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A man who wants atmosphere never cares about small money.
I'm strong enough to feel sorry for myself.
The sea is made in heaven, and the bitter sea is man-made. You must learn to swim.
Don't mess with me, or I'll write your name on my shorts and fart you to death.
It is an absolute fact that money is attractive.
Life is a painful day, and death is a cool night.
If time can go back, we should cherish the past.
I never thought I loved you so much.
The screen name is becoming more and more straightforward, because many helplessness can't be concealed.
Either endure it or be cruel.
Friends are changing all the time. Maybe they are fine today and strangers tomorrow.
The biggest failure of a man is to make a woman cry.
Some small things are always the most confusing how to choose.
A hundred million people? How many people understand me?
Love is a war. I am not afraid of losing, but you are unhappy.
Rejected everyone's favor, just waiting for an uncertain future.
Reality is a naive murderer, and no one can guess your talent.
If you don't have the ability to struggle by yourself, let others struggle if you have the ability.
Excessive emotional exertion is also full of cracks.
I stumbled to understand that life is about losing some cherished people and things.
Although there is no intersection, the heart can't stop relying on you.
In fact, we are not sad, just infected.
Don't think that every man is as easygoing as Nicholas Tse.
I have 200 million, one is memory and the other is amnesia.
One day I will derail QQ.
Life is unfair, no matter what the situation is, please go all out!
Original ecology, not seeking vulgar things, natural life.
My heart is full of you, but you never put me in your heart.
Loneliness is when others fall asleep and you don't.
My dad said don't eat watermelon if it's expensive, but eat enough if it's cheap.
Diapers that can resist floods are diapers that can really suck.
Sometimes I suddenly think of it and inadvertently miss those noisy days in the past.
When you break your heart, what you need is not sympathy, but understanding.
You could have seen it thoroughly, so why ask for disappointment?
Let me try to watch my teeth walk on the ground.
Don't fantasize that others are loyal to you.
Feelings, not owing money, do not mean that you can pay it back.
I miss the time when you are worried about me, and I miss the time when you love me dearly.
Do you think you are skipping rope like QQ login?
My truth is often hidden in jokes, but you just don't know it.
I want a home that belongs to us, just plain for a lifetime.
The reality is so cruel, a little sad.
Your slightest kindness will shake my determination.
Be good to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.
I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.
People who are madly in love are fools, while those who are lovelorn are poets.
We can be disappointed, but not blind.
People who have been hurt will become disbelievers in love.
My seriousness and your cruelty left the last scars.
The inertia of liking lasted for half a year.
It hurts more to get it and lose it than never to get it.
I'll make a long story short, but it's a long story
People all over the world are madly in love, and I caused the city to lose power.
Not to be a simple and excellent person, but to be an irreplaceable person.
As time goes by, the memory remains the same.
Perhaps regret is always tied to youth.
There is a contemptuous smile at the corner of your mouth, which won't affect your thinking.
Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.
Article 23 The concept of love
1. If you really love someone, you should try your best to make him happy. He is happy, you are happy, and then both sides have * * *.
2. Women should learn to dress themselves up, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and a woman who doesn't understand fashion is not complete.
No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.
4. Lasting love comes from true love in each other's hearts and is based on equality. Anyone who only cares about crazy love and doesn't care whether he is loved or not, or who only enjoys being loved and doesn't know true love, will not have a good ending.
6. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? My wife doesn't like how to live.
7. Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?
8. Don't give up pursuing your plan because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both sides. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.
9. Don't get married for responsibility. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime.
10. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, enjoy the pleasure of love for as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer you get along with each other, the more you can test whether you are sincere or not, and the more you can see whether your personality is compatible. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.
1 1. Men are not bad, but women don't love them. This kind of bad does not mean cruelty, selfishness and ruthlessness. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, a good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a frivolous expression, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth?
12. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, because before I got married, I was already on my way to the grave. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?
13. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.
14. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after * * *, then after * * *, and then dull. * * * The plains should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of a dull life? As long as you really love him, you will die.
15. Do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.
16. My wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can bury her again and continue our love in the grave.
17. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.
18. It is often said that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.
19. What is charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.
20. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) just fell in love, he (she) was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knowing to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for.
2 1. Most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love fails. Less successful. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one. In love, it is better to find someone who has been in love. Because people who have been in love know what love is and how to love.
22. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.
Whether a man can give you a sense of security lies not in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. I've seen short and high-spirited men. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.
23 classic quotations of love view
1. If you really love someone, you should try your best to make him happy. He is happy, you are happy, and then both sides have * * *.
2. Women should learn to dress themselves up, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and a woman who doesn't understand fashion is not complete.
No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.
4. Lasting love comes from true love in each other's hearts and is based on equality. Anyone who only cares about crazy love and doesn't care whether he is loved or not, or who only enjoys being loved and doesn't know true love, will not have a good ending.
6. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? My wife doesn't like how to live.
7. Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?
8. Don't give up pursuing your plan because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both sides. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.
9. Don't get married for responsibility. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime.
10. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, enjoy the pleasure of love for as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer you get along with each other, the more you can test whether you are sincere or not, and the more you can see whether your personality is compatible. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.
1 1. Men are not bad, but women don't love them. This kind of bad does not mean cruelty, selfishness and ruthlessness. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, a good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a frivolous expression, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth?
12. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, because before I got married, I was already on my way to the grave. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?
13. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.
14. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after * * *, then after * * *, and then dull. * * * The plains should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of a dull life? As long as you really love him, you will die.
15. Do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.
16. My wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can bury her again and continue our love in the grave.
17. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.
18. It is often said that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.
19. What is charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.
20. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) just fell in love, he (she) was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knowing to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for.
2 1. Most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love fails. Less successful. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one. In love, it is better to find someone who has been in love. Because people who have been in love know what love is and how to love.
22. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.
Whether a man can give you a sense of security lies not in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. I've seen short and high-spirited men. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.
After 00: To make a long story short, I hope you like me.
1. I don't like myself because I have a bad temper, too straight and inflexible.
You are too tall for me to steal a kiss, or you can bow your head and steal a kiss.
3. Some girls on the Internet drive super smoothly, and all kinds of obscene jokes come with their mouths open. In reality, it is untidy to see a boy who likes to talk.
If you like the unfairness of the school, you can sue, but if you don't like it, you can go to jail.
Your father who can't drink twenty bottles is really hard. Two bottles of wine on the top, I'd better be your girlfriend.
6. I want to kiss you when I am happy, and I want to be kissed when I am unhappy.
7. I was so tired after running that I wanted to see fish, philosophy, powder and dust as soon as I came back, but none of them.
8. Wanting to hug you is the kind of hug with two hands around your waist and arms together.
9. Call me a mother for life, and everything can be solved.
10. To make a long story short, I hope you like me.
1 1. Live up to the imagination of others. I can do good or bad.
12. You don't need to tell your own story.
13. When will you give me my love back?
14. Seven anti-aging methods Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me only.
15. You know that I not only like you, but also have a father's love.
16. Be the girl you care about most in Wan Li.
17. Girls should be coaxed and spoiled for no reason.
18. It doesn't matter if you are fat, because then I will like you again.
19. I really want to hug you, smell your body fragrance, put your chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.
20. Everyone is busy, so don't disturb others.
2 1. No one has ever lost, but I can survive and heal myself. I'm amazing.
22. You are like the first ray of sunshine I came into contact with in the morning, which is my favorite appearance.
I have always wanted to see the moon from your window.
24. I want to swing with people I like, go to amusement parks, ride roller coasters and visit haunted houses shivering.
25. Then I thought about why I stopped. I think you should be my Jianghu.
26. What do you think of a lovely person like me?
27. You are my most concerned pig in Wan Li.
28. Life is not only sad, but also delicious food in small restaurants. The cat on the street corner and the sweet watermelon are having fun with their spiritual life.
29. I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.
30. Strangely, this is not my number.
3 1. We are already good friends. Let's keep silent!
32. He has always been a greedy and lecherous layman.
33. I have a sweet love, and I forgot the original indifference.
34. A woman who is the eldest brother only eats sweets and doesn't suffer hardships.
35. You have countless feelings, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.
If you waste my time, I will put it back to bed sooner or later.
37. I've been doing it for a long time and want to be an asshole for a few days
38. My mother said that I can't fall in love early because of my good conditions.
39. Qian Shan is like eighteen counties, and my tenderness can only die on the way to find you.
40. I am willing to go through fire and water for you.
4 1. If it weren't for my love for you, how could you feel my innocence?
42. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.
43. I just make trouble without reason unless my husband hugs me.
44. Poverty has limited so much. Why didn't I limit my weight?
45. Love is a scourge, and you are a hero.
46. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me who is always liked inadvertently.
47. I want to protect your life, but I am not a knight, but a demon king, and no prince can take it away.
48. I've heard a lot about you, you must be, but now I remember that night, that storm.
49. In the past, letters were slow, and cars and horses were far away. You can only love one person in your life, but you can have many mistresses.
50. There are popsicles in summer and baked sweet potatoes and beer in winter. I have you.
5 1. You should spoil me, spoil my little temper, understand my words and take care of my children.
I advise you not to tell me what to do all day, but kiss me if you can.
53. Piggy Peggy burst into tears and danced socially in the afterlife.
54. I've wanted to sleep with you for a long time, okay? I have changed a lot of people.
I just want to be you in my arms.
56. Maybe I ate too much salt and always missed you when I was idle.
57. There is a smile in your eyes, the vibration of the rotating Adam's apple in your voice, the pause in your smile, the warmth on your face, the breeze on your face and the mountains on your back.
58. All beings suffer, and only I have the sweet and sour strawberry flavor.
59. It's really comfortable for people who don't like me to add trouble to your heart.
60. Perhaps the Supreme Treasure understood his heart when he cast a spell.
6 1. I want to play a little temper, I want to be coaxed, I want to be gently touched, hugged and kissed.
Come here and don't play with other children.
63. When a girl is tired of doing it, come and be my wife.
64. Before diamond cut diamond in my life, I will give up for you.
65. I don't quite understand the significance of your emotional implantation. Learn from me. I like men.
After listening to so many people's comments on you, I want to really get to know you.
67. Nothing is sad because you don't study hard and think too much.
68. With all due respect, you are all my wives.
69. Why bother with people who hate you? Try to ignore those people, so that they can't get a response, and there is nowhere to vent their anger, so they can only hold back the outbreak.
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