A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome.

1, chic is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.

I am woken up by myself every morning.

3. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

4. I am handsome enough to smell good! Flowers stink, too

I am woken up by myself every morning.

6. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

7. I tell you secretly that I am actually very handsome!

8. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

9. The adjective "beauty" was simply created for me!

10, handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

1 1, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, cars have a flat tire, and ghosts are reborn.

12, the world's shortest martial arts novel: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

13, if handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!

14, when I was 16 years old, a girl said that she loved me, and I didn't take it seriously.

15, this world, because of my existence, is eclipsed by another world.

16, Handsome is a kind of belief, and I am a flag flying at the forefront to make those clowns feel ashamed.

17, every day I keep setting new world records, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

18, it's not my fault that you are handsome, it's your own problem that you like me.

19, have you seen the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

20. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

2 1, be a woman in the next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

22. Today, I was walking on the road. Several girls say I am handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

23. At school, when the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome", I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

24. It is said that when I was born, there was a piece of auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

25, idealism said: "I say you are handsome, you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

26. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and dare to take the lead.

27. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken risks.

28. I hope that only hard work can give wings to tigers.

29. For warriors, poverty, illness, embarrassment, blame, slander and cynicism, all oppression are the driving force for progress.

30. If you don't set foot on the muddy path, you can't set foot on the road covered with flowers.

3 1, as long as you don't give up your efforts and pursuits, grass also has the value of embellishing spring.

Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

33. According to the Handsome Guilty Act, I have been sentenced to 65,535 years' imprisonment (China abolished the death penalty).

34. The seeds with tenacious vitality never sing a curse song to the barren land.

In the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.

36. Bamboo roots-Even if they are buried underground and no one can see them, they will never stop exploring and try to sprout new bamboo shoots.

37. Although the light spot of fireflies is weak, it is a challenge to the darkness.

38. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.

39. The cultivator trusts his sweat most, and every drop is pregnant with the seeds of hope.

40. Don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has made more efforts than other tree species.

4 1, temporary setbacks can often be turned into knowledge and insight through unyielding fighting.

42. There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who think I am handsome and those who have never seen me. ...

43. If you want to be a strong cadre, you must always bypass the thorns on the aisle or avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

44. All the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

45. Don't let the pursuit boat anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

46. If you don't stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose its meaning of existence.

47. If the hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will definitely make you taste the joy of life.

48. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me.

49. A beautiful blueprint, in the hands of a lazy man, is just a piece of waste paper.

Funny sentences that say you are handsome and praise yourself for being handsome.

1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

7. I am tired of being so handsome at this age.

8. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

1 1. I really envy you for meeting a talented and handsome person at such a young age.

12. Test scores can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I am handsome and witty at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

18. You have me on your list, and I am handsome without saying anything.

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

2 1. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up on such a handsome face.

22. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

24. Some people say I'm handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news all night.

Let's talk openly about what's going on. Don't always say I'm handsome behind my back, saying I look good, as if I don't know if I'm bored or not.

26. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

27. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

28. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

29. I don't have a story, but just being handsome has conquered many people.

30. There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now, and we looked at each other for a long time. No one broke this calm until my hands were tired and I slowly put down the mirror. A word of praise for your handsomeness.

A word of praise for your handsomeness.

1. Under the misty starlight, his lips are as beautiful as cherry blossoms and his skin is as delicate as porcelain. In the rocking chair, he quietly looked at the paper, as if it were a beautiful boy looking at the dead daffodils in Greek mythology.

Second, the adjective beauty was created for me in short!

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me.

Fourth, I secretly tell you that I am actually very handsome!

Teenagers sit under the blooming cherry trees, their hair is black, and the skin around their necks is as delicate as beautiful porcelain.

6. In the afternoon sunshine, there is no blush, and the delicate face only presents a morbid pallor, but it always reveals a noble and elegant temperament, which matches his tall and slender figure.

I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

Eight, everything is delicious!

Your career is very successful.

Handsome is a kind of belief. I am a flag flying at the forefront, which makes those clowns feel ashamed.

Eleven, a man's three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king. At this time, the beautiful face of evil-evil is filled with a bohemian smile.

Twelve, I am handsome enough to smell good! Flowers stink, too

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Fourteen, I am so handsome that potatoes don't want to update and want to have sex with me.

15. His skin is as beautiful as cherry blossoms in the yard, his eyes are like black agate, his black hair has a silky luster, and although his shirt is a bit shabby, it still looks like a prince on him.

Sixteen, wake up every morning.

Seventeen, if handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

Your Chinese is excellent.

At school, the teacher talked about the meaning of handsome, and I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In a flash, I understood.

21. This world, because of my existence, is eclipsed by another world.

Twenty-two, I saw that man was absolutely handsome, with a carved face and distinct facial features, and an angular face was extremely handsome. The appearance seems bohemian and informal, but the nudity inadvertently revealed in the eyes can not be underestimated. A thick black hair, but a pair of slender peach eyes under a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows, full of affection, people will fall into it if they are not careful. With a high nose and a red lip of moderate thickness, she has a dazzling smile at the moment.

Twenty-three, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, cars see a flat tire, ghosts are reborn.

Twenty-four, your Chinese is really good!

Twenty-five, bright and clean white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show elegance.

Twenty-six, I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

Twenty-seven, idealism says: I say you are handsome, you are handsome. Materialism says: because you are handsome, I say you are handsome. In a word-I am handsome.

28. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

Twenty-nine, walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

At the age of thirty, a man with purple hair knelt on the ground. That is a very beautiful man with long eyebrows and a body like Yushu. The white shirt on his upper body was slightly wet, and thin sweat seeped in, which made his original excellent figure more exquisite. Long purple hair draped around a white neck is charming and moving. It is rare for a man to look like this.

Thirty-one, if handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!

Thirty-two, you look great!

Thirty-three, the man is about twenty-seven or eight years old, with short hair. The neckline of a white shirt is slightly open, and the cuffs of the shirt are rolled in the middle of the arms, revealing wheat-colored skin, deep eyes, high nose and sexy lips. Especially when they are matched together, it is like a masterpiece of God.

Thirty-four, black hair stands upright, heroic spirit and knife-shaped eyebrows fly obliquely, slender body contains sharp black eyes, thin lips, angular outline, slender but not rough figure, like an eagle in the dark, cold and proud, but full of pride, and exudes the power of the world.

Thirty-five, see the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

Thirty-six, the shortest martial arts novel in the world: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

It is said that when I was born, there was an auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

What a lovely child.

Forty, bronzed skin, chiseled facial features, deep as Greek sculpture, dark and deep ice eyes, wild and informal, evil and sexy. His three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king. At this time, the beautiful face of evil-evil is filled with a bohemian smile.

Forty-one, a bad smile face, even two heavy eyebrows are soft ripples, as if always smiling, curved, like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. White skin sets off pale pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, perfect face, especially the dazzling diamond earrings on his left ear, which adds a bit of unruly to his handsome and sunny appearance.

Forty-two years old, his beautiful face, light blue thin shirt, loosely rolled around his wrist, is simple and slightly gorgeous, and somewhat sexy, just like a prince who just threw away his evening dress after attending a luxurious banquet.

Forty-three, chic is my nature, and handsome is destiny takes a hand.

Your company left a deep impression on me.

Funny sentences that boast that you are handsome _ too classic

1. If there is an afterlife, I hope I am not so handsome and ordinary.

Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

I'm handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say: Shit, he is fucking handsome again.

6. I am 23 years old, handsome and drunk. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. In primary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of handsome boy, which puzzled me. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand.

7. Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on?

8. There are no shortcomings except being handsome. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

9. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

10, one day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome! ! God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?

1 1. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

12, chased me for three blocks, and Xie stopped being crazy. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September. ! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

13, hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

14, I ran to Mount Everest and said loudly to the sky: I am not handsome! Suddenly, there was thunder in the sky: a flash of lightning hit me! ! God said angrily, if you lie again, I will chop you to death! ! !

15, known as a pear flower above a begonia, is nicknamed the jade-faced little dragon with universal power, the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and the chivalry of predecessors.

16, I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy. A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome.

17, I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

18, if Shuai Neng is a meal, Ben Shuai will feed 3 billion people.

19, handsome is providence, cool is artificial.

20. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

2 1, the last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

22. I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous in speech and personable. Outstanding spirit, top ten outstanding young people in China. What is even more rare is that people who study literature at the age of three and martial arts at the age of seven learn a lot, knowing astronomy and geography above and trivial below. He is omnipotent and omniscient. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman. Handsome guy jumps off a building, kind-hearted, amiable, helpful and charitable. Its benefits are endless, just like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

23. Everyone loves flowers, and the car has a flat tire.

24. I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous and graceful. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

25. I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

26. Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!