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Sentences describing Ying Zheng

The first emperor asked for a tripod

Author: Ju Yue

There used to be Ying Zheng, and the six countries were all destroyed; Claiming to be the first emperor, he lived in Xianyang Palace. Domineering makes people afraid and arrogant. Minister only Nuo Nuo, no one dared to remonstrate; Willing to be driven and obeyed.

The first emperor won the world and got carried away. He drinks every day and is always drunk. One-day banquet, wine Xianyang Palace; Ministers rushed to congratulate each other and praised the achievements of the world frequently. There are clouds, the sun and the moon, all of which follow each other; There are clouds sweeping the six countries, overshadowing the merits of Yao and Shun; Zhou Wen and cloud effect, nationality and enfeoffment system; Those who remonstrate with centralization will burn books and bury Confucianism.

The first emperor was in high spirits, his face flushed and his words reached the sky: "There is a Kunpeng in the sky, proudly spreading its wings in the sky;" Liuhe is just a sweep, and the four seas are unified; Who can stay with me? " After speaking, he sang again, sounding like two bells: "The former dynasty was sealed, and the brothers were ruthless; Attacking each other, CoCo Lee is not happy; Rites and music gradually lost, and the territory gradually divided; If it is not centralized, rewards and punishments should be clear; Unified measurement, local rules and regulations are the same; The Kyushu family enjoys peace. "

Ministers competed to congratulate: "The Sagrada Familia is very holy and bright!" The stars compete for the moon, and the sky is Gao Yueming; Long Yan is happier, and his feelings are happy. Life is a song and dance, and drinking helps pride. Fragrant flowers are swaying, and countries are surging; Rain and dew are fragrant, and the soul is also sensational. Enjoy singing and dancing, and then visit the Gem Palace; A country passed down from generation to generation, Kyushu is rich in spirits; His jade jade, Lintong fights Baoding; There are so many rare things that it fills Epang Palace. The monarch and the minister contend for the view, and the joy is not in triumph.

Only the Kyushu tripod is difficult to achieve without a column, and the dragon's face is pale. The first emperor looked angry: "the six countries are unified, making contributions to Yao and Shun, and Kyushu is unified. Without Ding, it is difficult to find a Ding, and future generations will go down in history? " With the purpose of treasure hunting, he turned to the country to find Fang Ding: "Don't ask people's feelings, don't ask officials, just reward the military. Those who look for this tripod live in the same three places, with horses and chariots coming and going, and live in the mansion. "

One day the tripod was passed in Surabaya; Beautiful scenery, nine times the rainbow. The first emperor was overjoyed and made a tour of Shandong, hoping to get this sacred object and complete Kyushu.

Go to Xianyang and Luoyang East at dusk; When I closed Taishan Road, Zou Yi was very worried. Looking at the riverside, the mountains and rivers are clear; Where the rainbow rises, the phoenix shows its beauty. The first emperor sat in the emperor's chariot and frequently praised the scenery: "The feng shui here is good, and the hidden tiger hides the dragon. Order the third-level master sergeant to survey the river course in detail; Baoding is no longer available and vows not to return to Beijing. " As soon as the imperial edict came out, the army soldiers flooded, the river was fragrant and the frogs gasped. Birds are flying in the sky, and animals are on the ground.

But when I saw the crystal flowing in the Sihe River, it was eighteen feet deep, as urgent as an arrow and as urgent as a meteor. There is a scarab in the water, and a bronze tripod is attached to it: Long Ding is attached to it, and its tail wags strangely; Cancer prevention on both sides, old turtle essence before and after; The sperm whale patrols back and forth and the aquarium swims; It's like an imperial ceremony, it's like a miracle. The ministers rushed to see it, and all the clouds were the tripod. "Yu Wang is committed to casting, which means that Kyushu is the same." "In the past, Chu Zhuang once asked that the size was not available after all, so he went to attack Zheng." "Today Ding is here, Daqin has a destiny and is blessed by heaven. Orthodoxy is equal to nine." Long live the princes, and the first emperor is happy. Even if the soldiers get up, they will go into the water to catch the tripod.

When this order came out, the momentum was like a landslide; Shouts, drums and gongs; People are like the tide, and the Sihe River is choppy; Anger jiaozi in the water and wake up the old turtle essence; The dragon wagged its tail and the tortoise went crazy; Cancer is wide open, and scarab is angry; The decapitation is carnivorous, and the river is red; It's terrible, the devil may cry. The courtiers were frightened and kowtowed secretly: "We should not act rashly in these dangerous things. Your majesty is wiser, so I can live my life! "

The first emperor was furious and sounded like a morning bell: "I am the true son of heaven, who dares to treat me lightly?" All-powerful, a word promises Jiuding; Ghosts dare not commit crimes, and they need to sneak around when they meet me; How dare such a rebellious species disobey my orders; How is it possible to make a mistake and make a mess? Pull out the demon arrow by hand and take out the bow; Archers line up on both sides, if the dragon crosses the tail! "Rank miles, ghosts and gods. Shoot with a bang! Arrows in the river; Shrimp and crab were injured countless times, and the river splashed with rainbows. Scales and claws flow down the river, and the river is slowly clear; The giant tripod is still there, but the aquarium is gone.

The first emperor laughed and said, "No matter how hard you try, you dare not argue with me! I am afraid that the emperor will be angry and Liuhe will be wiped out; The sun and the moon shine together, which one doesn't follow? Lonely and complacent, so is the fate of Kyushu. I tried to stop the car, but I was self-defeating. " Say that finish life army soldiers, continue to get this tripod.

Put on scaffolding and go further; Warriors dive, bronze tripod; Eight hundred heroes, call sign Chilapi; The giant tripod slowly comes out, and the golden drum rings; Strong men work together, Baoding Xu hangs in the air, the ministers shout long live, and the emperor bows forward; His joy is beyond words, and his hands want to hold his shape.

The first emperor was proud, and suddenly a tornado covered the sky and the waves were huge; The strong man drowned when he burst the dam. The dragon jumped into the water, bit off a long pole, sneaked into Baoding and disappeared instantly. Suspected to be in the sea, hiding in the Dragon Palace. The first emperor was puzzled and disheartened; He died halfway before he finished his journey to the east, but he didn't find his own ambition and died with a grudge in his grave. Since then, the soil has often cracked, and Kyushu has always been difficult. There is a strong emperor in the Han dynasty, a new and flat remonstrator, and a temple often worships. It is always difficult to find a tripod; There used to be stone reliefs, but now there is Ode to Seven Sons. There is no one in the DPRK, aiming at three swings; Let the tigers and wolves live and let them wipe the inscriptions; National feelings are serious, and foreign slaves bully each other. The camp is worried about the country and has not been in love for generations; Ancient and modern times are different, and feelings are the same. So far, I have suffered from the pain of cracking the ground; Looking at the tripod in the sea, the smoke is in the blue waves; I don't know when I'll come back, Kyushu Tongjun. Write this treasure tripod to show the heart of a child.