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Tan Daquan: I am like a drama that others can't understand.

1, waiting hard, but waiting for a red invitation.

When I was young, I thought love was everything, but now I find that everything is not love.

Over time, you will be bored to death, and that's when you leave.

I can wear my school uniform for another 8 weeks, have 480 classes and accompany you for another 360 hours.

Can you let me hold your hand, from your wife to the old woman?

6. Sometimes, the right person is always there, but those wrong people block your sight and you don't see it.

7. Everything can be solved in three ways. Accept, change and leave.

8. We walked too hastily on this road and embraced unrealistic desires.

9. From then on, after crying, forget what you forget and leave no memories.

10, there must be a magical flower in this world that blooms for my dream.

1 1. If I don't take the initiative, will I lose more but be tired?

12, time has changed the way you and I look, but left a shadow when you love me.

13, I think friendship is the greatest, but even friendship is so humble.

14, only a fool will listen to the sweet words of a liar.

15, concerned about what I care about, distressed me.

16, I understand now that I was not obsessed with you before, but a bitch.

17, you are no longer everything to me, but there is still temperature in my chest!

18, I am like a drama that others can't understand.

19 You are the wind and I am the sand. When the wind roared, the sand got a fright, and soon there was a sandstorm.

20. Fish would be clearer without water and stagnant water.

Do you know love letters?

What you can't understand is that I thought I was writing you a love letter, and I seldom said that I like you from my mouth ~ ~ I always talk with a super lazy temper, and I always spend it like this with you ~ ~ But every day when I go home and lie down, I will have a smile, a sweet smile and a complete model love letter: you can't understand the love letter. Because I can see you again and be together again. Such a day is still so happy ~ ~ In fact, I'm just pretending now. The pretender is outrageous and savage. So you can fight with me, quarrel with me ... always sneak a look at you when you are angry every day, and see that what you need is secretly put where you need it. Keep shouting: lazy pig, lazy pig, get up or you will get up late again. Always say you are stupid, because I hope you can protect yourself, because I am not around. . . Honey, I can't protect you with my life. I just want you to be safe and advise you to eat and do that again and again. Because I don't want you to get hurt at all, but I forgot that you need more than that. I never thought what you needed was more tenderness. I'm sorry for this barbaric practice. I am torn by little by little in love. Slowly, I have said countless times that if you want to be my woman, you are mine. No one can take it away. I say we live together. You said you would give it all to me when you got married. Then let's get married, but you and my parents are in the way. Once, you gave you to me, and I didn't want it. Because you said you were afraid of pain and nervousness. I feel very contradictory, very contradictory. What exactly is * * * ~? I thought I wanted you to be my woman as soon as possible, but we put it off for so long. Maybe I'm hungry. Maybe I just want to protect you and own you completely. From then on, we became one and never separated. Maybe you and I are only separated because of a hymen. Even if I call you many times, it will still hurt you and me. But he is an unknown person and will never chat online again. I don't know everything about you. I spent a lot of things, and my little brother spent a lot of sadness with me ~ ~ so I fell in love with it. I refused for the first time and said to heaven, no, haha

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1, ◤ We will be angry if we leave that place.

2. embark on a journey to find a home.

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4. I want to be full of enthusiasm, and I am also full of enthusiasm.

I will date you from now on.

6. Simplicity and complexity, beginning and end, process and meeting.

7. Without heart, without love, even the last pride is gone.

8. In the street scene, there is a performance.

9. Love doesn't need grandiose words, just real care.

10, willing to wait thousands of miles, hope to change your eyes.

1 1, tell us about it. Why bother me?

12, well, don't let your q 1n9 thread continue to control. ...

13, colorful, let me learn to be strong and strong.

14,-no, no, no, no.

15、? 6? 6 him, so stinging ~? 6? 6. Work hard, Jason.

16, embrace love, the sun is shining and the sky is shining.

17, 20273; I'm tired of it. Watch and wait for you here.

18, who was injured after d.

19, love, what the hell? Are you laughing? Smile!

20. Huan Huan? ? Hey hey hey? ? This is a big deal.

2 1, easy as ① It's my fault to change for you!

22. Time is running out, and I don't know how much time I can waste.

23-year-old 〆, when ま丄伱冇 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

24. Our friends are connected. It rains here and there.

Please wash your feelings.

26. Lying: ① People are chanting "?", "ののののののののののののの" and $ m·?のの.

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28. The whole world is saying.

29. I am really stupid. I'm stupid enough to trust anyone.

30. Consciousness is floating, and I can't imagine the love you gave me.

3 1, give some advice. I love you and make you strong ~

32. I believe that 199 1 session is hypocritical, embarrassing to myself, and my head is about to explode.

33. I have remembered it, and I feel sorry for it.

34. I think that after many years, I will be told: I still have me.

You have limited access to me, so I will let you see that I am on the blacklist.

36. Are you looking for ①? ? Why don't you do it? ? Poop, poop, poop, fish.

37. protect the left side of the trip.

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I'm sorry I'm in trouble.

40. _ _ \ I feel that I will lose you.

4 1, 伱, 媞冇岻.

42. I will sign a contract with you.

Will you feel a little sad when I leave?

44.let's go. Let's leave now.

45, _ _ _ ы This movie. It doesn't matter if it's over, but it's quiet, crying and the movie is over.

46.- After all, it's not him. He won't love you as much as he does. It's already clear.

47. Deb cares gradually, and Deb doesn't care gradually.

48. I hope I will wait for you. ? Leilai.

49. I want to do it. You put it down! ! '

50. I don't like it, but I don't.

5 1, 〆, different dreams bloom the same light.

52. It is warm, even if it is warm.

53. I think I can get used to living alone, keep my promises in mind, warm my heart, dream and oversleep.

54. There are so many things about life and love, and I only have one in the class of 199 1.

55, 〆, time, erased the once vigorous.

I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.

57. I'm crazy.

58. The method of "Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry".

59. I have begun to practice and worry slowly. Anxiety does not exist.

60. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. >-Song

6 1, injury, can't be seen. Even if I saw it, I wouldn't be moved.

62. I live in the park.

63. I am willing to part with you.

64. Okay, okay, okay.

65. In my eyes, it's warm and warm.

66. Those eyes have already reached their limit, and some of them have been released.

67. ╪ ┚ Promise you ⒈せ: Spend every spring, summer, autumn and winter with you!

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69. In the pupil, naphthalene is still in mourning.

70. みみみみみ, this? ? ┏┛?ぺぺぺㄣㄣ

7 1, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing.

72. What's the difference? ? What's the decision from now on? ? Come on, let's go!

73. Close your eyes and suck. I feel crying every second of every day.

74. Tell me how you feel every time.

75. The mud after the rain makes me more dependent on strength! ~

76. Love stories and plans.

77. Park at arm's length and enter the harbor.

78. Do what you want and occupy what you want.

79. How can you live a high-profile life without love?

80. Russia always deserves to be an enviable bystander. Happiness has nothing to do with Russia.

8 1, badger, badger, badger, badger.

82. Late, happiness has "arrived".

83. The most persistent teacher is always wanting more, and only sings half the songs.

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85, an ambiguous, wishful a death.

86. Give me a lift, but I don't know what to do.

87. Lights, wine and green. Look at the face

88. After pain. Or the focus of envy.

89. Love and hate are increasing!

An incomprehensible sentence

1, the Zen master asked: Do you think a piece of gold or a pile of mud is better? The seeker replied, gold, of course! The Zen master smiled and said, what if you are a seed? In fact, if you change your mind, maybe you will be free!

A person has been trapped in the desert for five years. When he was rescued, he wore a diamond suit worth hundreds of millions and claimed to be a MC player.

3. A man drove his car into a wall at a speed of 100, claiming to have played Grand Theft Auto.

An American soldier was shot dozens of times in Afghanistan. After hiding in the bunker, he took a few breaths to continue fighting. He said he played Call of Duty.

5. A primary school student poured 5cm of water from the puddle downstairs of the kettle and jumped off the 10 floor unscathed. He said that he often played cf.

6. A military doctor threw a medical bag on the ground and saved countless people who were seriously injured and hopeless. This man claims to play Battlefield 2.

7. Three people go out empty-handed with an umbrella and a crutch. When I came back, the umbrella bearer was soaked, the crutch bearer fell, and the third one was fine. It turned out that when the rain came, people who walked boldly with umbrellas got wet; Walking on the dirt road, walking recklessly with crutches, often falling down; There's nothing. Avoid walking when it rains heavily. When the road is bad, walk carefully, but nothing happens. Many times, we are not defeated by defects, but by advantages.

8. Someone asked the farmer, "Have you planted wheat?" Farmer: "No, I'm afraid it won't rain." The man asked again, "Do you grow cotton?" Farmer: "No, I'm afraid insects will eat cotton." The man asked again, "What did you plant?" Farmer: "I didn't plant anything." I want to make sure it is safe. "

9. A Zen master saw a scorpion fall into the water and decided to save it. Who knows, a scorpion stung his finger. Fearless, the Zen master attacked again, but I was stung by a scorpion again. A person nearby said: Always stinging people, why save them? The Zen master replied: Sting is the nature of scorpions, and kindness is my nature. Can I give up my nature because of its nature

10, someone bought a jar of good wine and put it in the yard. The next day, there was less wine 1/5, and the words "Don't steal wine" were posted on the barrel. On the third day, the wine was 2/5 less and the thief was severely punished. On the fourth day, the wine was stolen, so I posted the word urine bucket to see who would drink it again. On the fifth day, he cried. The bucket is full ... the story is not over yet. On the sixth day, he posted the words "Don't steal wine" on the barrel. Many people cried that day.

1 1, Zhang San always likes to drink tea for 20 yuan. Every time Zhang San goes to the newly opened tea shop to buy tea, the boss gives him half a cup of good tea. Zhang San saved tea to entertain the guests. Make a pot of good tea and do nothing all day, but indulge in it. After drinking free good tea, Zhang San doesn't want to drink 20 yuan. No matter how expensive tea he buys, the boss always gives him half A Liang's good tea. Half a year later, Zhang San spent ten times as much money on tea!

12, a man robbed with a gun, but he killed all five gangsters with their guns. It is said that the man has been playing cs for five years.