Funny famous quotes

A coal seller and an egg seller were fighting. People asked why? The egg seller said: Is there anyone like him? As soon as I shouted: Eggs, he immediately said: No more coal!

Only the closest people will harm you without hesitation, and at the same time, they will fish you out when you are in the most critical moment - please cherish your best friend

——Good friends for life!

Using jokes to deal with the enemy is naturally a good way to fight, but the point of contact must be a fatal wound to the opponent, otherwise, the joke will be just a joke.

——Lu Xun

Lu Xun·Humor

Go your own way and let others take a taxi (Go other people’s way and let others get desperate)

People have different talents. Some people are good at humor and some are not. People who are not good at humor should not force themselves.

——Lao She

Humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life.

—— Filibuster

The National People’s Congress was finally ranked ahead of Tsinghua University and Peking University—the ticket seller shouted hard: “Weigongcun, National People’s Congress, Huangzhuang, Peking University, and Tsinghua University

——Hurry up and get in the car

My wife supports me buying a car for the first time in history——Buy a car quickly so that you don’t have to worry about bringing things with you when I go to see my mother. , and you can bring more things back when you go to see your mother...

The most useless thing in the world---the salary slip looks angry and is too thin to wipe your butt.

Don't hang yourself on one tree, try to die on several trees several times...

——Death must be complete!

Seven-year-old boy! They are the most terrifying creatures on earth. They have curiosity, mobility, destructive power and

——"Minor Protection Law"

Good humor does not just make you Laughing makes you cry! If you cry too much, the price of tears will decrease. So when the tears are gone, you can still see the solemn and sincere soul of the author. Perhaps the pain of humor is not weaker than the pain of pain.

——Wang Meng

Humor

Humor: It can be said to be a seasoning that can give people a subtle sense of life. Because of some light humor, it can It changed the atmosphere at that time and solved the deadlocked case

——Dahira Masayoshi

Humor

You can't always remain rigid. A sense of humor is paramount and will make your job easier while also bringing a welcome dose of sunshine into the lives of your employees.

—— Parkinson Rustemorgi

I believe that humor is also an integral part of charm. With a sense of humor, people can exchange ideas and opinions with each other in a very harmonious atmosphere. Without a sense of humor, , life becomes very monotonous and boring

——Yi Sophia Minglan

Humor

There is a kind of couple state called: see you, never leave.

——See you, nor go away.

Humor is a sign that workers have confidence in their cause and that they have an advantage.

——Engels.

Confidence·Responsibility·Success·Humor

Give me your bank account number and I will pay you back now - I was completely moved when I received this text message.

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I doubt that the world has ever experienced the importance of humor, or its potential to change our entire cultural life—its place in politics, in scholarship, in life. It is better to say that it is physical than chemical. It changes the fundamental organization of our thoughts and experiences. We must acknowledge its importance in national life.

——Lin Yutang

I miss your features, and I think about them vaguely - I suddenly feel that most of my longings are like this, getting weaker and weaker (I vaguely remember that this is the lyrics of Faye Wong's "I Don't Want This Too", am I right? )