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How long have you been home?
2. Dad needs glasses to read the instructions. When driving, he always asks me, where are his glasses?
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When mom doesn't know the way home, she needs to hold the handrail when going up and down the stairs, and it takes longer to go upstairs.
What I said was always repeated over and over again, and I don't remember it.
5. When my mother needs glasses to thread the needle and needs my help.
I don't know when our parents began to look at our faces.
7. On the wedding day, when I saw my parents crying, I instantly felt that they were old.
Whenever they are ill, I think they are old.
9. From the day we were born, our parents were getting old, but we didn't realize it.
10, when my mother died, my father was full of white hair.
1 1, I can't read the instructions clearly when taking medicine, so I always take more medicine.
12, my parents began to talk to me in a consulting tone.
13, mobile phone fonts and ringtones need my help to adjust to the maximum time.
14, ask me how to operate my mobile phone carefully.
15, dad treats me like a brother.
16, mom's cooking is getting salty, the taste is not accurate, and the taste is chaotic.
17, when I was in college, my father sent me to school. At the moment he turned away, he turned around and told me to take good care of myself.
18, when my parents began to urge me to find someone quickly and urge me to get married and have children.
19, when my father has white hair, wrinkles and white beard, it is more and more.
20. When my mother has more and more white hair and wrinkles, she is hard of hearing, hunched over and squinted at her mobile phone.
2 1, my dad stopped hitting me because he couldn't beat me.
22. When my parents were so nearsighted that I couldn't see clearly, my hearing and memory became weaker and weaker.
23, my parents began to be childish, in turn, I should coax them.
24, go home to visit relatives, parents don't talk, secretly cry.
25, when I seriously look at my parents' faces.
26. My parents always ask me when I will go home on the phone.
27, parents began to pay attention to health, crazy to buy a bunch of health products.
28. Parents like to stew the dishes slightly when cooking, and they need to wear false teeth when their teeth are bad.
29. When you say you are tired at work, you always say you have a backache.
Many times I feel that my parents are suddenly old, but I just don't say it.
My mother always has five or six white hairs on her forehead. Every time I pull them out, they grow in the same place a month or two later. Aging can't be concealed or stopped. No matter how people maintain and dress up, at most, they can hide the difference from the actual age of ten.
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