Unprofessional conversation

I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but not without it!

Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon; Mencius said that Confucius was right!

Always young, don't be ungrateful.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.

Without toads, swans would be lonely.

It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I loved it, or I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

That man looks, right? How can I put it? The pixels are relatively low.

Brother, is your nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm completely pissed off by you.

Q: What about insomnia at night? A: Working at night!

Water is the source of life, so my mother named me aquatic. Later, I found that there is another animal called' livestock' which is the original source of life.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.

The power of mistress seems irresistible to most people.

Jingdezhen-rich in cups and tableware.

The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

Every woman is always cheap for a man.

You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

I've been much more energetic since I got crazy.

The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

People are not smart and bald like others.

The so-called universities: prison management, rogue quality, open kissing, white-collar consumption, dreaming in class, truancy universality, dormitory Internet cafes, specialization of make-up exams, aristocratic tuition fees, thesis Baidu, comprehensive myopia, canteen feeding, job-seeking dream, unemployment after graduation, and employment of migrant workers.

When I am trying to improve my self-cultivation, there are always some people who just like to run over and be cannon fodder ... then I have to help you from another angle!

I wish you a good year in case of snowstorm; Have fun in the internet cafe and take photos of it; A good torch relay will make Tibet independent; Developing rural medical care, hand, foot and mouth disease; Buy some gub, the size is not reduced; Taking the train also derailed; Stay at home, there is an earthquake!

A diploma, two languages (proficient in English), three bedrooms and one living room, four seasons famous brand, regular facial features, generous, with a monthly salary of 7 thousand, exquisite, nine (alcohol) non-smoking, very honest. -Classic Quotations of Girls' Choice of Spouses

The boy asked his mother, Mom, how did I get out? Mom replied: it's all your father's fault for pulling too slowly!

At this beautiful moment, I shine like God. Please don't disturb mortals …

I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, paid the utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month …

Laugh at trivial conversations.

Laugh at trivial conversations.

First, tell everyone who can see this speech that whether you are good or bad has nothing to do with me. You are successful and happy. I'm happy for you. I think this is really good! Don't be narrow-minded and think that the whole world is jealous of you. You failed. You lost. Don't think the whole world will laugh at you again. It's very kind of everyone to help you, but we don't owe you anything! Remember!

Second, some people really don't want to scold you. A big man is petty! Be sick! Don't mention the past, you really think nothing happened! ? Ha ha! ! Really, laughing at you endlessly! Really look down on this kind of person, you are not a man, you don't deserve to be a man haha! ! It's really ridiculous! ! Fortunately, that's it. It doesn't matter if we don't meet. Really, it's disgusting to have a classmate like you

Third, can you stop showing off every day? Others live better than you. Why are you so fucking narrow-minded? Others are worse off than you. Can you stop being such a person?

I don't love anything, which is why I love too little in my heart. There is nothing I can do about the falsehood and deception around me, because I am not sincere enough. I must point out that jealousy and malice are still carrying out their tragic activities. In other words, I haven't completely abandoned narrowness and jealousy myself. My gentleness is misunderstood and ridiculed, which shows that my gentleness is not enough to influence people.

What is lost will never come back. Only by grasping the present can there be a better tomorrow. Narrow-minded and big-tempered, they will only be laughed at and looked down upon. After much experience, you can come out of the wellhead and have a chance to see the world. I wish those who are struggling a double harvest in career and love.

6. I am narrow-minded and like to bear grudges, but I always pretend that nothing happened, and then I remember it silently for a long time until the day when I can laugh at you, hahaha! ! !

Seven, people are very strange creatures. Strange, narrow-minded and jealous, turning around will laugh at yourself.

Eight, people are really good at joking. If you are angry and care, they will laugh at you even more. If you are joking seriously, you will get angry. You don't want to touch other people's points. Anyway, as long as you show signs of unhappiness, you are narrow-minded and can't afford to make jokes. And humorous, they are still proud in front of people.

Nine, oh, I fell asleep and didn't know how to answer. A few words were scattered all night, but not a word during the day. I don't know if my life has really become two people, but why do I feel that I still work and live alone every day? Or am I too negative, or am I too narrow-minded. Tears are always disappointing, laughing at their own weakness, or telling helplessness.

Ten, give applause to others, God makes you healthy; Give it to others and laugh at God. God makes your mind smaller.

Everyone in this world has to experience pain. Some people are many, some are few, some are strong, some are weak, so some people feel nothing, some people are in pain, some people have laughed and said nothing, some people have never carried it, and some people have been laughed at for being too narrow-minded. Don't look away. The knife is not in your heart. Don't laugh and say it doesn't hurt.

Twelve, after reading this article, girls have no love, and whoever is good to him will go with him. Girls are not free either. They restrict their actions in the name of security, which makes them short-sighted. Girls and women will laugh at themselves and be petty. I can't step out, I can't open my heart. I want to be a man, and then I won't starve to death.

Thirteen, people are really melodramatic. They try their best to confirm their sense of existence. It seems that they are all open, but in fact they are all hidden in a narrow mind. Their hearts are so small, but they hope to be redeemed. When they have nothing, they always think they have won the world. When they were never cared about, they thought they had caught their heart. They are always moving forward in self-deception, self-mockery and self-destruction, but they are afraid of loneliness and loss of security. However, thinking about these things can't be given by others.

14. The coolest thing in life is to find my girlfriend who broke up with me because of money and laugh at her when she gets rich in the future. I'm just narrow-minded

Fifteen, no mind, no commitment, no vision, narrow-minded! You should be a fart leader with such a man. Might as well go home and raise pigs. At least pigs won't laugh at you and despise you! I am really drunk! It's no use coming down from Beijing.

Sixteen, I am disgusted with people who are very savvy and savvy. I don't like people who have strange feelings. No matter how many times I persuade them, it's all in vain. Everyone is narrow-minded, but not many people are stupid enough to show it incisively and vividly. I hope the actors on the stage will perform well, as the song says. The audience can see at a glance that the performance is poor, and the clown will fall down one day. I hope the laughter is not too harsh!

Seventeen, there are many things that many people thought they would never forget, and one day they will suddenly find that the memory just disappeared quietly. No matter how you recall it, it's just some vague fragments. Then I smiled at myself. I used to be stubborn and narrow-minded. Just like one day in the future, laughing at you now.

18. Whether I can do what I want is none of your business. You don't know where you can climb. You always laugh at others first. Do you have any other pursuits besides luxury? Don't set yourself too high. Are you good? Who will take you there? Tell me I don't care how you feel. Ask yourself how nice your writing is. You are narrow-minded and say I hurt you. Does that mean I don't care?

Nineteen, some things you know are ok, others will only laugh at you for being narrow-minded and will not praise you for being honest!

Whether you complain or laugh, you should understand my situation and know that I have given you all the beautiful things. Before you go, leave me something I deserve, so you won't be so narrow-minded Do you think I can't pay my debts and I will never turn over in my life? Your next man will definitely give you a lot, too. Don't worry, you're not like me. You are a heartthrob, and I am redundant.

Twenty-one, you can't satisfy people around you, you can't make yourself happy, you are always rejected, you are accused of being narrow-minded, you are complained that you have no opinion, and you are laughed at and cried too much. Yes, I was born an unpleasant person. I have long accepted this fact, and I don't need anyone to keep reminding me. If I can, I just want to spend the rest of my life stupidly! No expectations, no feelings! I’m going home. Will dad take me home?

22. When you evaluate a person's past. Sometimes, small-minded people will think that you are laughing at him and looking down on him; A big-hearted person will think that you are appreciating his efforts; Everything has two sides, depending on whether you look at it with confidence or inferiority.

Twenty-three, I told my friend the other day that I signed up for a competition. I thought they would laugh and sigh, but obviously I was too narrow-minded. Everyone said they would definitely support me, cheer me on, and feel free to ask if you want to vote. It's so warm, I have a fighting spirit in my heart in an instant ~ thank you ~

Twenty-four, I have been doing it since the beginning. Sometimes the heart is too big to lose, and sometimes the heart is too small to be laughed at by yourself.

Twenty-five, half an hour ago, you were still laughing at me for being stupid. Half an hour later, you were scolded like a ghost. Yes, you are right, I am laughing at you. At this moment, I allow you to scold me for being narrow-minded

Twenty-six, why do you always feel that some people suddenly contact you, either laughing at you, or scheming, why not, or am I too narrow-minded and not open-minded? ! But this sixth sense is too accurate.

Twenty-seven, people who have experienced vicissitudes of life have stories, because they only know after experiencing it, and that kind of personal feeling is the most touching. No cigarettes, no wine, no beautiful women, what else do you have? Is it that yearning or that loneliness? My mind is getting smaller and I can't tolerate any jokes. I feel surrounded by malice, irony and ridicule. Loneliness is forever, and I'm afraid something will happen. What capital do I have when my body is broken? What other abilities are there?

Twenty-eight, can't help it. I am just narrow-minded. If you laugh at me and say I can't, I'll have to hit you in the face with my actions. Don't be so strange to me every day. Because of your ridicule, I have made great progress, which is why I am today.

Twenty-nine, I am sincere to my friends and everyone, and I have never been bad. I hit it off with my temper and I don't care. On the contrary, forget it. I have met many people and met many things. More and more I find that I don't really want to be sincere to everyone. When you give, you find that you are blind. Now, I feel sad to think about it. I made many friends in the meeting. They have something for you in the hospital, but they laugh at you before you have something.

Thirty years old, Tang secretly laughed at the magic dance, proud of what! The harem is a narrow-minded place. After putting the cucumber on the smiling face, Tang Magic Dance said to the Queen Mother, you can take off the cucumber slices on your face!

Thirty-one, another dream. Every time I wake up, I laugh at myself for being narrow-minded, but unfortunately I am young and ignorant. Why do I still dream about him after more than ten years, the wonderful time I never had?

Thirty-two years old, I also want to practice vest line with a big belly. Anyway, I am alone every day. It's all about wearing nice clothes. Hehe, if you live so blue and thin, a fool himself will know mushrooms. Let those who laugh at you envy you to death. Anyway, they are so narrow-minded.

Thirty-three, if one day, there is no longer a boy to protect me, I will still live a wonderful life, but I won't be hot, I accidentally perm my hair, I won't be hot, I will be jealous of the people I envy, and I will almost be laughed at and sympathized with when I cut my finger. # I'm not a schemer, I have no fans, and I don't have a powerful harem. I am who I am, simple but casual.

Post-90s non-mainstream funny phrase: I am an angel, because my weight can't go back to heaven.

1 Suddenly I turned around and found that no one wanted to chat.

Give it to me, and you won't have to worry. No problem.

Write your name on the paper carefully. Then throw it on the ground and step on it hard. .

The past is unbearable, and you will not look back if you lose money.

The terrible thing is not the problem, but the problem can't be rational in front of you!

It is common to count sheep without falling asleep.

Women are called flowers because they die too fast.

If you bully me again, I will curse you, and you will become a seven-dimensional space in your next life.

Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day, and I felt that its eyes were pretty good.

10 It is best to be a pig, and sleep after eating every day.

1 1 Don't play hard now, I'll play with you later.

12 if an idiot can fly, then my class is simply an airport.

13 liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.

14 I said I wouldn't cry anymore, because I finished crying.

15 my schizophrenia has been cured, and now I and I are living well.

16 at first glance, I thought you were human, but gradually I thought you were scum. Later, I learned that you are from there and you are scum.

17 asking what love is in the world makes people want to vomit when they eat it.

18 Although I can't steam steamed bread, I will live up to expectations. I have a big mouth.

Since the whole world is pretending to be good, I will pretend to be bad.

I can't sleep for long in the morning, and I can't sleep at night.

2 1 I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

Never argue with an idiot, because he will raise your IQ to a level and beat you with rich experience.

There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

If you don't study for 25 hours, you will be burdened with dirt.

I told you it would rain today, but it won't rain next time!

On the Non-mainstream Funny Personality of the Post-90s Generation

1, one year older. Not a day goes by.

2. My companions who travel with me understand my jokes. My life will only be happy with that person.

Sometimes, like it or not is also our painful choice.

4. Being online has only one purpose for your invisibility, so as to avoid unnecessary embarrassment.

Do you remember the memory that we once hugged in the crowded crowd? ?

6, puppy love is infinitely good, just hanging early.

7. Long road, crowded car, I sat in the last row of seats, gently closed my eyes and imagined that you were still around.

8. In this world, people are not as loyal as dogs.

No matter how comfortable this bed is, this sheet feels too wide.

10, I really don't understand that girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but boys want to see girls who don't wear clothes!

1 1, the real forgetting is to face rather than escape.

12, as long as I'm here, you won't be lonely.

13. I haven't stuck with Weibo since I listened to Weibo of Xifeng.

14, no personality is my character, no characteristics is my characteristic.

15, turn the headphones to the maximum every time. I want to forget the whole world.

16, wandering in front of Pizza Hut with McDonald's Oreo-flavored wheat whirlwind.

17, men are not everything to women.

18, if you bother me again, go to your house to sing at night.

19, you will always be in my memory, give me a smile.

20. What are you good at? This is a first-class performance. Is to distort the facts.

2 1, women should learn to be smart, or they will suffer.

22. Can an ordinary person be unique?

23. It's midnight, and we are all drunk. I was sleeping when Li Wei was asleep.

Please give me a chance, I will fly more beautifully.

25. Music brings out sadness. We're writing a farewell.

If people all over the world abandon me, I will smile at them and ask them to go.

27. If you don't give up anything, you will get nothing.

28. If anyone doesn't leave me, I will live and die together.

29. Say you have a wooden head, but you still say yes with a smile. Laughing and crying ...

30. The first step of genius is to wet your pants.

3 1, why did you find our similarities after you left?

32. Not only did I look back, but time also left me and ran forward with great vigour.

33. There was you in the past, and now there is you in life.