What humorous sentences are there to persuade people to drink less?

A glass of wine will not invent anything, but will only make people tell secrets and drink less.

Second, drink little darling, wine hurts the liver more, drink less!

Third, no wine, happy people, happy people, free people, don't drink!

Fourth, drink less appetizers and get drunk more, which is easy to commit crimes afterwards!

Five, life is priceless, don't drive after drinking, don't drink at night!

6. People who drink too much wine every day are more likely to get sick and die faster.

Seven, know that there are thousands of glasses missing, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.