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Describe the happy mood of just being pregnant.

Describe the happy mood of just being pregnant and say that you feel very happy. I can't sleep. From little by little pregnancy to birth, I saw that I was so young. I am glad that I can't love many feelings. When you become a mother, you know that you make us more complete. I hope you grow up safely, healthily and happily, and have no other wishes.

I heard the fetal heart for the first time at home today. I'm just trying, but I'm too excited to hear clearly. My heart rate has been hovering around 153, like a running pony. While listening, I unconsciously smiled at my old mother's relief. According to the instructions, I listened for ten minutes after monitoring for one or two minutes, and my hands were sore. I really can't get enough of it.

I don't think being born will delay me from being a good mother, at least I won't raise Xiong Haizi. You think the happiness of pregnancy, in my opinion, is a hell on earth.

The happiest time for a woman should be when she is pregnant. Compared with pregnancy, falling in love is nothing at all

After giving birth, I feel so happy when I am pregnant. When you are pregnant, your time 100% is your own. If you want to eat cake and bread, you can make it yourself. If you want to go out for dinner, you can go at any time. It's a mess After giving birth to the baby, I just feed the baby, put the baby to sleep and change diapers every day. Occasionally, you should take the opportunity to catch up on sleep when you are free. There is no private time.

Pregnancy is the beginning of witnessing your happy life, and work should reflect professionalism and attitude. The two are mixed together, and if something goes wrong, people around you will be implicated. What is this?

I always feel that pregnancy is a very happy thing. Everyone is around you, spoiling you and letting you go, but reality always runs counter to it. I can't remember how many tears I have shed in these nine months. All I know is that my suffering is particularly worthless. There is really no way out, only everything is for the sake of acridine.

It is happy to feel the baby's fetal movement during pregnancy. She was an independent villain when she cut the umbilical cord. The only connection between us is breastfeeding. I never get tired of breastfeeding. I firmly believe that the nutrition of breast milk is irreplaceable. Most importantly, breastfeeding is my exclusive pleasure as a mother. I intend to leave breast milk naturally.

I felt very happy when I learned that I was pregnant. Soon a baby came into our life, but the hardships of pregnancy are really only known to pregnant mothers. Turning over at night is slower than snails, and it is also because the sciatic nerve is limping. I want to sleep in the afternoon. My baby is moving back and forth in her stomach. I really want to say to her: boy, stop it.

A woman has two happiest moments from pregnancy to childbirth. Once when I learned that I was pregnant, and once when I gave birth. And the rest of the time is spent in fatigue. Morning sickness during pregnancy, leg cramps in the later stage, finally waiting for the baby to be born, unable to sleep at night, trying to get fat for pure breast milk and so on. But to sum up: tired and happy! To a strong woman.

I suddenly remembered that when I was just pregnant, I felt so happy every day. You care about me very much, and there is love between the lines. Every day, you arrange the fruit snacks full, and you won't pick you up impatiently, because you are worried about my serious morning sickness. Every time you hold me carefully, I feel that I may be the happiest in the world.

Pregnancy is painful and happy at the same time.

Feeling fetal movement, pregnancy is simply a very happy thing.

Happy pregnancy, everything is happy.

Those days of pregnancy, tired and happy.

Although I vomited badly during pregnancy, I was also very happy.

Experience the happiness of pregnancy, at least you can have a good sleep, and now you are reduced to sleeping dregs.

Don't be too happy when you are pregnant.

Although pregnancy is a very happy thing, it also means that you will shoulder a responsibility.

This pregnancy is happier than the last one. I can hardly control myself. My dear son loves me very much, my mother-in-law helps me take care of Tu Tu, and my mother is getting better and better every day.

For the first time since pregnancy, someone gave up her seat, feeling extremely happy and safe.

This pregnant woman doesn't need to control her weight, she can't eat that much at all! Happy during pregnancy! ! !

After pregnancy, I feel very happy with my husband's double love ~

I never knew that pregnancy was such a painful and happy feeling.

Thanks to God's love, I realized the happiness I wanted. Love you forever!

Pregnancy is the most painful and happiest time for a woman in her life. Being a woman is not easy in my life, and I am also very happy. Life is a process of practice!

I was pregnant for two months and gave birth to twins, but I was happier.

About pregnancy, talk about pregnancy and happiness.

Talking about pregnancy

1, my wife is pregnant, so happy, so excited, so happy!

2. A friend and his wife are chatting while eating in a restaurant. When they were happy, a young woman came up to him, looked him in the eye and said, I'm pregnant! The buddy's wife was stunned first, and then slapped him, pulled, pulled, and even cried. This guy wants to cry without tears! At this time, the young woman said faintly: Please put out your cigarette, thank you! Dude, you can't cry when you cover your face. Eating is risky, so be careful when smoking! Commemorate World No Tobacco Day!

I am a little pregnant woman who is pregnant for three months. (I'm married) It seems that nothing is going well and I have encountered setbacks recently. If you have someone to talk to, you can only use this platform to vent. Tell me what happened. When I first learned that I was pregnant for more than a month, I was excited, happy, worried and afraid, and I was looking forward to the arrival of this little life.

4. Once upon a time, Confucius and Laozi drank together, and then Man Zi got pregnant. Either Confucius did it or Lao Tzu did it.

Recently, I fell in love with coffee shop. After work, I always go to various cafes alone, and then listen to people at other tables telling various stories. Some people complain about the abnormal boss, some people say how they earned their first bucket of gold, and some people directly and generously discuss how his wife is pregnant, how he is happy, and how he is miserable. All kinds of stories make up a colorful life, bitter and sweet. It's good.

6. Time flies so fast that things have changed before I have time to recall ... He is married, the bride is not the one he loved so much, she is pregnant, and the father of the child is not the ignorant teenager who was jealous of me at the beginning. Everyone is moving forward. I still want to be alone. This undisturbed life seems more comfortable than two people. ...

7. If you don't scream in pain, you don't know that I will feel bad. How much care have you given me since I was a child? Other people's daughters are pregnant, and I have to be better than nothing. I don't ask you to give me more care. Can you make me less sad?

That rude music teacher is pregnant.

9. When a classmate takes a shower, change his girlfriend's phone number to mine. Send him a text message in bed at night "Husband, I'm pregnant". I saw that guy.

10, tell a story. A young mother is pregnant. She is pregnant with twins. Just when she should be happy, the pregnancy reaction came and she was very tired. She can't eat at all, and her husband can't go home. At that time, young mothers always slept alone at night. When she was not pregnant before, she was not afraid of herself. When she was pregnant, she was a little scared every night. After 29 weeks, pregnancy-induced hypertension was diagnosed and required to be hospitalized for observation. Fortunately, I was discharged from the hospital a week later, but I was hospitalized again when I was examined in the hospital a week later. At this time, my husband's parents came over, and I usually had intravenous drip with his parents in the hospital. Very uncomfortable. At that time, the young mother wanted her husband to be with her, at least she was happy with her.

1 1. I broke up with my boyfriend, only to find that I was pregnant.

12, = = I don't understand that Meijia is pregnant, and Ziqiao doesn't take care of her and is still looking for a chick here.

13, if I'm pregnant this time, I'm going to have an abortion and then choose to kill myself. Don't call me stupid, I'm hopeless.

14, I am so happy! Today is 1.2, the first anniversary of my marriage with my wife. My wife gave me a big surprise. My wife is pregnant! What a double happiness!

15, teacher, your object is pregnant, not your baby doll.

16, I just told you that I might be pregnant, but you didn't answer my phone. Did I mention that I must be pregnant? I mistook the fisheye for a pearl.

17, an asshole got my sister pregnant, and then he found a woman outside. Do you think I should slap him?

18, if she is pregnant, you will marry her. If I am pregnant, will you divorce and come back to me?

19, strong man, you are pregnant!

20. I am pregnant Give me courage. I want to tell him.

2 1. How to distinguish diaosi from auricularia auricula rich in Gao Shuai? I am pregnant. Fu, let's break up. Auricularia auricula, honey, I'm kidding you. Black fungus opens QQ blacklist, does it? Diaosi, why did you delete me yesterday? Auricularia auricula, just kidding. I am pregnant. Diaosi, is it his? Mushroom, um, will you accompany me to the hospital tomorrow? Diaosi eyes moist, take out your mobile phone. Mom, the school has to pay tuition.

22. The best sister is pregnant. I'm really happy for her. I wish her a healthy baby monkey.

Honey, I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, and you're not responsible.

24. I don't know how it dripped today. I feel nauseous. I vomited several times, but I didn't vomit anything rough. I took a bite at lunch and threw it away. Would it be better to eat some sour food? I ordered a yogurt, but I didn't feel better. Am I a symptom of pregnancy? You shouldn't, dad. Please, you are responsible for me, huh ~

25, baby, today is the most uncomfortable day for Ma Ma to learn that she is pregnant. When the stomach is bloated, there is always a force coming up. I am always sleepy. I fell asleep at 6 o'clock yesterday and didn't get enough sleep until 6 o'clock this morning. I can't tell you how I feel, and I can't tell you how uncomfortable I am!

Talk about the happy mood of pregnancy

1, don't be so persistent, you old bitch are almost pregnant.

She is pregnant and you abandoned her. Are you worthy of the woman you love?

I recalled the only abortion in my life. I haven't been together for years. Suddenly, he wants to be together at noon. I'm ready t, open it. He insisted on not using it and was pregnant. I can't do anything. God told him to bring a T, but he wouldn't listen. If you are pregnant, you must have an abortion. Isn't this fatal? People don't feel reluctant to part with the new life in their bellies at all. After the fight, people don't ask, don't care, and say nothing but eat.

4, my wife is pregnant, I am very happy, I hope that the baby in my wife's belly will grow up healthily, and I wish my wife good health; Son, you're going to have a younger brother (or sister), and you won't be lonely anymore. Are you happy?

I'm pregnant. It's his, but he doesn't like me. He said to abort the baby, but I didn't agree. He thinks I'm forcing him. He ignored me after I promised him to abort the baby.

6. I love him, but he slept with others and got the little girl pregnant because she gave him a woman's last bottom line, and finally the third girl became the protagonist and I became the protagonist. .

7. I have been running. Although I have been too busy to go home and have no time to take weekends recently, I feel that everything I have done since I came to Anshan is very meaningful. I am really happy to see the patient smile happily after pregnancy.

8.m: Baby, I will be responsible for you. Woman: That's very kind of you. A year later, female: I am pregnant. M: Let's break up. Woman: It's a good thing I'm not pregnant with you.

9. My wife told me that I was pregnant today. I am so happy! Dear, I will take good care of you and our baby all my life!

10, the female neighbor came over and said: Being fat has advantages. I said: Why did the female neighbor say: I was arrested by the traffic police for driving today, and I was fined for not wearing my seat belt. I said I was pregnant, and the traffic police looked at my stomach and let me go. I said, you are really good. You don't even have a boyfriend Anyway, I'm walking around her door now. Why didn't she let the dog go?

1 1, Lv Ziqiao and Meijia are pregnant, and you are still cultivating feelings sooner or later!

12, Singles Day is here. Birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for? I thought this year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.

13, my buddy's girlfriend ran off with a rich second generation. A few months later, my buddy's girlfriend got pregnant and the rich second generation ran away and came back to find my buddy. The buddy said, it doesn't matter, let's wait until the baby is born. The buddy ran away after the baby was born.

14, when it was too stormy to go out for a walk, I remembered Deng Deng Deng! Sims. Pinch a handsome T first, then a beautiful P, and then let them reproduce with gnome patches, betting on T pregnancy or P pregnancy! Happiness is that simple!

15, his ex-partner 100 had a hymen and then they slept together. I'm not a virgin. He loves me. His ex-partner was pregnant and he broke up with me. I smiled and said that I also spent 100 yuan on it.

16. Write if you want. Don't be barren It's no use. If you want us to give you courage, we will give you a flower. Then I'll give you an egg. You are pregnant.

17, girlfriends are not allowed to drink. My friend invited me to dinner last night and poured me a full glass. My friend kept toasting, but I bowed my head and said nothing. I don't know why I said, I'm pregnant when my brain twitched. I can't drink. I am pregnant.

18, according to this sound, I am pregnant, but I still prefer Miss Shiori Sakura.

19, acquaintance, love, engagement, marriage, work, pregnancy, caesarean section, growing up and getting married, we are old.

20. When I was a child, I always thought scarab was a man, until I heard that she was pregnant a while ago. My childhood was ruined @

2 1, I want to test him. He told him I was pregnant. He said it doesn't matter, although it's not his child, he will raise it with me, and suddenly he cried.

22. The food in the canteen is not good today. I drank two bowls of tomato and egg soup and two bowls of vegetable rice and ate some meat. Hehehe, everyone else thinks I'm pregnant.

23. When I was just married and not pregnant, I told adults that I couldn't dislike being ugly or getting fat after pregnancy. Later, I got pregnant. He really said that his wife was the most beautiful every day, insisted on giving me an oil massage and accompanied me to do maternity exercises every day. If the husband is like this, what can the wife ask for?

24. "Husband, I am pregnant." "I have been ligated a long time ago." "Oh, I'm kidding." "I'm joking, too."

I haven't menstruated for two months, so I thought I was pregnant.

Talk about the happy mood after pregnancy

1, countdown is 100 days! !

2. Love you more than yourself, baby, come on!

3, the feeling of being kicked around by the baby every day is really happy.

4. I am really happy when I am pregnant. I am a disabled person at home every day. I can eat whenever I want and sleep whenever I want.

5, happy, really happy to be pregnant, my husband is in charge of everything, and the fruit is ready every day.

6. In the long pregnancy process, it is also the most beautiful moment for a woman to be painful and happy.

7. I am pregnant. In the new year, God gave me the best New Year gift.

8. I am seven months pregnant. I feel very happy watching the baby grow up day by day. I look forward to ta coming to me safely and healthily.

About five months ago, I felt my little baby moving. That moment was really wonderful and I was deeply moved.

10, the baby was really happy when he punched and kicked on his stomach.

1 1. Although pregnancy is a little hard, I am very happy every time I move.

12, maternal love is natural, from the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby is formed in the mother's body, the mother has a very special feeling and soon becomes love.

13, I always think pregnancy should be a very happy thing!

14, tossing and turning since pregnancy. Seeing the clothes sent by my best friend, I suddenly miss the appearance of the child after birth. Being a mother is really happy.

15, looking at my circle of friends during pregnancy, I am silly every day, but I don't know that I was really happy at that time.

Sentences about pregnancy, stomach upset and feeling uneasy

I'm really crazy. I'm crazy

I don't want to leave, but I seem to have to leave! I don't want to cry, but I can only cry ... I want to be happy during pregnancy, and I want to do it very hard!

No one can disturb you unless you disturb yourself with other people's words and deeds; There is nothing you can't let go unless you don't want to let go yourself. Life is a kind of mood; Life is about quality. Good Night!

I was constipated two weeks ago. I started to have morning sickness last week. I started to have a stomachache yesterday. I feel terrible.

5. It will be 16 weeks soon. . Morning sickness has improved a lot, but I'm still not at ease. I can't remember how many nights I let myself fall asleep to relieve the discomfort of morning sickness. I hope everything goes well next Wednesday. ?

I use time to witness love, and you use time to prove that love lasts forever.

7. Being pregnant is a difficult but happy thing. Although every day is boring, as long as you have fun, maybe everything will make people happy!

8. 13+5 was pregnant and vomited five times from midnight to morning. I was depressed at that time, and it was too uncomfortable. I know that if I am in a bad mood, morning sickness will be more serious.

9. It's not easy to have children. I can't eat anything when I am pregnant, so I can only resign and raise a baby. Only people who have experienced pregnancy can understand that kind of pain.

10. Poor pregnant woman, she has been vomiting for more than a month, and her daily entertainment is vomiting.

1 1. We have a new member in our family!

12. Light and shadow glass, romantic and beautiful, lucky enough to be pregnant, deserves the biggest commemorative ceremony.

13. It's not easy to get pregnant. May you grow up safely and healthily. No matter how much I suffer, it is worth it. I will arrive safely next March.

14. It is said that women are going to die when they are pregnant in October. Pregnancy is very uncomfortable and difficult for women. This is a woman's pain, and a man can never understand this pain.

15. Later, morning sickness began at 10 week. I have vomited so much in recent days that I have no energy. I want to cry.

16. Every time you hit me, my mouth will go up. Thank you for coming!

17. From the morning sickness reaction in the first trimester to the cramp restriction in the third trimester, all kinds of sufferings made me collapse and lonely, but now in retrospect, everything during the whole pregnancy was beautiful.

18. Watching you grow up day by day, watching you crush the tenderness of a pool of clear water.

19. I want to sleep, but my hands are numb.

My angel, my little baby, is looking forward to meeting you.

2 1. Another tough night. It seems that others are not as uncomfortable as me when they are pregnant. Who else is crying with a cold and a stuffy nose? I'm looking forward to the dawn one day. Time flies and I have a good sleep.

22. I was pregnant and had a miscarriage. He only said that abortion is good, and I don't have to spend money on abortion.

23. I am pregnant, so happy, sad, in a bad mood, without appetite and in a wrong mood. My whole elder sister Elaine doesn't want to do anything all day. What should I do?

24. Being a mother is not easy. I am afraid of infertility when I am not pregnant, abortion in the early pregnancy, bad mood in the middle pregnancy, insufficient nutrition in the middle pregnancy, formaldehyde and hypoxia in the late pregnancy. At this moment, I am afraid of the pain of giving birth to a child in the third trimester, the hard work of raising a child, and all kinds of physical and psychological discomfort that affect pregnancy after giving birth. Let me talk about the changes in appearance after pregnancy. After all, girls love beauty. It is said that being a mother-to-be is the most beautiful, and there is an advertisement that promotes it like this. No matter how to find me, it won't work

25. Now I am the whole pregnancy. In a bad mood. Angry, sad, sad, all kinds of discomfort. My stomach is upset when I am excited. Only when you have experienced it will you have a deep understanding.

26. On the sixty-seventh day of pregnancy, I was very uncomfortable lying in bed, tossing and turning, and when I got up to go to the toilet, I threw up all my dinner. Baby, let's talk about it. Don't torture your mother, ok ~

27. Being a mother is really not easy. In the last ten days, I have tossed and turned. I have a stomachache from time to time. When I woke up, I vomited and my stomach twitched. I just want my child to be healthy and born safely.

28. Pregnant people are the most beautiful women! Because a woman gives birth to a child means being a mother, and she will release her natural elegance at this moment.

29. I have always felt that pregnancy should be a very happy thing. How can so many unhappy things happen to me! How could I be so unlucky?

30. I've been worrying too much recently. Went to the hospital, finally relieved. I didn't expect pregnancy to be so hard that I felt uncomfortable every day. I hope everything goes well.

3 1. Our two-person world finally has a "mistress"!

32. Emotional illness is really worse than physical illness. Because of a cold and fever, you can take medicine and have an injection. Emotional problems can only be self-regulated, especially during pregnancy, all kinds of anxiety and depression, can not drink, do not know how to vent, suddenly in a bad mood, want to cry. Forehead, will you be crazy, can you spend the remaining three months of pregnancy calmly and quickly, and can that hateful emotional monster not appear again? I still want to be an optimistic person.

33. morning sickness is really uncomfortable. I don't want to have a baby.

34. Maybe my position in your heart is like that, but I can care or ignore it. Even if I'm pregnant, so are you. It's all my choice and I deserve it.

35. The baby is really happy to kick his stomach.

36. I am very satisfied with you.

37. Sister Min gave birth at home. I really want to go back. In this way, just like when I was a child, Sister Min, me, grandma, uncles and aunts, we can live and play together. I really want to go back.

About five months ago, I felt my little baby moving. That moment was really wonderful and I was deeply moved.

I woke up last night, it was so hot that I sweated when I slept with the door open. I really can't stand getting up at four in the morning and opening the window better. An hour later, I think I fell asleep. I told my husband today that he said it was not hot. As for it? Trying to get pregnant. It's the temperature of two people ...

Pregnancy is a good opportunity for nature to make women proud of being "fat" and feel at ease.

4 1. It may be the influence of pregnancy hormones, anxiety, and always want to cry.

42. I am always in a bad mood these days. I am trying to control my emotions and I am afraid that my bad emotions will affect my baby, but I am really uncomfortable. Maybe this is pregnancy depression, which is really terrible. I think of myself and my parents, husband and children. I want to adjust my mood, but I just want to cry.

43. At first, I became awake after quarreling, followed by occasional contractions, anxiety, fear and anxiety, worrying that my baby's own problems would affect ta, and then I couldn't sleep until dawn.

44. You have me in your heart and ta in my stomach!

45. Pregnant women who can't sleep until now. Probably because I drank a cup of milk tea in the evening.

46. It's not good to start from a point and watch it for a while basically every half hour.

47. When the morning sickness was the worst, I told myself that it would be my life to trade my ten months for ta's life. Thank you for coming to my world. I hope I can always give you warm love.

48. Just want to cry! Late pregnancy, changeable mood!

49. Sometimes I feel that, alas, pregnancy is too hard, vomiting, backache, occasional sleep congestion and constipation.

50. After all, the maternity photos are so beautiful that I can't enjoy them alone.

5 1. I finally realized that it is not easy to be a mother. Am I not good enough for my mother? God punished me and made me feel so bad when I was pregnant!

52. From the moment of pregnancy, there is a new individual in your life. From that moment on, life is complete, with a new beginning and meaning.

53. After a long relationship, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?

54. There is no one to talk to, so it is difficult to get pregnant.

55. I'm a little anemic, and I'm really tired from pregnancy. I feel that I have never been used to it at the beginning of pregnancy. You can sleep as much as you want before you get pregnant, but now it's really hard to face the left.

56. The terrible morning sickness is coming again. I hope you don't torture me so much. Let me eat early.