Crosstalk about Paralympic Games or Teachers' Day

My Teacher, a cross talk with Jin Bingchang, full-page lines:

(Yang Yang loves cross talk volunteer David typing)

Chang: Everyone has a teacher.

Kim: Well, a person can't live without a teacher.

Chang: Take you for example. Who impressed you the most when you were a child?

Kim: My mother impressed me the most when I was a child.

Chang: What about your mother?

Kim: Hey, I didn't have milk when I was a kid. Do you think it's easy for my mother to raise me this big?

Chang: Oh, you said when I was a child.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: I said you are a little old.

Kim: A little older, then you should say you are a teacher.

Chang: Isn't it?

Kim: Hey, look at the teacher helping me with my study and giving me guidance. When I am hungry, I will be given steamed bread.

Chang: Really? Did you repay your teacher for being so kind to you?

Kim: I've always wanted to repay you. I don't have a chance.

Chang: Why?

Kim: I can't find it.

Chang: Ask around.

Kim: I can't ask.

Chang: Why?

Kim: I forgot the teacher's last name.

Zhang: Listen, everyone. I raised myself white and fat, and I forgot the teacher's name.

Kim: Don't talk about me. Did you repay me?

Chang: Of course.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: Last Spring Festival, I spent a lot of money.

Kim: Oh.

Let me tell you something,

Kim: What?

Zhang: I didn't leave seven cents to buy a ticket. I bought so many things for my teacher and sent them there.

Kim: Yes, well, did the teacher take the exam?

Chang: I didn't accept it at first. Later, my teacher said something bad and took it.

Kim: Just accept it.

Zhang: Give me another fifty dollars when I leave.

Kim: Confiscate the same!

Chang: You don't know how kind the teacher is to us.

Kim: Really?

Chang: It's raining. The teacher took us home.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: When we were sick, the teacher took us to the hospital.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: We have difficulties in studying, so the teacher makes up lessons for us during the holidays.

Kim: How nice!

Chang: On one occasion, the teacher was tired and ill and made up lessons for us.

Kim: Yes, that should take care of the teacher.

Chang: That's right. After returning home, my mother cooked some eggs for me and asked me to send them to the teacher the next day.

Kim: Express students' wishes.

Chang: I went to school the next day, and more than 50 students in my class brought one.

Kim: Everyone has this intention.

Chang: The teacher was also moved.

Kim: Really?

Chang: "I thank my classmates and your parents. As long as you study hard, I am happier than anything. "

Kim: Really?

Chang: "As for these things, I can't eat them. I can't eat so many things."

Kim: That's true.

Chang: I spoke at the critical moment.

Kim: What did you say?

Chang: I said, "Never mind, teacher. Please eat. "

Kim: What?

Chang: You can't eat it. I'm still here.

Kim: What are you going to do?

Chang: Why do you think we are so kind to our teachers?

Kim: Because the teacher is very kind to you.

Chang: Isn't it?

Kim: Hey.

Zhang: So I will never forget my teacher.

Kim: You shouldn't forget the teacher.

Chang: In a blink of an eye, more than twenty years have passed, and my teacher is almost sixty years old.

Kim: Almost sixty years old.

Chang: Yes, I have been a primary school teacher all my life, but I have no complaints.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: Give all your efforts to your children.

Kim: Look, that's great.

Chang: Is the teacher really working hard?

Kim: Really?

Chang: Especially tutoring students.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: Once I went to my teacher's house,

Kim: What's the matter?

Chang: It happens that the teacher is tutoring the students.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: The teacher taught him every word patiently, but the students just wouldn't listen.

Kim: That's not good.

Chang: Even I am in a hurry.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: "Little classmate, come here, come here. The teacher is so patient with you. Why can't you listen?"

Kim: Right.

Chang: "What's your name?"

Kim: What's your name?

Zhang: Look at this student. "My name is Wang Xiaoming."

Kim: Why?

Chang: "Why do you talk like that? When talking to people my age, you must add the word uncle. "

Kim: Hey, you have to be polite.

Chang: "Do you remember?"

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Zhang: When listening.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: "What?"

Kim: You should add the word uncle.

Chang: "Ah, I remember."

Kim: Remember.

Chang: "Hey, just remember. Now answer me. What's your name? "

Kim: What's your name?

Chang: "My name is Uncle."

Kim: That's right. . He became an uncle.

Chang: Do you mean angry?

Kim: Yes.

Chang: But my teacher is not angry.

Kim: Really?

Chang: The teacher said.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: Educate students, especially primary school students, to be as kind as mothers, as patient as aunts, as meticulous as nurses and as ingenious as sculptors.

Kim: What a profound experience.

Chang: The teacher keeps his word.

Kim: Really?

Chang: Let's talk about it. He not only tutored him many times,

Kim: What?

Chang: How many times have you been to their house?

Kim: We should make the family a second school for students.

Chang: But some parents don't understand this.

Kim: What's the matter?

Chang: Let's talk about it. As soon as the teacher entered their house, he found Wang Xiaoming sitting on the sofa smoking.

Kim: So many children smoke.

Chang: The teacher is stupefied.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: His mother is at home at this time.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: When I saw the teacher coming, I shouted at the children.

Kim: What did you say?

Chang: "Silly boy, didn't you see the teacher coming?"

Kim: Really?

Chang: "I knew you smoked, please light one for the teacher!" "

Kim: What kind of parents are these?

Chang: The teacher didn't say anything at that time.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: I just introduced this day to his mother.

Kim: What happened during the day?

Chang: During the daytime class, the teacher asked, "So, do you know who burned the Yuanmingyuan?" Xiao Ming turned pale with fear.

Kim: Yes.

Chang: "What did you say, teacher?"

Kim: Who burned the Yuanmingyuan?

Chang: "That. . I didn't burn! "

Kim: What?

Chang: "I really didn't burn it!" " "

Kim: Well, the more you ask, the more confused you get.

Chang: The teacher said, "Look at my classmate, he actually said that he didn't burn the Yuanmingyuan." . His mother's face sank when she heard this.

Kim: What's the matter?

Chang: "Hey, teacher, I'm not afraid that you don't like what I say. Our children are always honest. If he says he didn't burn it, then he certainly didn't burn it! "

Kim: This is more confusing.

Zhang: Just then,

Kim: Huh?

Chang: His father is back.

Kim: Talk to his father.

Chang: His father is very happy to hear that.

Kim: Are you happy?

Chang: "Ha ha ha ha, teacher, children, burn it!" " "

Kim: Burn it, right? !

Chang: "How much is that thing worth? Can we make it up to you? "

Kim: Can you afford it?

Chang: I made the teacher laugh and cry, and then I patiently told their parents.

Kim: Hey.

Chang: We should cooperate with schools to do a good job in the education of students.

Kim: Right.

Chang: Build the family into a second school.

Kim: Really?

Chang: Especially if it's just for children, you should study more yourself.

Kim: Hey, your teacher is really nice.

Chang: But parents don't understand.

Kim: Really?

Chang: As soon as the teacher left, his father got excited.

Kim: Are you excited?

Chang: Yo, yo, hey, look at her sour energy. What's the big deal? Isn't he just a primary school teacher?

Kim: What happened to the primary school teacher?

Chang: Who can't? ?

Kim: What are you talking about?

Chang: Have the ability to be a university professor! I said,

Kim: Ah ...

Chang: If the primary school teacher comes to our house again, just ignore him.

Kim: What's this attitude?

Chang: Even his daughter-in-law is not happy when he says that.

Kim: unhappy?

Chang: Yo ~ ~ ~ What's the matter? What happened? What happened to the primary school teacher? What did you do wrong?

Kim: Ah ...

Chang: Let me tell you: the primary school teacher will come to our house next Sunday.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: I cooked him eight courses.

Kim: Huh? Why is her attitude so good?

Chang: Will it be all right?

Kim: Ah ...

Chang: Her parents' father is a primary school teacher.

Kim: I'm talking about it!

Chang: Later, with our teacher's patient help, inspiration, education and visits, not only did he make progress, but his parents also went to the factory to attend evening classes.

Kim: It seems that your teacher even educates parents.

Chang: Isn't it?

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: You mean, can our teachers teach those students success?

Kim: Success?

Chang: Well, you don't know?

Kim: You introduce me.

Chang: Zhao Yingcheng, a famous blasting hero, fought against Vietnam.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: (Yes) We are both teachers and students.

Kim: Great.

Chang: Qian Feng, the first international student to receive a doctorate.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: (Yes) We are both teachers and students.

Chang: Be proud! !

Jin: A famous reformer in special economic zones.

Kim: How about it?

Chang: (Yes) We are both teachers and students.

Kim: I'm proud of it.

Chang: Chang, a crosstalk performer, is often active on the literary stage.

Kim: Huh? ! !

Chang: We are teachers and students! !

Kim: Why are you mentioned?

Chang: Why do you mention me?

Kim: Huh?

Chang: That means I haven't forgotten my teacher.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: Unlike some people-white and fat, they forget the teacher's name.

Kim: I say we don't talk about it, okay?

Let me tell you something.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: The Party and the government have been thinking of teachers.

Kim: I know.

Chang: Yes.

King: Let's talk about our government.

Chang: Hmm.

Kim: I took a lot of money to solve the teacher's difficulties.

Chang: Our teacher is very happy.

Kim: Yes.

Chang: Thank you for your concern and help.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: I don't need anything

Kim: Really?

Chang: But even the most difficult comrades can solve it.

Kim: Drink it. What a style!

Chang: It makes me anxious.

Kim: Yes.

Chang: I said, teacher, that won't do. At least you need a house.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: If you don't want a house, even I won't let you have it.

Kim: Why?

Chang: Stop talking about me, even my daughter-in-law.

Kim: Then why?

Chang: Please vacate the room inside so that I can borrow it.

Kim: You still want a house! ?

Chang: To tell you the truth, our teacher's house will really fall down in a few days.

Kim: Yes.

Chang: Two kinds of water, two kinds of gas, one is bright and the other is beautiful.

Kim: Drink ~ ~!

Chang: Ah.

Kim: Look at it.

Chang: OK?

Kim: We should celebrate.

Chang: We all went.

Kim: Yes.

Chang: All the students taught by the teacher have left!

Kim: Oh.

Chang: The most unexpected thing.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: Even the mayor has arrived.

Kim: Is the mayor there? !

Chang: The mayor is also our teacher and student.

Kim: Yes.

Chang: The mayor said,

Kim: Ah.

Chang: First of all, celebrate our teacher's housewarming.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: Second, congratulations to the teacher.

Kim: Drink it.

Chang: Third, congratulations to the teacher on his 38th anniversary.

Kim: The mayor knows your teacher very well.

Chang: At that time, the teacher's hands were shaking with excitement.

Kim: Oh ...

Chang: Comrade Mayor,

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Zhang: hmm ... alas (bowing),

Kim: I don't know what to do.

Chang: As soon as the mayor saw it, he quickly grabbed the teacher.

Kim: Right.

Chang: Oh, teacher, don't do that. You have worked hard to train us into adults and trained groups of valuable talents for our country. I should thank you.

Kim: Right.

Chang: I should bow to you.

Kim: Hey.

Zhang: While speaking, the mayor helped the teacher to the chair.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: I bowed deeply to the teacher.

King: The mayor bowed to the teacher.

Chang: Later, we graduates came to the teacher in turn and bowed respectfully.

Kim: Drink!

Chang: Hello, teacher!

Kim: This scene is so touching. I have to scan it to see what our teacher's last name is.

Chang: Ha, there is progress.

Kim: Isn't it?

Chang: Later, at the suggestion of the mayor, each of us spoke a few words about our feelings and experiences.

Kim: All of them?

Chang: I told you.

Kim: Did you say it?

Chang: I said it in the name of poetry.

Kim: How did you recite it?

do you want to hear it ?

Kim: Hey, I want to hear it.

Chang: But don't listen in vain. Give me some advice.

Kim: You're welcome.

Chang: That place is immature. Please mention it.

Kim: That's very kind of you.

Chang: That's how I recite it.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: Ah! …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Kim: What are you talking about? I

Chang: Mention that you are here. ...

Kim: Just mention the word.

Chang: Ah ~ ~ ~! !

Kim: What are you talking about?

Chang: Look at the feeling. ...

Kim: Come on.

Chang: Keep coming.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: Ah, teacher, diligent gardener ... Hehehe, what about the genus Rhinopithecus?

Kim: That's the word.

Chang: Ah.

Kim: It has existed for 60 years. Tell me something new.

Chang: There are more below.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: There are more below.

Kim: New words.

Chang: Ah, teacher, diligent gardener, ah, gardener, diligent teacher! !

Kim: Hey, these two sentences are the same!

Chang: There are more below.

Kim: You keep coming.

Chang: I am in a hurry. What about this guy?

Kim: OK.

Chang: Teacher, your temples are frosted now. At your age, you have taught so many students. Now these students are working, but you are old. . . . Old, teacher, you, how hard you work! !

Kim: Is this a poem? this

Chang: Isn't this my mood?

Kim: Drink it.

Chang: Teacher, now your sideburns are like frost, but you have a childlike innocence that will never age.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: You never ask for anything, because the great motherland is in your heart. Otherwise, how can you have the tenderness of spring, the spirit of the mountain, the affection of the sea and the mind of the blue sky?

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: Ah, teacher, please open your hands and accept flowers from people. Please accept that your students don't love you deeply. Ah, teacher! !

Kim: OK! !