idea suddenly occurred to me. Take a bone and watch you call the terminal at me.

2, the air is fresh in the morning, so that everything goes well with you; It's sunny in the morning, and I wish you double your salary; There is a breeze in the afternoon. May you be young and not old.

3.good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another glass of wine will make happiness last; Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

Good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the home of the god of wealth, your dream will come true, you will win the grand prize tomorrow, and you will take office tomorrow. Greetings from all friends are sincere terminals.

5. The sun is setting all over the sky in the morning. May you be safe with you; The scorching sun in the middle of the night, I wish you good luck all day; I wish you happiness at sunset in the morning!

Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is going to tease your ass at the terminal.

7. It's dawn. The alarm clock went off. Get up reluctantly. My greetings have arrived in time. If you are happy, smile. Good morning, terminal. I wish you a good mood!

8. Wake up every day and tell yourself: fewer reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains.

9. The clear morning breeze rang the bell of happiness, and my heart played cheerful music, saying "good morning", saying hello to you and sighing the morning greeting message.

10, the beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as transparent as glass, and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear friends. I wish you a good mood tomorrow!

1 1. The beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as transparent as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear friends. I wish you a good mood tomorrow!

12, tea soaked in hot water becomes fragrant, due to temperature; It is a habit for friends to care about contact, because they are sincere; SMS wishes you a happy smile, because you have feelings; Text message, I was surprised this morning. May you be happy and surprised every day.

13, open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine and feel the natural smile; Take a walk at night and talk about family happiness, which is very terminal and has a good attitude. May you be happy and beautiful! Good morning. Humorous jokes.