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Song people biased against classical Chinese

1. Please help me translate the classical Chinese ~

Autumn is coming. In autumn, mountain torrents come in season, and many rivers flow into the Yellow River. The river is wide and rough, and even cattle and horses can't tell the difference between the two banks and the sandbars in the water.

So the river god was pleased with himself and thought that all the beautiful things in the world were gathered here. The river god went east along the current and came to the North Sea. Looking east, he couldn't see the end of the sea.

So he just changed his complacent face and looked up at Poseidon and lamented, "As the saying goes,' After hearing hundreds of truths, you think that no one in the world can match you', and that's me. Moreover, I have heard the words that Kong Qiu knows too little and Boyi's lofty righteousness is not worth paying attention to. At first, I couldn't believe it. Now I have seen with my own eyes that you are so vast and boundless. If I hadn't come to your door, I would have been in danger, and I would have been laughed at by people with high cultivation forever. "

Poseidon said, "The frogs in the well can't talk about the sea with them because they are limited by their living space; Insects in summer, it is impossible to talk about freezing with them, because they are limited by living time; It is impossible to talk to them about the avenue in the land of rural songs because of the bondage of upbringing. Now that you have come out from the river bank and seen the sea, you will know your meanness, and you will be able to participate in talking about the avenue.

There is nothing bigger than the sea on the surface of the world. Thousands of rivers flow into the sea. I don't know when it will stop but the sea will never overflow. The tail at the bottom of the sea leaks seawater, and I don't know when it will stop, but the seawater has never decreased; There is no change in spring or autumn, and there is no consciousness in flood or drought. This shows that the sea far exceeds the flow of rivers and cannot be calculated by quantity.

But I have never been complacent. I think I have inherited my body from heaven and earth and my vitality from Yin and Yang. I exist between heaven and earth, just like a small stone or sawdust in a mountain. Just when I thought my existence was really small, where could I think I was satisfied and conceited? Think about it, the four seas exist between heaven and earth, just like small pores between stones exist in osawa. Think again, the land of the Central Plains exists in the four seas, isn't it just like fine grains and rice grains in a big granary? The number of things is called ten thousand, and human beings are just one of all things; People gather in Kyushu, where food grows and boats pass, and everyone is just one of many people; Compared with all things, isn't a person like the end of a hair in the whole horse? What the Five Emperors continued to connect with, what the Three Kings fought for, what the benevolent people worried about, and what the talented people worked for all lie in this tiny world! Boyi resigned to it and gained fame, while Kong Qiu talked about it and showed great knowledge, which is probably their complacency and pride; Isn't it like you were complacent when the river surged? " Zhuang Zhou, a lonely man, was very poor at home, so he borrowed food from Hou Jianhe.

Hou Jianhe said, "Good! I'm going to collect the rent tax. When I receive it, I'll lend you 3 Jin, okay? "

if you bring the Xijiang river, I'll be dead long ago. why don't you meet me at the dried fish stall? The absent-minded Ma Zhaoxiang learned the driving skills from the Prince Period, and it didn't take long for him to compete with the Prince Period. He changed horses three times and fell behind three times. The host said, "You taught me to drive, but you didn't teach me all the skills."

Wang Ziqi replied, "The technology has been completely taught, but you made a mistake in using it. The key to driving a carriage is to make the horse comfortable with driving, and people should concentrate on adjusting the horse, then they can speed up and make it reach a distant place.

Now you want to catch up with me when you are behind, but I'm afraid you will catch up with me when you are ahead. Driving a race is either ahead or behind.

and no matter whether you are ahead or behind, your mind is on me. why do you have to adjust your horse? This is why you are behind. " Painting ghosts is the easiest thing for someone to paint for the king of Qi. The king of Qi asked him, "What is the most difficult thing to paint?" He said, "Dogs and horses are the hardest to draw."

the king of qi asked again, "what is the easiest to draw?" He said, "It is easiest to draw ghosts." Dogs and horses are familiar to people, and they will appear in front of you sooner or later, so it is difficult to draw them because they are not just similar. Ghosts are invisible and will not appear in front of people, so they are easy to draw.

Xi Shuyan said that a man in the state of Xi wrote a letter to the prime minister of Yan. At night, the lights were dim, so he said to the attendants holding candles around him, "Hold the candle high."

but I accidentally wrote this sentence into the letter. In fact, "holding a candle" is not the meaning or purpose of writing this letter.

When the Prime Minister of Yan received the letter, it was understood that holding a candle meant to pursue the light, that is, to recruit talented people from all over the world to be appointed officials, so that the country would have hope. The prime minister of Yan told the prince that he was overjoyed, so as to govern the country.

although the effect obtained in this way is very good, it is not the original meaning at all. Many scholars now are also like this.

A frightened bird During the Warring States Period, there was a famous archer named Lei Geng in Wei State. One day, Lei Geng followed Wang Wei to the suburbs to play.

Playfully, I saw a flock of birds flying over their heads in the sky. Behind this flock of birds, a bird struggled to catch up with its companion and flew this way. Lei Geng said to Wang Wei, "Your Majesty, I can shoot down the birds flying in the sky without an arrow."

"Will this happen?" The king of Wei really asked in disbelief. Lei Geng said, "You can have a try."

After a while, the bird that left the team flew over. Its flying speed was much slower than the previous birds, and its flying height was lower. The bird flew near-it turned out to be a wild goose that had just left the team. I saw Lei Geng holding a bow in his left hand. 2. Great Translation of Classical Chinese (please help)

Original text

Once upon a time, there was a man who was holding a grain in an urn. Camels eat grain in the first urn, but they can't go out first. The master thinks that he is worried and there is nothing he can do. An old father came and said, "Ru Mochow, I have to teach you to go out." The master asked urgently, "What method?" The old man said, "You should cut off the camel's head and get out yourself." The master thought it was wonderful, that is, according to his words, he cut the camel's head with a knife. Killing the camel and breaking the urn again are so idiotic that the world laughs at them.

Edit this translation

Once upon a time, there was a man who first put the millet in an urn. A camel stuck its head into the urn to eat millet, and its head was stuck in it and could not come out. (Camel's head) can't come out. The man is worried about it. An old man came and told him, "Don't worry, I'll teach you how to get the camel's head out.". If you cut off the camel's head, you will naturally come out. " The owner immediately adopted his words, not only cutting off the camel's head, but also breaking the urn. Such a stupid person is laughed at by the whole world.

Edit the notes in this paragraph

1. Past: past, past. 2. wèng: a kind of pottery with a big mouth and a small belly. 3. eat: eat. 4. worry: worry about this. 5. language: tell. 6. namely: just. 7. according to: according to, according to. 8. qi: that. 9. use: adopt. 1. De means that the situation permits, which means "can" and "can". 11. One: the third person pronoun, he, she and it (them). This refers to the man who killed the camel and broke the urn. 12. you: you. 13. Reply: I also thought that

editing this classical Chinese knowledge

. There are two usages of "Wei" in classical Chinese: one refers to "think" and the other refers to "take (it) as", that is, "regard him (it) as ...". The above "the master thinks that he is worried" means that the master regards this as a sad thing. In addition, "the host thinks it is wonderful" means that the host thinks it is a good way.

The source of this paragraph

is selected from Hundred Analects, which is the full name of Hundred Analects. It is a Buddhist literary work in which the ancient Tianzhu Gaosangha copied the parables from the twelve scriptures collected by Shura, and it is a collection of * * * one's definitely dead fable parable telling the Mahayana Buddhism, which is a special kind of Buddhist classics. The story in Hundred Similes Classic is humorous and profound, and it is very popular with the people of China, so it is widely spread.

The moral of editing this paragraph

This joke * * * depicts two characters, which satirizes the behavior of the camel owner who blindly listens to others, and at the same time ridicules the old man's self-cleverness.

Editing this paragraph

Although under normal circumstances, collective wisdom and good advice can often get twice the result with half the effort and add icing on the cake, if you accept other people's opinions without thinking, even others' "bad attention" will be obeyed, and you can only lose the camel and fold the urn like that stupid man. There can't be that kind of fool who "kills the camel and breaks the urn again", but there are quite a few people who are dull and mechanical in their thinking methods. By means of metaphor, people can gain supreme wisdom, which is the root of Hundred Metaphors Classic. The form of metaphor is like leaves wrapped in medicine. When a person is sick, he takes out the medicine to use, and naturally throws away the leaves wrapped in medicine. Therefore, after reading this book, wise people should put aside the form of metaphorical stories and grasp the meaning contained in them. This story tells us that we should think carefully and study everything carefully, and we should not lose big because of small things, let alone blindly listen to other people's suggestions.

edit the cultural knowledge of this paragraph

"urn" and other pottery. Most of the ancient utensils for holding food were made of pottery. The "urn" mentioned above is a pottery with a big mouth and a small belly, which is used to hold millet. In addition, "ou", "ou", "bu", "opium poppy", "ang", "pan" and "jar" are all containers, some of which have large mouths and stomachs, or hold wine or grain. 3. Thank you for translating the ancient prose.

The original text

People have seen the King of Song Dynasty (1), the tin car multiplied by ten (2), and Zhuangzi was proud of it by ten (3). Zhuangzi said, "There is a poor family on the river who eats because of his weakness (4), and his son has no Yu Yuan (5), so he gets a pearl of gold. His father said to his son,' Take stone to forge it (6)! The pearl of a husband's daughter will fall under the dragon's chin in a nine-fold abyss (7), and the son who can get the pearl will be slept by him (8). Make the dragon slap (9), and the son is still arrogant (1)!' The depth of today's Song Kingdom is not the depth of the nine-fold (11); Song Wang's fierce, not straight dragon also; If a child can get a car, he will be sleeping. Make the King of the Song Dynasty angry, and the son is Fenfu (12)! "

or employed in Zhuangzi. Zhuangzi said at his request, "I see my husband sacrificing cattle (13)? Clothes are embroidered with embroidery (14), food is uncle Chu (15), and they are brought into the temple. Although they want to be orphans (16), they can get it! "

Zhuangzi is dying, and my disciples want to give him a good burial. Zhuangzi said, "I take heaven and earth as a coffin (17), the sun and the moon as a connecting wall (18), the stars as a pearl, and everything as a coffin (19). Isn't my burial utensil prepared for evil? Why add this? " Disciple said, "I'm afraid of eating black kites, master." (2) "Zhuangzi said:" It's not right to feed on the black kite and feed on the worm! "

if it is not flat (21), it is flat and uneven (22); If you don't sign (23), you don't sign (24). The wise only make it (25), and the god signs it (26). It's been a long time since my husband's knowledge was invincible. And fools rely on what they see to enter people (27), and their merits are also (28), which is not sad!

Translation

There was a man who called on the King of Song, who gave him ten chariots and horses to show off in front of Zhuangzi. Zhuangzi said: "There is a poor family living by weaving reed mats on the river. His son dived into the abyss and got a precious treasure. The father said to his son,' Take a stone to hammer this treasure! The precious treasure must come from under the chin of the black dragon at the bottom of the deep pool. You can easily get such a treasure, and you must be asleep just in time for the black dragon. If the black dragon wakes up, do you still want to come back alive?' Nowadays, the sinister state of the Song Dynasty is far more than a deep pool bottom; The ferocity of the King of Song is far more than that of the Black Dragon. You can get ten riding horses from the King of Song, and you must have fallen asleep when you met the King of Song. If the King of Song wakes up, you will be shattered. "

There is an offer from Zhuangzi. Zhuangzi replied to his messenger, "Have you seen the ox that is going to be sacrificed? Is it possible to be a calf that no one cares about by covering it with embroidered splendid flowers, feeding it forage and beans, and then leading it into the ancestral temple to kill it for sacrifice? "

Zhuangzi is going to die soon, and his disciples are going to use a lot of things as funerals. Zhuangzi said: "I regard heaven and earth as a coffin, the sun and the moon as a connecting wall, and the stars as a pearl. Everything can be buried with me. Isn't the things I buried with complete? Where do you need to add these things! " Disciple said, "We are worried that crows and eagles will peck at Mr. Wang's body." Zhuangzi said: "The abandoned corpse ground will be eaten by crows and eagles, and it will be eaten by ants when it is buried deep underground. How can it be so eccentric to take the food from crows and eagles and give it to ants!"

Pursuing equality with prejudice is definitely not natural equality; Human-made induction is used to fulfill foreign objects, and such fulfillment is by no means a natural induction. People who think they are wise will only be driven by external things, and those who are completely detached from the spiritual world will naturally feel it. People who think they are wise have long been inferior to those who are completely detached from the spiritual world, but ignorant people are always addicted to secularism and personnel by relying on prejudice. Their utility lies only in pursuing things outside their bodies. Isn't this sad? 4. Translation of Classical Chinese There was a rich man in Song Dynasty, and the wall was broken when it rained

Translation:

There was a rich man in Song Dynasty, and the wall collapsed because of heavy rain. His son said, "If we don't build it quickly, thieves will come in." The old man next door said the same thing. A lot of property was lost that night. The family admired their son's cleverness, but suspected that the old man next door had done the theft.

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The theme of

Naoko Suspicion of Neighbors

This story warns people that if they don't respect the facts and only use intimacy and affection as the criteria for judging right and wrong, they will make subjective guesses and draw wrong conclusions, which may hurt themselves.

From the aspect of the elderly in the neighborhood, tell us to give advice to others, and try our best to make others accept it. It is not correct that the same thing happens to different people but is treated differently. Be fair and objective, and seek truth from facts.

Extended information

Implication:

People who hold the same opinion are treated differently because of their different identities and intimate relationships with their owners.

when listening to people's opinions, you can't decide whether there is prejudice because of their different identities and their different relationships with themselves.

When giving advice to others, you should pay attention to the close relationship with others. If you have a good relationship with others and this person is broad-minded, you can give advice.

Author's achievements:

Han Fei advocates the evolution theory of social history, thinking that history is developing forward, and the contemporary is bound to surpass the ancient; People should carry out reforms according to the actual needs, instead of following the ancient traditions.

Han Feizi analyzed human history from the historical perspective of evolution.