Those things about those people in our village

1. There is an aunt in my village who always talks exaggeratedly. One day she went for a run with my mother and showed off to my mother how smart her dog was. She said, that night when I was going to bed, I heard something knocking on the window. When I opened the door, I saw that it was my dog ??lying on the window and tapping the glass with its paws. The pony, the windows of her house are as tall as one person, and the dog is just a pug, standing and knocking on the windows! Auntie, even if we exaggerate, we have to use some logic.

2. There was a man named Li Hong who worked with my father. He was good at using metaphors. One time when they were chatting, Lihong wanted to show off his decoration skills. He said that when I was working last time, a child (a decoration apprentice) saw me working and rushed over with his little eyes wide open like a scared pig. Everyone didn't know what "Frightened Zhuer" meant, but Lihong unexpectedly gained the reputation of "Frightened Zhuer". From then on, the decoration circle lost Lihong and gained "Frightened Zhuer".

3. There is an old couple in the village who used to run a grocery store. The old man was nicknamed "Er Bulb" and the old lady was called "Er Lao Mama". This small shop has been with me almost throughout my childhood. More than twenty years later, Uncle Lightbulb became paralyzed. It seemed that he could still move, but he just lay in bed and couldn't get up. Poor his 85-year-old wife has Alzheimer's disease and has become a fool. She sits on the mound in front of his house all day long. When meeting people, he will ask, "Tell me, what kind of village is this? I'm confused and don't know where it is." Otherwise, she would lie down next to the door. Although the door was open, she howled and shouted: "Come here, please open the door for me. I can't open the door and can't get out." Sometimes she would sit quietly in the pit and dig the soil for a whole day. The confused person couldn't control his bowel movements and made the whole body stink. The old ladies near his house were frightened when they saw her coming out. He went home because he thought she stunk. His son is also filial and serves his parents every day. The old man was lying on the bed, with his eyes open and his mouth open, like an old bird just waiting to eat. No one knew whether his mother recognized him.

The old couple also had three daughters. Fortunately, they married not too far away from home. One time, his second daughter came and brought some fried cakes to his parents. They were very stiff. The old man The old lady had no teeth and couldn't eat. His brother was very angry when he saw it. As soon as his sister left, he ran to the street and started arguing with the two pieces of hard biscuits: "Tell me, what did you get?" The dog cake is so hard, why don’t you get a stone, daddy Ni’er!” When everyone saw this, they were angry and laughed, saying, “If you can’t, let them eat it.” Another time, the eldest daughter of the old couple came and bought a bag of eggs from the small supermarket in front of the village. Although it was not a rare item, it was much better than her second sister's "dog pancakes". That day, his brother used the eggs bought by his eldest sister to make a chicken cake for his father. When he cracked the third egg, a chicken came out. His brother was so angry that the chicken cake was not finished. My family called me a cheater.

4. Children of our generation love to give their teachers nicknames in private (I don’t know if today’s children still do this), and the nicknames are always inexplicable. I have a teacher whose surname is Yu, and his nickname is "Shuitou", but I clearly remember that his head is not small at all, and I don't know what the children who gave him the nickname were thinking. By the way, when Teacher Yu taught us, it happened to catch up with the screening of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge". At that time, "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" was much more popular than the current "Palace", especially for children like us who have just budding ideas. We were fascinated by it. No! At that time, we liked to go to school together. There was a family in front of the school. His daughter Xiaolei was in the same class as us. Every night before self-study, most of the girls in our class went to her house and piled on the bed to watch "Huanzhugege". . Xiaolei's parents were okay. Although they didn't like the whirring little swallows, they watched it with us because our kids loved it so much. But Xiaolei's grandfather couldn't understand it at all. He An old man in his seventies was so noisy by us that he couldn't even eat quietly.

Because we were watching Little Swallows, we were late for self-study that night. We happened to catch up with the teacher "Yu Yutou" on duty. He asked us all to stand at the back of the classroom. Only sixteen or seventeen girls whined. Yangyang stood in a row.

He came over with a serious look on his face and asked us one by one why we were late. Some said that the chain of the bicycle fell off on the road, some said that the watch was wrong, and one girl said that the sole of her shoe fell off while walking...

< p> 5. Many years ago, some people in the village planted some strawberries in the ground. Materials were scarce at that time. When we were children, we had nothing to eat. We were very satisfied with a dime or two yuan of candies and a dime bag of stupid melon seeds. , I grow some strawberries and apples at home to make snacks for my children. There is a girl named "Er Ying" who is two years older than Xiaoting and I. Her family has a strawberry field.

One afternoon, Xiaoting, Erying, and two or three boys, I ran to Erying’s field to eat strawberries. It was nearly an acre of strawberries, and most of them were Already red. Throughout the afternoon, a few of us were turning lawns in her strawberry field like a lawnmower, turning over from one end to the other until there was no more strawberry in sight. As they were eating, Erying suddenly said, "Let's stop eating. If we run out of food, my father will just beat me." Now I feel that children's friendship is too pure. Erying risked being beaten by her father and let us have a hearty meal of strawberries. The important thing is that Erying's family has four children. We ate the rest of her family. Rations for children. Since then, I have never eaten a strawberry as satisfying and happy as that afternoon.

6. Dodge is a handsome young man from our village. He is 1.82 meters tall and looks like a combination of Chen Kun and Edison Chen. He is very good-looking. When marrying a daughter-in-law in a rural area, the mother-in-law doesn't like the daughter-in-law who is thin and feels that she is unlucky and has difficulty in having children. In a blink of an eye, Dodge has reached the age of getting married and having children, and Dodge's mother naturally has high standards for choosing a daughter-in-law because of Dodge's good looks. After dozens of blind dates, Dodge was still not satisfied. One day he went to the barber shop to get a haircut and fell in love with the girl who gave him a haircut. This girl was thin and shriveled. When Dodge's mother found out, she was unwilling to do anything about it. In order to prevent Dodge from marrying this daughter-in-law, Dodge's father said bitterly, "If you marry her, Xiao Ni'er, please don't enter the house. After hearing this, Dodge led his wife and turned away.

Dodge’s mother asked Dodge, she is so small and can fit in your pocket, why are you so willing? Dodge said, I just want to, I just want to see her, it is better to carry her in my pocket, I can take her with me wherever I go. Mother Dodge was speechless. After the marriage, this thin and small daughter-in-law gave birth to a pair of twins, a boy and a girl. The Dodgers' parents looked at the children happily, and the family had nothing to say.

7. San Kangyun is a famous drunkard in the village. The man in his forties has red eyes, gray hair and can't walk straight after drinking. He used to have a Sichuan wife who gave birth to a son. The Sichuan wife was very kind to him. She did all the work in the fields. She also had to take care of her eighty-year-old father-in-law and support her seven or eight-year-old son. Son, during the off-season, she also worked in the factory to support the family. It can be said that the Sankangyun family would be a pile of dung without his wife. He didn't cherish such a capable wife. He would catch his wife and beat her all over her face every time she drank. He often beat her until her nose was bruised and her face was swollen, making her cry for father and mother. He was quite sensible when he didn't drink, but he turned into a mad cow when he drank. His wife stayed with him at home for twelve or thirteen years, and finally couldn't stand his torture, so she left their son and ran away from home. Fortunately, this child has not been harmed by the environment, knows how to learn, and has a good character. San Kangyun's family is now broken, and no one thinks highly of him except his child.

8. Lao Dai is an old man in his seventies. He often walks with a pipe in his mouth. He walks very characteristically, as if his shoes have no heels, dragging and dragging. I have never chatted with Lao Dai, except to say hello when I see him. One day I went to pour swill and met my grandfather at the door. When I was talking to my grandfather, Lao Dai happened to pass by my house and we started talking. It turned out that Lao Dai had attended a small normal school and went to the Northeast to make a living. He seemed to be very happy before. Cow-like.

He often walks around the village with some shocking news. For example, today a lake will be dug in the southwest because of the South-to-North Water Diversion; tomorrow a building will be built on the Yangjiafen area because of the construction of new rural areas. People who listened to the old idiot stopped doing work in the southwest. They thought that if they dug a lake in the southwest in two days, why would I use chemical fertilizers? Isn’t it a waste? Some lazy people don't care if the fields become grass eggs. They have to dig lakes and compensate for them anyway. In the midst of the controversy over digging a lake and building a building, Lao Dai was still smoking a large dry cigarette leisurely. In fact, the situation of Lao Dai's family was already in ruins. Those farmers who did not take care of their crops eventually found out that there was no news of digging the lake or signs of building buildings, and their crops were wasted.

Some people complain that Lao Dai spreads unreliable things and has no inspiration at all. Some people say, if Lao Dai has the inspiration, will he still be Lao Dai?

9. The autumn harvest is about to come, and the tractors and tricycles in the village are busy and roaring again. The new generation of farmers who have been working at home with us are gradually coming to the stage of the village. They are on the stage with us. There is a huge difference in thinking between the generations, and the future development of rural areas will depend on them.