Children's Day Phrases Children's Day Sayings Funny and Super 90s Post-90s Mood Phrases

1. A big woman cannot be without power for a day, and a little woman cannot be without money for a day!

2. Behind every failed woman, there is always a troublesome man.

3. Although I am not very handsome, when I was young, some people praised me for having an idol on my left nostril.

4. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

5. I can’t find it everywhere, and I still lament my small waist back then. There is no spare time for hatred, and a body full of fat.

6. A gentleman holds a grudge and will not retaliate for ten years.

7. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

8. Give me a fulcrum and I can pry your girlfriend away.

9. There are no free pies in the sky, but there are free bricks.

10. All living beings are hungry and thirsty. I see it in my eyes and it hurts in my balls. 1. Real dinosaurs glow at night when the lights are turned off.

11. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

12. Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious

13. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

14. I am the most normal among abnormal people, and the most abnormal among normal people.

15. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

16. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly, I became fat one bite at a time.

17. I wanted to turn around magnificently, but unexpectedly hit the wall in a low-key manner.

18. Is it itchy? That's right. When the wound grows flesh, nerve endings also grow.

19. If life is a one-way ticket, I will take it!

20. Either you love me or leave me. Don’t bother me.

21. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card. Funny Phrases for Children's Day

1. Happy Children's Day, everyone. I wish you a happy holiday

Children’s Day on June 1st. My favorite holiday ever.

3. Today is your holiday, my dear children, have a happy Children’s Day and be happy forever

◇◆丶The Children’s Day on Children’s Day is no longer our flower season .

4. On June 1st today, there are no candies and no games. I am the only one looking at the sky and reminiscing.

5. Where did the paper airplanes we played that year fall to?

6. We are still children, but Children’s Day no longer belongs to us.

7. The bubbles we have blown have all gone with the wind and disappeared from memory.

August and June, our anniversary, commemorate the childhood that can never be returned.

9. I really wanted to celebrate Children’s Day, but I found that my age is a little bit ┈┾

10. We can’t afford to live on Children’s Day because time has passed. .

11. If I could celebrate Children’s Day again, would anyone still play games with me?

12. Today’s Children’s Day, I can only stay in the classroom Here, use words to tell memories.

On the 13th, my biggest wish for Children’s Day is to put masks on mosquitoes.

14. Today is Children’s Day. I wish you always have a childlike heart and be happy every day!

15. Tomorrow I have to celebrate Children’s Day. I want to go to the children’s park to play. I want Wangzai milk and candy. Hehe.

16. Paper airplanes. Glass balls, blowing bubbles, and playing house are all hidden in my memory.

17. After time passes, who will remember those childhood games?

18. Can we play games again, can we celebrate Children’s Day again

19. It’s as big as the corner of the bed. Alas, you wet the bed again. Happy holidays, kids!

20. Why do we think of the car in childhood and the fig tree in the backyard? They will live in memories, because childhood is lost and Children’s Day is here. Those memories accompany us when we are sad and lonely. The innocence hidden deep in your heart can still taste happy if you occasionally take it out to look at it! Please keep the corners of your mouth raised at all times. Ok!

21. When people grow up, the road will be long and the mountains will be high. When people grow up, they have to travel far. There are winds, rains, ravines and ravines on the road, but there is no rocking and joy of childhood. Now I can only close my eyes and think about my childhood. Happy Children’s Day!

Twenty-two, didn’t play in the mud? No fight? No bedwetting? You are so good, go to the street quickly, see the beautiful aunt and say: tell aunt, I didn't wet the bed. In this way, she will give you two little red flowers... Pa, Pa, are you blushing? Happy Children's Day.

23. If you don’t cry, I’ll reward you with a pair of crotchless pants; if you don’t wet the bed, I’ll reward you with a lollipop; if you can write, I’ll reward you with a pack of diapers. But because of your performance, I can only regretfully tell you that you won’t get any of the above prizes. Happy Children's Day! Children's Day Blessings

1. If there was no holiday on Children's Day, I would hide at home all day and not go to school. In this holiday of ours, no one can limit our entertainment. I I won’t go to school because it’s our holiday!

2. Happiness ripples on the swing, smiles bloom in play, sweetness comes from candies, happiness is immersed in the world of love, and spontaneity comes from the map on your sheets. Blessings to you who have not grown up, happy Children's Day!

3. Children’s Day is here, boldly relax yourself: get a cool child-style haircut, wear a large children’s outfit, carry a small children’s water bottle on your shoulder, hold an animal-shaped baby bottle in one hand, and wave a small Colorful flags, shouting: Under pressure, give me back my childlike innocence!

4. I have made a fashionable new fashion for you: one piece of clothing and trousers, suspender design, matching bellyband, super short trouser legs, slits inside, breathable and breathable. Children's Day is coming, please wear it to participate in the children's participation Festival fashion show, guaranteed to be sexy!

5. Welcome to take the June 1st time shuttle, which will take you back to your carefree childhood. Before boarding the plane, please take off all disguises, release all pressure, embrace a childlike innocence full of curiosity, and wish you a happy journey.

6. It’s Children’s Day, give your childlike innocence a holiday. Suggestion 1: Climb naked in the room; Suggestion 2: Jump naked on the bed; Suggestion 3: Try wearing crotchless pants for a casual stroll outside. Wish you a happy Children's Day! Everyday is Children’s Day!

7. Paint the sky with a look of trust, and it will be clear. Paint the sea with a look of trust, and it will be calm. Paint the air with a look of trust, and it will be warm. Paint trust with happiness. If you look like you, you will be happy. Tomorrow is Children’s Day, my friend, give yourself a look of trust. Success will not be far away from you.

8. On Children’s Day, let’s wear cute children’s clothes together, show off our pure childish looks, use our sweet childlike innocence, find beautiful childlike fun, and reminisce about our happy childhood. May my friends be happier than children!

9. Core tip: It’s Children’s Day. I wish you to be as lively and cute as a child, as honest and kind as a child, as innocent and curious as a child, and to make progress every day like a child. But you can’t be naughty, and you’re not allowed to pee on the bed at night!

10. Happiness does not depend on age. Just be happy every day. If you can relax, you will be happy. If you can forget, you will be content. If you can communicate, you will be open-minded. If you can be content, you will be happy! Children's Day is coming, may you always be a "happy over-age child"!

11. Children's Radio Announcement: Those who receive this text message: Go out and count the stars, happy; those who forward it, count the moon, and are lucky; those who reply, get a lollipop, sweet; those who delete it continue to wet the bed. Haha, happy Children’s Day!

12. The annual Children’s Day is coming soon, and I am really full of expectations and hope.

13. If there is no holiday on Children's Day, I will organize some students to play around at home after school. I think we will be happier than during the holiday, because we are carefree and will not feel any worries. Any sorrow is happier than a free bird.

14. Today is Children’s Day. In order to celebrate your holiday, I specifically allow you to play with mud, drool, pee your pants, and play house today, but remember, listen to me. words. Happy holidays!

15. Put down your maturity, put away your stability, take off your smoothness, put on your innocence, release your pressure, break out of your anxiety, and bloom your vitality! On Children’s Day, give yourself a break!

16. When Diao Chan smiles, Dong Zhuo loses his life; when Qiu Xiang smiles, Bohu's soul disappears; when Kong Ming smiles, Zhou Lang cannot escape; if you smile, the snot runs straight into your mouth. Children's Day is here, please come to our office to get a piece of paper for wiping your nose.

17. Children’s Day is approaching. On behalf of the leaders, I would like to express my deepest greetings to all the children who are working on the front line! And I hope that everyone will remember the teachings I gave you back then: use the Internet well and be online every day! Happy Children's Day!

18. After imagining a lot of thoughts, brewing a lot of blessings, and considering many greetings, I found that these words are the most true: Children’s Day is approaching, don’t just play in the mud, take care of yourself and get some rest. , and wish you a happy holiday!

19. The blue sky with a white cloud on the chest tells the freshness of the season; the wild flowers embellished into clothes on the grassland tell the freshness of nature; the greetings folded into blessing bookmarks tell the story of the distant childhood. It’s Children’s Day again. Are you still happy when you grow up?

20. It’s Children’s Day, you must act like you did when you were a child, blow some innocent cowhide, eat some non-nutritious snacks, sing a tuneless song, and then greet a lovely friend and wish him a happy holiday Happy

21. Children's Day, I sincerely hope that you can turn back time so that you can go back to your childhood, your dreams, your whims, and continue your innocent childhood. May your childlike innocence remain intact and your happiness continue!

22. In view of your recent good performance: you don’t wet the bed and snooze, don’t be late and leave early, don’t be lazy and complain about being tired, I decided to hold a commendation meeting for you on Children’s Day. The prize is a happy pacifier. Time to receive the award. It is June 1st and will become invalid upon expiration.

23. Give me a little candy and you will laugh; give me a little temptation and you will fall into a trap; give me a little trouble and you will scream in anger. In my eyes, you are still so small. It’s Children’s Day, may you have fun!

24. On Children’s Day, I give you six ones. I wish you the ability to cover the sky with one hand, the wisdom to kill two birds with one stone, happiness as always, happiness for a lifetime, no sorrow at all, only a lifetime. Happiness, peace, and happy holidays.

25. I sent you a text message many years ago. Because the blessings were too many and too heavy, it has just arrived after all these years: Happy Children’s Day! May you be the happiest, happiest, smartest, cutest and most beautiful child in the world!

26. Children’s Day is here, don’t forget the laughter of your childhood, let your childhood last forever; don’t forget the anecdotes of your childhood, let your memories last forever; when Children’s Day is here, send a blessing message: Happy Children’s Day Be happy forever and ever.

27. Children’s Day, Children’s Day, it is best to achieve six ones: let us be silly, young, stupid, childish, cute and happy. Although we are older, we are still happy. Extreme, Children's Day, I wish all the children and olds a happy day!

28. If there is no holiday on Children’s Day, I will definitely protest to the teacher. Because June 1st is our festival, it is an annual holiday. After this year, it will not come again.

29. Butterflies fly in the sky, and children happily chase them; fish swim in the river, and children play happily. Innocence is so happy, being carefree is so peaceful.

On Children's Day, I wish all my friends to be as carefree and happy as children!

30. Children's Day is here. Three tadpoles went to a five-star hotel for dinner. The first dish was called "Stir-fried Frog". The three tadpoles hugged each other and sang: I don't want to don't want to. Growing up, that’s what I became when I grew up.

31. Congratulations on receiving this smelly text message. The recipient will wet the bed tonight, the saver will wet the bed tomorrow, the deleter will wet the bed for three consecutive days, and the forwarder will wet the bed for a week. , those who reply to text messages will continue to wet the bed for a month, and those who don’t reply will wet the bed every day! Congratulations, you have been judged as a bedwetting king! Happy Children's Day!

32. Childhood is the paradise on earth; childlike innocence is the source of happiness. Children's Day is coming soon, let's turn back the time, let the truth be absurd, let the wisdom be rusty, and let the worries be gone! I wish you a happy Children’s Day in advance!

33. We finally looked forward to the annual Children's Day. We all thought it was a holiday, but it turned out that it was not, and it was replaced by a garden trip.

34. If there is no holiday on Children's Day, I will only ask to play on the computer, because the time on Children's Day belongs to us, and we can make whatever arrangements we want. Parents do not agree.

35. This is really an interesting Children’s Day, which has brought me countless happiness.

36. If there is no holiday on Children’s Day, I will go with my classmates to various places after school to carry out public welfare activities to tell people the benefits of energy conservation, emission reduction and low-carbon life.

37. Good news: On Children’s Day, you can go to school late and leave early, you can be lazy and complain about being tired at work, you don’t have to be sneaky when you fall in love, and you don’t have to feel ashamed when you wet the bed. Please tell each other and wish you a happy Children’s Day!

38. Today is Children’s Day, please abide by the following rules: stay in bed in the morning, bite anyone you don’t like, don’t get up if you fall and there is no one to help you, and smile when you receive my greetings , give you a piece of candy.

39. Pedophilia, pure innocence, beautiful fairy tales, and a bright childlike heart. Children's Day is coming soon. I wish you, an over-age child who has worn red flowers, played with yellow mud and chased important people to praise you and laughed all day long, a happy holiday in advance.

40. Send text messages so that you will never grow up, happy things will never leave you behind, and annoying things will never bother you, because today you are the biggest, don’t worry about why. , I can only tell you happily: Happy Children's Day!

41. Children’s Day is here, reminiscing about children’s fun, looking for laughter, looking for innocence, chatting about hometown, looking for childlike innocence, laughter is still there, blessings are still there, greetings are coming: I wish Children’s Day on Children’s Day Happiness, worry-free, carefree, happiness and sweetness extend infinitely.

42. My child, I have a magical piece of plasticine. I will mold it into happiness to accompany you throughout your life, mold it into happiness to accompany you throughout your life, and mold it into health to accompany you throughout your life. Today is Children’s Day. I Use it to carve out time to spend a happy Children’s Day with you!

43. Children’s Day is here. I wish you can experience the vicissitudes of life with childlike innocence, adapt to the world with childlike innocence, treat setbacks with childlike innocence, and face life with childlike sincerity. Treat the ups and downs with a child-like smile, and always have a child-like pure water heart. Happy holidays!

44. When you are troubled, think about the beauty of childhood; when you are in trouble, think about the joy of childhood; when you are depressed, think about the freedom of childhood; when you are frustrated, think about the fearlessness of childhood. . All the beauty of childhood, Children's Day is coming soon. May you always recall the beauty of life and live a happy and carefree life.

45. The flowers are blooming, the laughter is sweet, and the fragrance of June is blowing on your face. A pair of white ducks swim in the clear water, and a pair of wooden oars paddle a boat. Chang'e envied Children's Day, and the Weaver Girl thought she was too lazy to be an immortal. Dare I ask who is the master of Yaotai? The new buds are blooming in childhood. Happy Children’s Day!

46. This year is Children’s Day, your holiday. If you are playful, don't play with your phone today. If you do, don't receive text messages. If you do, don't read this text. Hey, you still read it. In addition to wishing you a happy holiday, I just want to say: Children are disobedient.

47. The wind is not strong, sometimes dancing wildly and sometimes erratic; the rain is not long, the crackling turns into shyness; the moon is not long, the waxing and waning changes; the concern is not long, just thinking is not the solution ;Are you going to grow up? On Children’s Day, I wish you will grow up quickly so that I won’t worry about you!

48. Being naughty and mischievous is the patent of children, and innocence and happiness are the portrait of children; grab a handful of fine sand and gently fly it, fold a paper boat and float slowly; share all the joy and happiness, and wish you the best. Happy Children's Day!

49. In childhood, we laughed so much when we were happy, and wept for the world to see when we were hurt; in childhood, we made countless promises and said they would be fulfilled one by one when we grow up; in childhood, we concealed the mistakes we made together and shouldered them together. What a disaster; I love my childhood!

50. Children’s Day is here. I hope that my baby will be as happy as a little teapot every day. Although the little butt is burning hot, he still whistles happily, bubbles with happiness, and is happy. It's fart fart!

51. With a childlike innocence, your career will go smoothly and your family will be happy; with a childlike innocence, you will be sincere and everything will go well; with a childlike innocence, you will drive away worries and keep happiness! On Children's Day, I wish you a happy Children's Day and a happy life!

52. Driving the happiness express, carrying happy candies, and carrying happy passengers, along with my blessing message, I am heading towards you who is the best, strongest, most awesome and lucky in the world. , I wish you peace and success forever! Happy Children's Day!

53. Childhood is gone forever, and childlike innocence cannot be pursued. Happy "June 1", can we not let "holiday" dominate?

54. If there is no holiday on Children’s Day, I will definitely not do my homework as required by the teacher because during Children’s Day, it is our time to play and rest, and they take up our Children’s Day, which is originally No.

55. Considering that you are already very tall and overweight, you have not wet the bed for many years, you go to bed early at night, you laugh every day, you are very well-behaved, and your childlike innocence has not yet aged. You are specially awarded the title of "Good Overage Child" on Children's Day! 6.1 Happy Children's Day Phrases

1. Wukong, why are you so naughty? It's Children's Day today and I'm not free. I left those monsters to you. Bajie and I went to find Chang'e to dance the bunny dance. , everyone is dancing by the way on Children’s Day. Wukong, be good and leave a candy for you. Happy Children's Day.

2. Childhood is poetry, "innocent and innocent"; childhood is paintings, "colourful"; childhood is paradise, "happy and carefree"; childhood is dreams, "beautiful". Children's Day is here, may you keep your childlike innocence forever and be happy every day!

3. A child's heart is like snow, white and crystal clear; a child's heart is like water, clear and transparent; a child's heart is like jade, pure and flawless; a child's heart is like crystal, strange and pure. As Children's Day approaches, I wish you to keep your childlike innocence and smile!

4. The most beautiful thing in life is to be young, as colorful as pearls, passing by carefree and leaving a string of memories: bouncing on the house and jumping rubber bands, flying kites to catch crickets, poking into honeycombs to build snowmen, all kinds of happiness. mind. Children's Day is approaching, I wish you happiness and innocence!

5. Children's Day is here, I wish you to be as carefree as a child, eat well, drink well and have fun, fall asleep when you are tired, make trouble when you are bored, scream when you are bored, If you want to spend money, ask your mother for it. It's great to be a kid.

6. Colorful "dreams", innocent "smiling faces", may your life be infected by "childlike interest"; beautiful "longing", pure "soul", may your mood be the same as " "Childlike Innocence" merged. On Children’s Day, I wish you can reappear your childhood nature and move forward happily!

7. Shake off the sorrow and clear away the endless troubles. Put away the depression and show a happy smile. Challenge hardships and increase strong courage. Facing setbacks, reappearing the fearless childlike innocence. May you remain innocent forever, and wish you a happy Children’s Day.

8. Touch your head and let your worries go; touch your face and make it more beautiful; touch your hands and let us go hand in hand to find childhood together! On Children’s Day on June 1st, I invite you to play in the amusement park, why don’t you come quickly!

9. Children’s Day is coming. May your childlike innocence remain intact and be carefree. May you be happy every day with your childlike innocence by your side. Don’t be restrained by your childish words. May your fairy tale life be sweet at all times. May your childhood be with you. , happiness forever. Happy Children's Day!

10. You can forget your worries with laughter, and you can forget your sorrows with happiness. I hope you can remember the joy of childhood and let you understand that the difficulties in front of you are not a big deal! Children's Day, do you still remember how we grew up? Let’s relax together!

11. Today is Children’s Day, and it feels very special. You used to be classmates and old classmates, and now you have already got married. You used to celebrate Singles’ Day together, and now you are the father of a child. Haha, my dear old "Tong" Xue, come and spend the holidays with your baby! I wish you a happy Children’s Day too!

12. Children’s Day is here, show a smile, let go, be childlike, not bound, childlike innocence is there, be happy, throw away worries, abandon sorrow, tie the childishness to your side, and keep the happiness. Tie around. Happy Children's Day!

13. A childlike innocence, putting aside the troubles of work; a childlike interest, eliminating the pressure of work; a nursery rhyme, retrieving happy times; a fairy tale, looking for the joy of childhood. On the occasion of Children's Day, I hope you will live younger and younger, and your life will be full of vigor!

14. On Children’s Day, innocence is on your face, smile freely, colorful flags are fluttering in the wind, children’s songs are singing to your heart’s content, you are jumping and running and screaming, your childlike innocence is free; you are invited to celebrate together and embrace your innocence. , temporarily forget the worries of the world, and spend the Children's Day happily. I wish you return to your childhood on Children's Day and have a happy day.

15. Children’s Day is here, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. May you be in a better mood than a bird, chirping happily. May your life be more delicate than flowers, sweet and watery. Happiness is accompanied by no sorrow, and happiness surrounds everything.

16. Watch cartoons, learn from Ultraman, beat little monsters, wet the bed half-way, wear crotchless pants, look majestic and powerful, hold a toy gun, and charge into the enemy's territory. On Children's Day, put down your figure, be a young man, and have a happy day!

17. On Children’s Day, I give you a paper airplane, wishing you to fly towards your childhood wishes; I give you a kite, with dreams and concerns; I give you more childhood memories, Let me tell you, the most important thing in life is to be happy!

18. A friend who does not want to be a child is not a good friend. May you return to your childhood with the purest feelings and the purest heart. This is my best friend. Happy Children's Day.

19. Children’s Day is here. I hope those without children can pretend to be children and find their children’s happiness; I hope those with children can accompany their children, watch their children’s childhood and recall the happiness of their own childhood!

20. Children’s Day, no matter what, be happy! Put work aside and play with your children for a while; put dinner parties aside and have more meals with your children; put off socializing and spend more time with your children. On Children's Day, accompany your children and let them have a happier childhood, more happiness, more memories, and more love from their parents!

21. Paint your melancholy with childish colors, may your childhood happiness never change; cover your troubles with childlike ribbons, may your childhood fun always remain; bring away the childlike business from your fatigue, May your childhood be filled with ease. Children's Day is here, I wish you always be childlike and happy.

22. Childhood is gone, but childishness remains, and happiness is always with you; childlike innocence returns, with childish companions, and happiness is always with you; innocence is always there, childlike looks are always there, and health lasts forever. May your childlike innocence always remain and your smile always open!

23. Wearing a childish little flower hat, carrying a childlike little schoolbag, going to school with a childlike innocence, just dreaming back to childhood. Don’t sing out of tune when singing nursery rhymes. Wear children’s clothes to look good, look like a child and have a good attitude. May you be happy and have no choice. Children's Day is here. May your innocence always remain and be filled with happiness.

24. Paint your cheeks red, expose your belly, twist your little neck, swing your feet, shine your little voice, and sing the song "Counting Ducks". On Children's Day, I wish you always keep your childlike innocence and be happy!

25. I smile when I think of my childhood. The feeling of happiness is so wonderful: picking leaves to make bread, piling up sand to make a castle, flying a kite and dancing, and laughing out loud with a little happiness. Happy Children's Day!

26. Children’s Day is here, and I will give you a toy car: with innocence as the front, naughty as the carriage, liveliness as the rear, and happiness as the wheels, it is fully loaded with intelligence and well-behavedness, and will take you on a journey. Back to happy childhood. Happy holidays!

27. I give you the happiness of "kneading with clay", may you be full of childishness; I give you the happiness of "knitting with straw", may you have a childlike appearance; give you the happiness of "making of paper" To you, may your innocence remain. Children's Day is here, I wish you stay childlike and be happy every day!

28. Keep a childish heart, be less sophisticated and more innocent; keep a childishness, be less profound and more straightforward; keep a childlike face, be less mature and more innocent. Happy Children's Day!

29. I wish you are smarter than the Smurfs, braver than Ultraman, cuter than Crayon Shin-chan, more powerful than Transformers, more cute than Doraemon, and more persistent than Big Big Wolf, Happy Children's Day!

30. Children’s Day is here, dress up quickly and go to the children’s paradise to report: bare buttocks, dragging strings of snot, holding big tree leaves on your head, holding a toy car. Have fun!

31. Childhood is a bridge, with naughtiness on one end and happiness on the other; childhood is a boat, naughtiness on one end and liveliness on the other; childhood is a river, innocence on one end and joy on the other. On Children's Day, I wish you stay innocent and be happy every day!

32. Take off the cloak of sophistication and reveal an innocent smile; throw away the disguise of sophistication and reveal an innocent smile. On Children’s Day, may you keep your innocence and smile sincerely!

33. Make friends with childlike innocence, and pure friendship and love will last forever; act with childlike innocence, and your career will be successful and your work will go smoothly; live with childlike innocence, and you will have a happy marriage and a harmonious family. On Children's Day, I wish your childlike innocence will reappear and happiness will always be with you. Keep your childlike looks forever and be happy until you grow old!

34. A nursery rhyme awakens memories and brings back memories of beauty; a childlike heart represents purity and adds warmth; a childlike interest retains joy and creates miracles; a trace of childlike innocence, Touched the soul, nourished the heart, Children's Day is here, I wish the older children a happy Children's Day.

35. The crying in childhood, the laughter in childhood, the unreasonable troubles in childhood, it was so beautiful in childhood. If you take the time to make a summary report, you may be able to forget your worries. Children's Day, May you be at ease!