Comment on the fifth floor is my grandson can be a joke.

1. Son, it doesn't matter if you didn't do well in the exam this time. You are young, your father and I are young. We can have another child.

From the beginning to the present millions, I don't want to show off anything. I just want to tell you that the happiness of fighting landlords mainly depends on luck.

3. The white snake deliberately cheated away the umbrella when it rained. When Brother Liang sent her 18 birthday, he pretended to be crazy and teased her. The seven fairies blocked the way, and the cowherd took the clothes of Weaver Girl while taking a shower. These stories tell us that at the beginning of great love, you always play hooligans first, but you don't have love. Maybe you don't know how to be a hooligan.

4. Why do you always eat alone? I'm afraid eating alone will scare you.

Please call me dad if you are familiar with it, and dad if you are unfamiliar with it.

6. The most tragic thing in life is not that you can't get what you want, but that you get what you don't want.

When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you have no money.

8. Go to a nun when you grow up without a home. I just heard that Wu Meiniang became Empress Wu Zetian, Zhen Xuan became Empress Dowager and Yang Yuhuan became Yang Guifei.

9. How far is the geographical discrimination in China? I met a foreigner in Shanghai that day. He said that he really looked down on foreigners in Beijing.

10. What department does this student want to join? I want to join this shop.

1 1. First floor:? Is that my grandson on the fifth floor? Second floor:? Is that my great-grandson on the fifth floor? Third floor:? Is that my nephew on the fifth floor? Fourth floor:? Is that my great-great-grandson on the fifth floor? Fifth floor:? Woof woof woof?

12. Xiaoming ran to the kindergarten with his hands numb and the teacher asked him to introduce himself. He said, hello everyone, my name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.

14. There are many boys who insist on chasing their sisters for several weeks and then give up, and then complain that their sisters are not easy to chase and are not easily moved. In fact, as long as you persist, you will find that you still can't catch up.

15. put a small number of students in a test tube, add enough homework to get a master of learning and an insoluble master of learning, and add too many test papers respectively. The dissolution of Xueba produces a large number of bubbles, and Xueba has no obvious phenomenon until Xueba dissolves and Xueba sublimates.

16. Good friends don't need too many, just two. One is willing to lend you money, and when he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to kill him.

17. The class teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you a ten.

19. On the bus, I saw a couple as soon as I got on the bus. I went over to the man and said, I'm pregnant. The man looked at me in shock and the woman stared at me. The air froze for three seconds, then the woman slapped the man and got out of the car. Before I finished, I said, give me your seat.

20. What are the advantages of long hair?

2 1. Often stupid enough to cry but can't beat yourself.

22. The courier brother called to ask which floor my family lives on, and I said five. I said, why don't I come down and get it? He said overbearing, no, I'll take it up for you and wait for me. I said, ok, ten minutes later, I got a call from the courier brother: you'd better pick me up. The corridor is so dark, I'm so scared.

23. A man was sitting in the park in a daze. Suddenly, a man came up and accosted him: Beauty, I'll give you one hundred dollars. Can you show me your breasts? So I took the money and beat him up. People are so fucking sick these days that someone likes to watch me be fierce.

24. When I met a bear in the forest, I immediately fell on the ground and pretended to be dead. The bear turned several times and was about to leave when the damn cell phone rang! I hung up the phone quickly and found the bear coming towards me again. I thought to myself: this is dead! I can't believe I hung up on my girlfriend!

Teacher: Did your father say anything after he failed in the exam? Xiao Ming: Do you want to keep those dirty words? Teacher: Of course. Xiao Ming: Then he didn't say anything. Teacher:

26. The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell.

27. A brother in the dormitory likes a woman, and they have a good relationship. They often play ball together. One day, he summoned up the courage to confess, but the woman said, I only regard you as my brother! He bowed his head in despair. In an instant, he suddenly raised his head, put away his previous disappointment and tentatively asked, Brother, can you be gay?

When I was a child, I always stole money from my family. Every time I don't spend it, I hide it first. Because I have to try first to see if I can withstand the fight. No, I'll take out the money. Why am I so smart? ! !

29. It's windy outside. what can I do for you?

30. The height difference between men and women is 5cm. From his point of view, girls' faces are not only not fat but also slightly cute, so don't say that girls' faces are big just because you are not tall enough.

3 1. Violence can't solve the problem. Everyone sat down calmly and praised me for an hour.

I want to touch you and bite you. If you are unhappy, you can kiss me.

33. Who gave you such great courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong.

34. The boat of friendship turns over, and the boat of love sinks. Menstruation, just arrived, said it would leak, but single dog's canoe wouldn't stand.

35. Mom, I 12 years old. I want to wear a bra. No I want to use sanitary napkins. Neither can i. Sister 12 years old hasn't started using it yet? Son, don't be silly.

36. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

37. There are many swindlers now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said it would be very hot. It's very hot. I followed him for three blocks, and he didn't die.

38. What is the power of mathematics? I can't understand the answer after copying! What is the power of Chinese? I don't want to copy after reading the answer!

39. You have no idea how much I like you. Even if you are a piece of shit, I don't want other dogs licking your mouth.

40. What should I do if I am about to explode with anger? Poke your stomach with a needle and let go of the gas.