Funny, humorous and tasteful love sentences (50 selected sentences)

1. Love is a superstition of being in the right place at the right time.

2. Perhaps heartbreak is the most beautiful appearance of love.

Angels can fly because they look light.

4. Work is very interesting! Especially reading other people's works.

5, some words, the speaker speaks, the listener is tempted.

6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it!

7. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

8. If you are not loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

9. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

10 Even though time flies, you are still a scar in my heart.

1 1. When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

12, I love you and am willing to give up everything for your happiness-including you.

Everyone should like animals, because they are delicious.

14, take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.

15, every gift you hate has its moments when you don't work hard enough.

16. It takes time to love someone, but it takes time to forget someone.

17, gave me a pair of black eyes at night, but I used them to whiten my eyes.

18, boy, you are my sister's person, hang a card with me today!

19, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

20. Accidents will happen to children in the back seat, and so will accidents in the back seat.

2 1, a good man makes women understand the world, and a bad man makes women misunderstand the world.

22. In the lonely night, I miss you tossing and turning until dawn.

23, I love you, two different people said, give me two different feelings.

24. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

25. Funny sentences with connotations can make us feel the sweetness of love from the ocean of words.

26, honey, help me sign the household registration book, which is in the spouse column hellip

27. The temperature of love is like bath water. The hotter the better, the more comfortable it is.

28, childhood is dead, and the bamboo horse is old. From then on, I fell in love with someone just like you.

29, loneliness is not born, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.

30. People who know food will not eat cooked steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

3 1. Love is like a trip. If it's different, it's a different journey.

32. Dear, I miss you very much! I want to prove that long-distance relationships can last.

33. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

34. I am a passerby. You turn around and forget. Why waste time with you until the end of the world?

35. The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet and knew everything when I went out.

36. After all, it's too good for us to comfort others, and we lose proper limit when it's our turn.

Love, say it out loud, because you never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident!

38. If someone pursues it, there will be no woman who doesn't float. This is why women are so charming.

If you and I are separated, then the world will cease to exist. For the sake of the world population, let me go!

I am a bird that loves you, but I can't fly. Reason: I can get rid of gravity, but I can't escape your attraction!

4 1, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you.

42, boy, in order not to hurt the world to engage in relationships between men and women, my sister accepted you with injustice. Remember to be on call from now on, don't struggle.

43. butterfly lovers, White Dress in the West Chamber, Stone Dress in the Red Chamber, Fox Dress in a Lonely Studio, Red Leaf Dress in Gu Style, Peach Blossom Dress in Cuihu, and Li. What about you and me?

44. Without me by your side. When it's cold, you should wear warm clothes, and when you're hungry, you should eat enough and have a good sleep. I was the only one in the dream, and I had no choice!

45. I want to put happiness in your heart bit by bit and make you happy every day; I want to put happiness into your heart and make you feel sweet forever. Dear, I love you all my life!

46. Give you a dose of love elixir: sincerity, gentleness, respect for three points, consideration for four flavors, and understanding for five or two. Take health as medicine, tender as water, unlimited dosage, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.

47. I miss you gently, but I can't forget you deeply; I think of you gently, but I have a heavy brand in my heart; Love is shallow, but deep. Baby! My little heart is full of love for you.

When I understand your idea, the rings of the years have increased a lot. I don't know why, the years are in a hurry, and I always think of them inadvertently. In the deepest corner, there is a little regret. Who said it was missed, not the most beautiful?

49. You have an appointment with Autumn, so you gain more. You have a lucky date, so you are happier; You have a warm date, so you are calmer; You have an appointment with health, so the time is longer; You have an appointment with love, so the news came.

50. When your heart beats faster, I can't see that you are in a bad mood and dream that your time slips too fast. Have you been waiting long? Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.