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A woman can't believe a word.

A woman can't believe a word.

You can't believe a word a woman says. What women say is mostly wrong, and men don't know it. I sorted out the relevant information about what women can't believe. Let's have a look.

Women can't believe 1 1 this sentence, my god! If you don't buy lipstick, I will become a pig! Sure enough, women can't be trusted But this slogan really moved me!

2. Sorry, handsome. Although I understand it in my mouth, I really don't understand it. You should also know that women can't believe this.

Two people who say they want to lose weight will have a midnight snack every night when they meet. You can't believe what women say. ...

We agreed to be migrant workers together, but she fell in love quietly. Sure enough, you can't believe what a woman says!

I vowed to lose weight and go to the gym yesterday. Results I went straight home after work and drank half a bowl of soup. Sure enough, women can't be trusted So, will you go today?

6. Women can't believe it! My best friend promised to travel together two days ago, but today she told me that the money for the trip had been lost in the bag. .......

7. Why can't women be trusted? You can't believe what a woman says. In addition to location, there is also the key factor of 1, that is, women themselves are not sure whether they can cash it.

8. I can't trust what women say. I bought another baby, and I was moved at a glance.

9. You can't believe what a woman says. As a woman, I can tell you this responsibly. Of course, you can't believe what men say. In fact, you can't believe what men and women say, because there is language, so there are lies.

10, women are not to be trusted, especially beautiful women. ...

1 1. I can't believe what the woman said, and she said she wouldn't buy it. As a result, she spent more than 700 yuan in the blink of an eye and kept saying that it was my responsibility, the conscience of heaven and earth.

12, I thought it was impossible to cook in my life, but later I fell in love with the kitchen. Sure enough, women can't be trusted

Three sentences that women can't trust the most

I don't care about your past, I only care about our present.

If a man says to you, "Baby! I don't care what you were like before, what you experienced, I can accept it, and I won't care about your past. " Then this sentence must not be believed. No matter which man wants his woman to be the first time, he doesn't want his girlfriend to have a rich emotional history in the past. Most men have a sense of possessiveness and virginity towards their women, and think that women should be pure and clean when they get along with men. A man who really loves you, he will be jealous of your past, he will want to know what happened in your past, and he will appease your past injuries.

Second, believe that my love for you will not change.

If a man can only say this sentence, he must not really love you. Also, men will have a better impression of women with good looks. It's normal for men to like people with good figure and good looks. The standard of a good man is not how many words I love you, but how many things I love you. A man's true love for a woman is only superficial, and his love for you exists in every bit of your life. He will buy you medicine and comfort you when you are sick, instead of letting you drink more hot water. If a woman suddenly finds that a man often says such things to her, then stop trusting men and find out what's wrong with men recently.

I am with you because I love you.

Patience between men and women is limited. Women are angry with men, and men will not be nice to you or coax you. Instead, he will be as angry as you and say to you, "I am with you because I love you, otherwise we would have broken up." This is because men's patience is running out. When a man says this to you, it means that he doesn't really love you deeply. If one day he is really impatient with women, he will walk away without looking back. If you want to be with a man, you must change your temper. If there is no way to be together again, don't lower yourself to keep him.

Don't believe what men say when they say these three words. Think about what to do in the future, communicate with men well, grasp their hearts, face it calmly, change yourself, and bravely take the road of the future.

You can't believe what women say. What can't you believe?

First, I'm not jealous!

Generally speaking, girls who say they are not jealous must be jealous. They obviously like you, but they don't want to show that they care about you.

Just like a woman will think, as if I can't live without you!

In this case, she is waiting for you to take the initiative to explain and coax her. Don't listen to her, thinking there is nothing wrong. This little thing, girls will generally "bear a grudge" and give you all the accounts!

Once you don't make her happy, the next little thing will break out. To put it bluntly, I mean to lose my temper with you.

Second, you are a good person.

For this sentence, I believe everyone should know that it is a woman who gives you a "good friend card".

No matter what you say, "you will find something better" or "we are not suitable", it actually means the same thing. She doesn't like you. I advise you to give up as soon as possible and stop pestering, otherwise the only good impression you left will be gone.

Don't think that she is admiring and praising you, then you are romantic.

Third, you can do whatever you want!

When a woman says nothing, there must be something wrong, not only something wrong, but also something particularly serious.

When she says what she wants you to do, she certainly doesn't want you to do anything. Her subtext is to ask you to consider her feelings. When women keep saying that they have nothing to do, they are mostly ignored by men.

Letting you ignore her is to remind you to coax her; Let you have a good time and not bother you, just remind you to dare.

In any case, when a woman speaks casually, she must not ask her opinion casually, seriously and sincerely.

Fourth, I'm sorry, I was wrong!

Men should be more careful when women apologize to you. Don't be silly and criticize her with a complacent attitude.

Even if a woman is wrong, there is no reason to talk about it. A sentence that you don't love me can suddenly make you speechless. No matter what you argue about, you can't win.

Generally speaking, this is also the temptation of women. What it really means is, who am I and how could I make a mistake? Just waiting for you to apologize to her, so you must not say that she is wrong, but always stick to your own.

Otherwise, she will move her fingers and use other things to find trouble with you.

Fifth, I want to be alone.

Often when a man misses someone, he really misses someone, but when a woman says she misses someone, that's a warning to you.

In this matter, women just want to know that you care about her through your attitude.

Once she is really alone, the grievances and anger accumulated in her heart are terrible. This is why they say that they are duplicitous, obviously need company, obviously need to rely on, but they have to show the opposite attitude.

The more I don't let you talk to her, the more I want you to coax her. Don't believe what she says at this time.

Sixth, don't give me gifts.

There is no woman who doesn't want surprises and doesn't care about the preciousness of gifts, but behind the gifts is the man's mind.

If you really don't send it, you may not have any complaints and dissatisfaction, but you must be a little lost in your heart. If you send it, of course she will blame you for spending money indiscriminately, but her heart is full of joy and emotion.

Seriously, do you really want it? No, I want it in my heart. More often, I just think of you, or consider the present situation.

Women can't refuse romance, even when they say no, they still have a little expectation in their hearts.

Seventh, find yourself so fat!

On the question of whether a man is fat or not, he only needs to remember one sentence. She said she was fat, but you just can't repeat it.

Moreover, when a woman says she is fat, she is waiting for you to praise her: "Oh, you are not fat or not. Where are you fat? Of all the people I know, you have the best figure. "

Also, don't believe that women say things like losing weight and have seen quarrels with their own eyes.

Eating out, the woman said she was losing weight and didn't eat anything, and then the man really ordered what he liked. As a result, they quarreled. The woman roared, "I said I wouldn't eat if I didn't eat." You don't love me at all. "

In life, men must think more when they hear the above seven sentences!

In the process of getting along, girls are actually not that complicated. All actions are just for one thing. Men can give themselves more love and companionship.

In this way, there will be all kinds of small willfulness and small personality. Women are reserved, especially emotional expression, which is even more subtle and euphemistic.

Believe what you should, and don't believe what you shouldn't. Don't be too straight and impose your thinking on women.

On the other hand, when two people are together, it is mutual, so we should know enough is enough. If they work too hard, they will make each other feel very tired. Mending has a good warming effect on feelings. Once you pass that degree, there will be only bad experiences left.

You can't believe what women say. In a relationship, you can't trust these four words of a woman. Seriously, you lose.

First, you and her are in the past, so I'm not jealous.

It's strange not to be jealous. A woman's heart is looking for a needle in a haystack. You can't completely deny her love for you. The deeper you love, the more you think, and the more you want to have everything.

It is not easy to forget someone. Maybe she has an ex, too If she had a serious relationship, she would know that the feelings she really loved, even after a long time, would only be remembered deeper. When a woman tells you that "she is not jealous", it may be that she doesn't care much about you, or she is already jealous.

Second, I only love you all my life.

Women's rhetoric is also terrible. This sentence may be an emotional expression in a certain period, but it can't be used as a lifelong commitment, because the time to love someone is limited, and this kind of love will sublimate into family affection. Long-term family affection can't be compared with long-term love.

Love in TV series is beyond our reach, and we often can't find the second Wei Zi and Er Kang in real life. After all kinds of difficulties and dangers, we still love each other.

No matter what you eat.

Women are not random creatures. When she says this to you, she is usually testing you. Test your IQ and EQ. Sometimes you can tell how much you love her in one sentence.

So, when a woman asks you this question, have a long snack. This is a double trap. You must know her well and know what she means by "whatever". Starbucks coffee or street food stalls? Maybe both, maybe none. If you stand the test, then you can become a Buddha.

Fourth, I'll go alone.

No matter where you go, you want to have a companion, even if you go to dinner together. Because my road is too long, my shadow is too lonely, and my hot pot is too abrupt. I've always wanted someone by my side.

The woman said "I'm fine alone", and the subtext was "You, accompany me." Do you think she will report to you what a person can accomplish otherwise? She just wants to hide her true thoughts. Deep down, she still wants you to stay with her.