Humor about staying up late (humorous sentences read when you can't sleep)

First, instead of passive insomnia, it is better to stay up late actively.

Second, when I was at school, the most touching notes I read were not love letters, but ABCBA, AAABC and BBADC. Wait for the big problem behind!

Third, I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up, you will not be called anything.

To tell the truth, I'm face-blind. As for the degree of face blindness? Let me tell you this: I went shopping with my new girlfriend yesterday and turned around. Well, I don't know which one is her. ...

6. I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you, and I told myself that I couldn't get it.

I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

A fat girl, afraid to take the elevator because she is not confident, insists on taking the stairs to work every day. So, after nearly a month's hard work, she was fired because she was often late.

Nine, personal safety is not as good as peace of mind, and the width of the house is not as good as the width of the mind.

10. Today, I went to the grocery store at the door to buy cigarettes. One * * * is 2 1, and I only brought 20. When the boss quit, I opened the cigarette case and gave the boss a cigarette. I will never forget the way the shopkeeper looked at me!

Eleven. After the two mice got married, the mother mouse became more and more arrogant. One night, the male mouse wanted to scare her, so he went to the door to learn to meow. His wife was not afraid, but said softly, "Mao Ge, stop screaming. My husband hasn't gone on a business trip yet."

Twelve, not my vulgarity. Money is really safe.

XIII. As a fresh graduate of 20 19, I am very proud because I have successfully brought down an enterprise. And I have a new goal, and then I will bring down four or five enterprises. Not much to say, hurry to find a job, or your wish will not come true!

My wife asked me sweetly, "Dear, why did you marry me in the first place?" I smiled: "Harm the people!"

Fifteen, as the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and even more difficult in the end.

Calm down because you are not afraid of death, I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

Seventeen, grow up like that, don't spoil it, it's easy for people to have a pregnancy reaction.

18. My son loves watching the animated version of The Journey to the West. One day, he didn't eat well. I punished him for standing in the corner, and a mosquito flew to his arm while standing. The goods actually cried: Wukong, why did you come to save Master? ...

Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

Twenty, fall in love and get married together.

Twenty-one, the female colleague told the truth: I love a man who has gone through many vicissitudes, because I can have a lovely boy; And men like cute girls to play with, not his aunt, because he has one!

22. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Twenty-three, on the way home, I also saw a lot of takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

How can I have time to play with you? Big names like me are full this year. I have many movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch!