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Talk about the mood of stomachache
I know I have to go to work tomorrow and get up early tomorrow, but I still have diarrhea when I can't sleep.
4, hahaha, in order to watch Baiyun cp send candy, get up in the middle of the night and have diarrhea. I'm drunk, too, so sweet, the old lady's heart ~
I don't know why I have been feeling particularly flatulence recently. I'm bloated and grunting, and I can't sleep.
6. jiaozi didn't make it well. He ate it for an hour and a half before returning to the pot. Why do you have diarrhea just after eating raw?
I finally fell asleep before twelve o'clock. As a result, I have a stomachache and diarrhea. After lying for a few minutes, I began to have a stomachache and pulled again.
8. The sound of flatulence always sounds like fart, which is really uncomfortable.
9. If I drink iced milk tea and eat ice cream and smoothies in the future, I deserve a stomachache.
10, how to avoid flatulence is to do less stupid things, sulk less and stay calm.
1 1, really can't be greedy. Pineapple is more delicious than pineapple. As a result, you ate too much, and flatulence was awakened by pain. Everything should stop.
12, it's the hardest day of this month again. My stomach hurts and I don't want to talk.
13, a freshman in military training, but his physique is particularly poor. He has a headache and leg pain, and menstruation has a stomachache and can't breathe. Sleep for five hours every day, and I'm dying.
14, my menstrual period has been tossing for more than a week, and my stomach hurts. I'm dying. Are you coming?
15, one night after supper, my stomach swelled for three months.
16, my period is coming. I have a stomachache, low back pain, flatulence and constipation. How can I be so miserable!
17, I can no longer eat ice in the middle of the night. It's really hard to wake up with a stomachache.
18, for so many years, I always thought that girls had evolved to not come to my period in the middle of the night until I woke up with a stomachache just now.
19, after getting stomach trouble, I didn't eat stomachache, but I couldn't eat it. I swallowed it by force and choked my throat to prove what death means. The importance of three meals a day.
20. Is my signal bad? Why don't you reply to my wechat? I feel very nervous now and want to have diarrhea.
2 1, tossed and turned for an hour and a half. My breathing is dry, my stomach is bloated, I feel inexplicable pain, and my skull is extremely awake. Now my brain even thinks it's during the day. Can I sleep?
22, shoulder pain, back pain, leg pain, stomach pain, body pain are all painful to wake up in the morning.
23, people with gastritis can't afford to hurt, very sad, prone to stomach cramps, diarrhea, esophageal reflux, and suddenly feel that sometimes motion sickness is sometimes the cause of the stomach.
24. flatulence is too painful. It's too painful. The first day of school was miserable. It's too difficult for me to have flatulence, stomachache and burping all the time.
25, daily pain, diarrhea to collapse, is there something wrong with my own coffee? For days on end. .
26. On the second day of school, I couldn't get out of bed and didn't want to go to class. I have a stomachache. Hungry.
27. After Meng Wei had a fever, his father had a fever and diarrhea. Then my mother had a fever for four days, and she was still not well. I started to have a fever on Saturday and my fever went down last night. My throat hurts so much that I can't speak today. We are a family with a fever.
28. My aunt's stomach hurts so much that she can't dance, which leads to a bad mood. Losing weight and not eating junk food lead to a worse mood.
29. I ate my stomach I have loose bowels from morning till night, and then Uncle menstruation goes to bed, with a dull pain in his stomach and needs to go to the toilet. After that, my uncle came to the toilet to watch me go inside. When I went to the toilet, the smell of the toilet was full, and I was embarrassed.
30. Except when I can't wake up after eating too much, he will promise me when I have stomachache, eye pain, foot pain, shoulder pain, knee pain, liver pain and stomach pain. I feel that I have improved a lot.
3 1, I really want to eat rice and Sichuan pork. I only ate liquid food for a fucking day, and then I had diarrhea and didn't even have time to digest it. At this time, I was still having diarrhea and burping until I got angry. I'm really bored. I want to cry.
32. I ate delicious noodles yesterday and started to have diarrhea this morning.
33, menstruation is coming, the lower abdomen continues to fall, and the abdomen is flatulent. If you inflate it again, your stomach will be kicked into a ball.
34. I had a stomachache when I just went out, and I was blocked all the way for more than an hour. Do you know that despair?
35. Every time I go out to catch the train, I will have diarrhea, and then I just can't catch up, and then I will think of various ways.
36. Our Mao Mao is ill. He vomits and has loose bowels every day. The dog that used to be so lively is now depressed. Help me wish him good health.
37. I don't know how many times I was hit by something because the hook on the wall was not firm at night. I woke up in the morning with a stomachache and diarrhea.
38. Maybe everything I ate last night was messy, and then I fell asleep after a night's sleep with a stomachache.
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