Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - As the saying goes, cats can't judge a book by its cover. On the weight of a cat's scheming: I advise you not to have a cat.

As the saying goes, cats can't judge a book by its cover. On the weight of a cat's scheming: I advise you not to have a cat.

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Pets, whatever you want.

If half of parents in China hold the same attitude, it is on the issue of keeping cats, because in parents' minds, we can't even take care of ourselves, so how can we keep pets!

However, when we secretly raised a cat without telling our parents, and finally brought the cat home frankly and leniently, it was inevitable to be scolded. But after a while, it seems that there is a feeling that "everything in the world cannot be separated from the law of truth (environment)".

"One Like Summer and One Like Autumn" is a song sung by Christine. Although it is a song about friendship, I think it is appropriate to describe the relationship between them.

"The first time I saw you, I didn't like you very much. Who knows later so close ... "

Look at these lyrics, isn't it a true portrayal?

Sometimes I even deeply doubt that my parents and cats are the real family. I just found them by accident, and I only appeared to complete the reunion of their family of three.

Cats, like their parents' own children, have been trafficked by unscrupulous traffickers for many years, and I am the culprit.

After many years, I suddenly found my conscience and finally decided to send the cat home again and have a happy reunion.

Emile August Chatier once said, "There are two things in the world that are perfect, one is a clock and the other is a cat."

I don't know since when cats have gradually become the standard for contemporary young people to measure their success. Now having a house and a car is not the only standard. The most important thing is to have a cat.

If you have the idea of keeping a cat, I suggest you give it up. Isn't a smoky cat sweet?

Don't be deceived by the cute appearance of the cat.

Indeed, every time I turn on the video of cloud sucking cats, I fantasize about the happy days with cats, so I can suck and suck at will. That feeling is unnecessary.

However, the pain after raising a cat can really be said to be a snot and a tear, especially taking the cat home like parents is the most bitter.

In the past, I always saw netizens breaking the news on the Internet that their cats were difficult to engage in and were not close to the people at all. "You can only watch from a distance and don't play with them."

If one day, it suddenly wants to be close to you, then congratulations, it is one step closer to the highest realm of cat patting.

The so-called highest realm of rolling cats exists like a myth. How many cat owners, with their hard work and tireless spirit, have not been given gifts by cats day and night, and even been served by them for three consecutive strokes.

Just ask if you dare to do it next time. Next time, of course, I dare. As an excellent cat owner, I will certainly keep the spirit of never giving in to cats.

Maybe one day, you will reach the highest level of cat patting, and then you can share your current mood excitedly.

I thought my cat was different from others'. It was a docile and clever little angel, but I didn't think it was a devil at heart. It really liked me to touch it before, and sometimes even begged me to touch it. If I don't touch it, it will still be angry with me.

However, now it has abandoned me and bullied me with the love of my parents, and there is nothing I can do.

They say people can't judge a book by its cover. I just want to say that cats can't judge a book by its cover. Do you think that just because you are cute, you must be kind?

Then you must be too naive to be deceived by its appearance.

If you have ever been angry and cried with your cat, then you will know why the ancients said "femme fatale", because you can see it from a cat.

Once, my parents were not at home, just me and the cat at home.

I have a small plan in my heart and decided to teach my parents a lesson when they are not at home, so that they can clearly know who is the oldest in this family. Who told him that he was always angry with me because of his parents' love for him? Even if I touch him now, he will be angry with me sometimes.

I put the cat tray with cat litter in front of it, and it looked at me in shock, and then at the cat litter in the cat tray.

I fought back a smile, and then dumped a sentence, I like to eat or not.

Then the two of us were deadlocked for a long time. I thought this lesson was really gratifying, and then I gave it cat litter instead of cat food.

Who knows, he sniffed the cat food, didn't eat a bite, and went to his nest to sleep. No matter how I coax it, it ignores me.

I think people who have no temper will get better soon.

So, I ignored it and went straight back to my room to take a nap.

I think I must be too kind to it at ordinary times, and it is so arrogant now.

The goods actually went to complain to their parents, but also a runny nose and a tearful cry, as if I had really done something to it, and I really couldn't wash it off if I jumped into the Yellow River.

I was wrong. I didn't teach it, but it taught me who is the real master of this family.

It even pretended that its foot was hurt and limped along.

This time, I was really angry with it until tears came out.

It seems necessary to install a monitor in case you tell me first next time. At least it can prove my innocence. I really didn't hit it, just Doby it.

In the end, he was not only criticized, but also fined for two weeks without slapping.

It's a cat owner's nightmare to just watch and not roll.

Every time I look at this little guy swaggering around in front of me, I can only look at him like a goose. Who knows this pain?

I have decided that in two weeks, I will have a good "brewing" and discourage it.

Do you think that's all it does?

Don't! Don't! Don't!

Once, I was going to sneak out to play.

When I was still secretly glad that I could be an actor because I was so well hidden, I found that my travel bag was soaked in a large area and smelled of urine.

I suspect it must be intentional. You don't usually play like this.

It seems to know that I will settle accounts with it, and it even hides, which makes me laugh and cry. How can there be such a clever cat?

I think this should be the bitter tears of cat owners. Finally, I advise all cat owners not to sneak out to play with their cats like me, otherwise they may be retaliated by cats like me.

Although I have a lot of ingenuity occasionally, I always have a little more fun at home when I have it, which is quite interesting and fulfilling.

You think it will sometimes damage and scratch the furniture at home, sometimes it will come to disturb you, it will step on your feet when you sleep, and it will even sit on your face and point your ass at you. ...

There are many such things. Do you think they are just unintentionally cute?

Today, I want to tell you that these are actually careful machines with ulterior motives. As the saying goes, meowing is like a play, it all depends on acting.

One second I can be obedient to you, and the next I can ignore your love and ask you how to bear it. If your endurance is a little weak, you may cry because of it in minutes, and even have the impulse to hit it, but at most you should talk or think (and you shouldn't). Can you really do it by looking at such a lovely cat?

Although it is sometimes troublesome, I don't regret raising it, because since I choose to take it home, it is a responsibility and I must not abandon it at will.

Every time I walk in a colorful street, I think there is a naughty little cute waiting for me to go home.

The outside world is very lively, but I still want to stay with it in my spare time.

I know his days with me are limited. Under normal circumstances, the life span of a cat is about 13- 15, so I want to spend more time with it in its limited time to make it a happy meow.

If you are really ready to have a cat, congratulations on finally having a cute, naughty and occasionally careful cat. However, if you are not fully prepared, don't take it home too easily, and don't let it be frightened. You don't know when it will be abandoned mercilessly.

Text/Tong Jian

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