Humor, humor, talking about phrases

1, eat when you are hungry. If you miss me, call me.

2, unfamiliar people, talk about life together. Familiar people, chat together. Who can lend me some courage to forget?

When you have long hair to your waist, it can only prove that your upper body is too short.

4. The highest level of self-help in eating is actually: get in and get out.

The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he insisted on it.

6. I hope that in the eyes of the person I love, even holding an umbrella looks like holding a bunch of roses.

7. School is about to start, and my sense of suffocation is almost out of control.

I have always wanted to be an elegant lady. It's life that makes me a bitch.

Nine, that's what. It's too cold. If anything happens, hide under the covers and tell me.

10. Promise Chairman Mao that I will never pinch the flowers of my motherland again. I can pinch flowers and bones.

1 1, you are the sun in the sky, I am the mountain on the ground, you are the crow flying in the sky, and I am the dog chasing behind.

12, the road you choose, not to mention climbing, is death, and you have to die on that road.

13. Now the tightness of the quilt is getting stronger and stronger. It's hard to open it before waking up every morning.

14, don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

15, mosquitoes are not hateful. Hatefully, Tang Bohu forgot to give us some mosquito-repellent incense.

16, actually looks really don't matter. Love cares about feelings, but I don't feel ugly.

17. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

18, some women wear it safely and some women wear it safely.

19, women don't think they can stop studying because they are good, and men don't think they can grow ugly because they study well.

20, news broadcast is awesome, even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a complete news.

2 1, whoever says that all they read is' Xinhua Dictionary', stand up. I kneel in three steps, worship in five steps and kowtow in seven steps.

22. I fell into the river with your mother. Who will you save first? Dude, your dad and I got caught taking drugs together. Who will you save first?

23. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

24. When you really believe that everything will be fine, everything will be really fine.

25, excuses are excuses, there is no need to package it so beautifully.

26, a scene in the real society, playing is RMB!

27. It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

28. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

29. You are cool and I am cool, but we are different. I'm cool and cute.

30, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this kind of happiness is a bit painful.

3 1, ten thousand flowers, leaves not touching the body.

32. From school to holiday, from school uniforms to pajamas, from textbooks to comics, from ponytails to long hair, these are students.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

34. Just after passing a crossroads, I heard a traffic policeman say to the urban management, did you drive away all the people who bought breakfast and make me hungry?

35. All good things must come to an end, so eat till you die.

36. I spit it out and posted it on the computer. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope the internet speed doesn't stop like I said.

37. The sky is wild, and the son who has no money is too long.

38. When there is no electricity, love will automatically shut down.

39. The more people you like, the ruder the conversation.

40. Happiness is that when you have no money, you find crumpled 100 yuan in your old jeans.

4 1, about the past, about you, come to an end About the future, about me, so stay tuned.

42. I am single, probably because there is an impossible person in my heart, a person who will never look back.

43. You will be lonely because you don't want someone to accompany you, and you don't want anyone to be near your heart.

44. I am ugly! I ate your meal and rubbed your WIFI.

45. Just because I'm handsome doesn't mean I'm out of reach. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

46. When you write comments, you will find that Baidu is not omnipotent.

47. When I tried to have a cup of tea, I found that there were too many teas at that time.

48. Every time the Chinese class answers questions, the whole class is always silent.

49. If you don't think love is fruitful, you can't bear to make excuses.

I know very few people in my circle. You're amazing. Please don't pretend to be forced in front of me. My stomach can't stand it.

5 1, when I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food, and I will kill you when I am full.

52. I don't want to go that far forever, I just want to be so close to you.

53. When you meet someone you like, take the initiative to be a bitch.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

55. It turns out that my mobile phone is of Russian royal descent and can only play Tetris.

56. Do I really want to slap you? In the wall, the button won't button.

57. It's none of my business that you hate me. It seems that if you like me, you can sublimate my life.

58. Since you can't afford to drive a bike, drive hard!

59. I have been crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, patient, and finally lived alone.

60. People have backgrounds, so do I..

6 1, right? People are alive, she is dead, some people are alive, and he should have died.

62. My best friend is ill. Baby. Why do you have a fever? This guy is sick. Fuck. You're not dead.

As little angels, it's time for you to see my wings.

64. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

65. Do you want a better attitude, a better state and a better attitude? Then be a pervert

If a person really wants to find you, the whole world can't stop him.

67. I can't hold you with both hands, nor can I support you with both hands.

68. We never really grew up, we just learned to pretend in front of others.

69. When your hair reaches your waist, I'll click a knife.

70. Compare the two fish, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

7 1, I know how to spend money, but I don't know how to earn it. Very sad.

72. It is not good for women to be unfaithful to their brothers and thunder five times a day. They fall down when walking, fear instability when holding a knife, and fear cruelty when drinking blood.

73. There is a duckling. It was ugly and sad, and finally it became a big white goose.

74. A bunch of kindergartens downstairs are funnier than playing with little magic fairy, and they have been playing. Finally, they couldn't help but open the window and shouted out the dark god of Gunala! They all ran away, which is really annoying.

Don't argue with me. Anything you say will be used as evidence to hurt me in court.

76. First friends, then sisters, and finally babies.

77. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and the waves before died in military training.

78. Don't tell my sister to grow old together. What my sister wants is black hair forever.

79. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. I want black and white, clean and tidy.

80. If one day, the whole world doesn't want you. Don't panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either.

8 1, you have to remember that no matter how distant we finally become, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

82. Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can blowing NB promote career development? Can blowing NB lead * * * to a well-off society?

Even if the whole world speaks ill of you, I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life.

84. I like you. Turning a corner is too direct.

You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.

86. A woman can't fight back when she hits a man. She had to hide, but she couldn't bear a strong kiss. This is a good man.

87, don't want to show love, afraid of dying fast!

If you are half-hearted, I will take part in accidental amusement.

89. A dull life is not what I want. This will make me feel like a dead man.

90. Don't always underestimate yourself. People are more "noble" and we are more "humble". Finally, we don't know who doesn't deserve it

9 1. In my world, I am the rule.

92. Boyfriends and girlfriends can't accommodate, and the more they wait, the more they want to break up.

93. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are going to die!

94. There must be a girl like me who sweats after taking a shower and getting dressed.

95. Once I went to the street, I dropped my mobile phone and dropped some coins. Someone next to him said, look at this mobile phone, the phone bill has dropped.

96. It is normal for a person to see a kiss. When watching with parents, I always feel that it is not suitable for children.