Don't test a person's character. Tell me-people can't stand the test.

Don't test a person's character. Tell me-people can't stand the test.

In a pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette. .

After which noble family, your father was Marshal Tian Peng.

Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, you will be acclimatized. .

A small amount is not a gentleman, let alone a Trojan horse. .

I will walk until the water blocks my way, and I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy. .

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without any spark. .

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. .

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former. .

We crossed other people's roads and stopped them halfway. .

I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person besides me. .

When reading and reading cramps, Steven will collapse like urine.

Man is iron, but his style is steel. If you don't pretend to hold your breath for a day, you will panic.

Don't think you look like a golden hoop, I'm afraid of you. .

If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good. .

If you can't be amazing, it's ugly.

If you have something unhappy, just say it to make everyone happy.

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

The dead are not afraid of you talking to him, but afraid of him talking to you!

There is no cow dung in the end of the world, so why unrequited love for a lump of shit? .

There is a white heart that doesn't hurt hands, and there is no first love that doesn't break up. .

Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher.

Buddha said: hit with bricks, shine on your head, work hard, and care about immortality. .

Fools are fools, but more fools applaud them. .

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

A woman in high heels is a stunner, and a woman in canvas shoes is the best. .

When China is developed, it needs foreigners to translate classical Chinese.

Sell my love and let you eat kelp all your life. .

What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!

If I were Ma Liang, I would draw a well, put you in it and draw a lid.

Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.

Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what a vegetable is.

Boss, buy three catties of room and let me go back to fry!

The wind is blowing so hard that I can't get a signal on my cell phone.

In the eyes of fools, the wisdom of the wise is worthless. .

Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago. .

I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you. .

Old man, you can still use the inferior red line for nothing, and it will be broken every now and then. .

The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense. .

Boss, a bowl of fried seaweed with iodized salt, a big bowl.

If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!

Everything will be fine. All's well that ends well for lovers, but all's well for lovers. .

At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have power. .

Turning cheap things into priceless things is the real king. .

This world belongs to you, this era belongs to you, but it's a pity that you belong to me. .

Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

I have absolutely no feeling when I drink a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty. .

The train to hell has left. Please don't disturb. .

You're crazy. He's a fool. Jump off a cliff. .

You are not ugly, but you think you are too beautiful! Relax!

If you have nothing to do, just find a beautiful female hooligan to provoke me.

When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day. .

I am an emotional person, but I like rational people. .

From the famous saying "You can die without pretending to be dead", you can see that you will live a long life. .

A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk. .

Be open-minded when you meet a master in love, so that you won't feel guilty when you meet a killer in love. .

Don't test people, they can't stand the test.