Like to laugh at the school line in the conference room.

B: Son!

Let's go!

C: Hum!

A: Alas! By the way, I didn't finish the homework my husband left me during the winter vacation. Is there any way you can not let Mr. Wang punish me?

B: That's the son. I can't help it if you don't work hard

That's all. I brought you the cake. ......

B: I suddenly had an idea!

A: Say it!

B: Son, whatever your husband asks, you just need to recite the first four sentences skillfully. ......

Like what?

B: For example, in winter vacation homework, we have three-character classics. ......

Yeah, yeah.

B: Then you only need to recite one sentence: "You are kind at the beginning of life, and you are close to faith and far away from learning." As long as he can recite skillfully, Mr. Wang will definitely shout "Stop!"

Really?

Really?

This is a cake!

B: Ha! Xie Gongzi! Ha ha ha ... alas, this is really a good cake!

A: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Eat quickly and stop writing.

D debut

C: Hum!

Hello, class.

Hello, sir!

D: Have you finished reciting the rest of your homework during the winter vacation?

Answer: recite it ~! !

D: Mm-hmm. Saint Amethyst, you go first. (2)

Watch, kid! "At the beginning of life, people are good in nature, have similar beliefs and stay away from learning." ......

D: hmm ~ ok! Review your lessons as soon as you see the holiday. You come. (1)

A: "I was born with good nature, and I believe in similarity, and I am far away from learning." ......

D: keep reciting!

A: Huh? Pick it up. Continue to recite?

B: Dogs don't bark!

A: What's this?

B: Dogs don't bark! !

Dog ... dog, dog ... eighteen rolls of Goubuli steamed buns are so wide!

D: such a big "stealing holiday"!

A: I ... I, I. ...

Give me your hand! Remember! Remember! Remember!

A: Ah! Ah! Ah!

D: That classmate, recite it. (3)

C: Hum! Dredger factory, not sad!

D: Be proud. Sit down.

A: Huh? Sir, I won't carry you if I don't punish him, and you will punish me if I can't get out?

D: This child has pride, I admire him!

A: You .. Here. ...

D: sit down! The second assignment, hundred surnames. You should go first. (2)

B: Yes! "Former Sun Zhaoli, Wu Zhou Zheng Wang, Chen Feng Chu Wei, Jiang Shen Han Yang."

Ok, please sit down. That classmate, you recite it again. (3)

C: Hum @! I won't! ! ......

D: ok! ! ! ! ! Sit down!

A: Hum! Me neither!

D: what is it if you don't study? ! ?

A: I ... I have self-esteem!

What are you proud of? You are swollen, remember! Remember! Remember! Sit down! Turn the book to the first page. Xiao Chun. We're ready. Let's go.

ABC: This spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing everywhere, but now I remember that night, that storm, and I want to know how many flowers were broken.

D: Well, all right! This classmate (b) asks you, what does it mean for me to wake up easily and happily this morning in spring?

B: Sir, it's just spring. Before you know it, it's already dawn.

Well, okay. The teacher asks you ... (3)

C: Oh, no! ! ! !

D: OK ~ ~ @ @ # #! ! ! ! ! ! !

But now I remember that night, that storm. ......

But now I remember that night, that storm, I know! It is windy at night. ......

Do you know what the teacher will ask you? ......

But now I remember that night, that storm.

Let me ask you what grandma was doing that night, but now I remember that night, that storm.

How do I know what Nana is doing? Why ask Nana? You ask Jason! .....

You never watch Hunan Satellite TV, do you?

I see, I'll watch it again! ......

D: Hold out your hand. Remember! Remember! Remember! Oh, I am so angry. That classmate, what do you mean by saying that I want to know how many flowers are broken? (2)

B: I just don't know how many petals are missing.

D: Well, all right! I don't know how many petals have fallen. What petals are they? (1)

A: I ... I, I, have a lot of flowers and plants, all of which are flowers, morning glory, mimosa, roses and that, that, that chrysanthemum, chrysanthemum residue all over the floor. Why was the chrysanthemum dismembered? Because of that, that chrysanthemum, that knife with a knife on it, that knife! ! ! Bang bang bang! ! ! Bang bang bang! ! !

Are there any longicorn beetles on that knife? Ah! ! ? Give me your hand! Give me your hand! Remember! Remember! Remember! You said, dead wood can't be carved, can't be carved!

A: Sir! Sir! ..... why! Huh? You study so well that the teacher is still used to you. The most irritating thing is you! It's nothing. The teacher also said that you are arrogant! ! All right! From today on, I will study hard and work hard! This way! The three of us, write down our names on this piece of paper today and see who can keep their names forever!

B: OK!

C: just write!

B: I'll go first! My name is! Wang Anshi!

A: Cut!

C: Sima Guang!

A: Hum! Cao Gou! I tell you, I have calculated this name, and I will succeed!

C: Hum!

Son, you should believe in science!

A: Hum! I don't believe in evil!