Wechat sends a funny message in a circle of friends.

The most terrible thing about being single is not loneliness, not the eyes and comments of others, but that one day you suddenly find yourself single all the time, because you may not have the ability to be liked.

Lazy personality, interest is playing, major is eating, and major is sleeping.

Even if you are a person, you should love yourself and try your best to live every day.

Love is the best luxury, you can live without it. Sometimes it's better to be alone.

If you want me, come to me. Don't lose face. You know my temper. I'll bow my head when you talk.

Don't ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that immortals can't have anything to do with mortals.

In my dream, I can dream of urging marriage, and torture myself after waking up. It seems that I feel guilty and feel quite failed. I have no choice but to wait.

A person's world, a person listening to songs, a person walking, a person drinking, a person sad, a person happy, a person talking to himself, a person humming, a person waiting for the moon to set and get up early, a person experiencing ups and downs, a person living alone, is really lonely.

Then it's just you and me, not us.

A really good girl doesn't know much, but she insists on it.

Lonely people always smell of headphones in their ears.

I've been saying long live single, but I don't think that's possible. Ta .

I choose loneliness because I am disappointed in human nature.

Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.

Take care of your health, do what you like, treat important people, and everything you want is on the way.

Everyone around me is married. When should I wait?

I want to fall in love. After a long time, everyone around me got married. I will also work hard and start to lose weight tomorrow.

Being single seems to mean that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.

Always alone, no company, no shelter.

The most terrible thing about being single is not being alone, not the eyes and comments of others, but that one day you suddenly find that you may be single all the time, because you may not have the ability to be liked.

Although the reason why you are single is ugliness and poverty, we always have hope for life.

The school signed in for five days in a row and gave you an assignment package.

It is said that men and women are equal. Why can't I go into the ladies' room?

I really want to hug you, smell you, put my chin on my shoulder and fall asleep.

The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear.

Suddenly, I found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

I scolded you for your own good. You should learn something from it, such as self-knowledge.

A luxury car passed by me just now and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that I would buy my own raincoat if I had money.

When arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

Do not move! You stand there! Wait till I get there!

It's a holiday, and my deskmate has no news at all. I think I lost my pig.

There are always a few friends who are very gentle when they first met, and after a few days, they don't know which hospital put the mental illness.

You'd better be single if you're in the Jianghu!

Don't stay up late waiting for someone. I'm telling you, cell phone slapping in the face is no joke.

You have your long legs, and I have my short legs, not very long, but very thick.

Come back, I can't cheat alone!

I just want to be a little devil. I'm not afraid of heaven. I just want to be surrendered by you.

I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene doesn't match me, because my child has changed his gene by eating genetically modified food, which is what my wife told me!

Don't always save money at the best age, or you will be poor and ugly.

Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics. Nobody obeys anyone.

Full of wisdom, hold up my face abruptly.

When I was a child, I often struggled to see my parents quarreling. Should I get married when I grow up? I didn't find out until I was old: I really think too much!

It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

Maturity is not getting old, but pretending less and less.

No one in this world is qualified to like you except me!

I can't bear to let you go, but I have to beat you up first.

Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth are white and my people are black.

A good horse doesn't look back, and I don't look back, walking around the circle. As a result, I met the grass again

Friends are like breasts, big and small, real and fake.

Polar bear: Why don't you come and play with me? Penguin: I'm too south.

Since I bought BBK mobile phone, I was shocked at every step.

On the road of feelings, you always stop and go. Are your legs and feet irregular?

Life is not only the present, but also the invitation from my predecessor.

My sister was only six and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

Love is mental work, and marriage is physical work.

But the person you like doesn't like you, which means you have a vision.

Playing mobile phone in bed at night, afraid of dozing off, I lie prone on my face.

Someone asked me why I didn't reply to the message. I said I had a cold and I was afraid of infecting him. This is really no excuse. I'm so considerate.

We are best friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh.

I took a bowl full of beggar's money that day and cured him of his disability for many years.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, and women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

Six sixes. Good brothers! Who is afraid of who, the tortoise is afraid of the hammer!

They say you are drunk to eight points, your lover loves to eight points, but you drink until you vomit and love to break up.

If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

Wine meets bosom friends and poetry can be sung.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

Never drink again in my life. If I see this sentence, I won't say it.

People must get drunk when drinking, otherwise the host will feel ashamed.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me. How many do you say?

Lady's suggestion: excited heart, shaking hands, I pour a glass of wine for the leader, and it's too ugly for the leader not to drink it.

Men can't make good friends without drinking.

Qian Shan is always in love, so just drink less.

Guests must get drunk when drinking, or the host will feel ashamed.

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

It's raining in the sky and dry underground. That doesn't count.