Laugh at yourself after using Tik Tok beauty.

I laughed at myself after using Tik Tok Beauty (Part I) 1. She looks very sci-fi and a little abstract.

2. I just blame myself too much. This mistake is stuck in my heart like a stone, and I can't digest it. As a victim, I have been so sincerely hoping for forgiveness and reconciliation. Why should I be so cold? Can one thing really overturn all your efforts? When and how can you put down this stone in your heart?

Those that make me hysterical are always other people's stories. I held back a lot of words, and then I didn't bother to say it. Many things are much more disappointing, and then they don't care.

We are all lonely people with masks on our faces and sadness in our hearts.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

6. We are always travel-stained, hoping to complete all the roads in the shortest time, but this secular life is the longest journey in life.

7. Should I feel sorry for myself? I deserve it!

8. My friends always say that I am awkward at first sight. Actually, I'm not embarrassed at all. I don't believe you will be careful ... I might as well have a look!

9. The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

10. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

1 1. Am I thorough in love? The bottom failed.

12. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

13. There is a kind of face called widescreen.

14. I thought I could get better with my heart, but in your heart, I am nothing.

15. Like is the last unwillingness, and deep love is the last sadness.

16. I loved, hated, resented and angry. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.

17. There are islands in the north and whales in the south.

18. Happy for happiness, sad for sadness.

19. What if it's wrong? Yeah, so what? That's it for me!

20. I saw a netizen's brief and powerful self-introduction-men of different sexes, who like women.

I laughed at myself after using Tik Tok Beauty (Part II) 2 1. Sometimes I really want to get drunk, wake up, go to a distant place where no one knows me, and then start all over again.

22. Even if the whole city falls tomorrow, let me love it until the last second.

23. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

24. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I used to think I was the closest, and in the end I was just a passer-by.

25. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

26. It's no use being handsome before the law.

27. Don't be too nice to me. I'm afraid you'll warm up first and then cool down.

28. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry that you have been wronged by following me.

29. I feel regret when I think of pranks in grade one or two. I always want to have a chance to send her a gift, apologize and relieve my inner guilt.

30. The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and blue light are free.

3 1. There are few dreams this year, so everyone must do well. Shi Hang

I'm sorry, I can't stand your hot and cold. Please don't come to me when you are bored. That would make me redundant.

33. I also want to wander all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

34. Sometimes, I dream that I'm full.

35. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

36. When you meet the right person in the most absurd years, there will be no ending after all.

37. Life is not just the present, but also poetry and distance, but your poetry is terrible and you can't go far away. You have no choice but to wander.

38. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.

Why should I blame myself again and again before you start school?

40. I am proud of being single, and I am trying to save my motherland.

I laughed at myself after using Tik Tok Beauty (Part III) 4 1. Naturally, we have to leave. We are all passers-by. The footprints left by passers-by in life constitute beautiful memories and ourselves. Parting and reunion are constant scenes in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

42. The moon sets in the western hills, sighing at midnight, and it is difficult to wait for the ticket. Don't laugh when you drink too much on the construction site, save money and earn money. Gao Fushuai doesn't know how to cry, so it's easy to throw away the money. Why do you need to return home at the beginning of the year when you are homesick? Who doesn't like the warmth of country wine and just wants to return home next year?

43. Faith can only be meaningful if it is trampled.

44. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

45. No mind, no phase, no living. However, I will still think of you, think of you and live with you.

46. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.

47. The pain that can be said is not pain, and the grievances that can be said are not grievances.

48. I have not only a car, but also my own car.

49. Being at an awkward age, I want to be mature without experiencing the hardships of life, and I want to be transparent without experiencing real feelings. No matter how much you love, only you know.

Needless to say, how sad I am at this moment, how I wish I had a crack to hide.

5 1. Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

52. You always want me to care and love you deeply, and never care about my words.

53. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road.

54. You have an arrow through your heart, and you are in pain. This is only your own business. Others may sympathize and lament, but they will never know where your wound is festering.

55. Don't blame yourself for being too emotional. You are just too worthless to let go of someone who doesn't love you.

56. I am incompetent and can't make you like me.

57. Actually, girl, I still care about you. Don't keep everything in your heart.

59. I checked the balance in Alipay, the balance in the bank card, and the balance in WeChat. One thing is basically certain. I am a poor man.

From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.

Tik Tok's classic stories are humorous and deeply self-deprecating.

Tik Tok's classic stories and humor and deep self-mockery-1. The biggest shame and distress is when you can't defend everything you love and live for.

I'm afraid of that kind of remorse, that kind of remorse and determination to give up drinking with a hangover every morning.

Those books that I wanted to read but didn't read filled my heart with a library. -Mosquito bite.

My face is washed clean, and flies will die lying there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

Don't be too nice to me, I'm afraid you'll warm up first and then cool down.

6. History is always strikingly similar. I was single this time last year. Ha, this year, too.

7. If you are in love, you will cry every day and be unhappy. You have to stop and ask yourself whether you found someone or an onion.

8. Not all efforts can win each other's understanding. How can a person who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth is suffering with him?

9. We are often deceived by what we cling to; We are often hurt by whom we attach ourselves. So we should learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter. Whatever you lose, don't lose a good mood. Grasp your heart and make it clean, white and quiet. Letting go is not equal to giving up, and persistence is not equal to persistence.

10. Even if the whole city falls tomorrow, let me love it until the last second.

1 1. People suddenly become timid when facing happiness. It takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.

12. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

13. That ridiculous expectation, the curvature of the corners of the mouth, is really sad and self-deprecating.

14. My heart is full of sunshine, and the place where the sun shines is desolate.

15. There are not many real feelings in this world. A woman's blushing is better than a long monologue, but later with rouge, she can't tell the truth from hypocrisy.

16. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

17. Since I turned into shit, no one dared to step on my head again.

18. It's almost here. If it's really over, I hope to be with you at the last second.

19. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

20. I fell down the stairs today and didn't get hurt at all. Unfortunately, there is so much meat on it.

Tik Tok's Classic Story and Humor and Profound Self-mockery Part II 2 1. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

22. There was once a sister who always asked me to help her install software, system, computer, debris and junk files. At first, I thought this girl was too stupid, but now I know that I am too stupid.

23. 12 Your existence is to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

Needless to say, how sad I am at this moment, how I wish I had a crack to hide.

25. After the pain and regret, what do I have left, a scarred self?

26. Single reason: I liked a person originally; I like being alone now.

27. What about loneliness? I'll take it!

28. I have made up my mind to start an internet company when I grow up. The name is "covering my ears" and it will thunder.

29. In the end, we all lost to the word "love". Even Dong Fangbubai.

30. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

3 1. The reason why I am single: I like someone; I like being alone now.

32. You always want me to care and love you deeply, and never care about my words.

People will inevitably change when they grow up, but there are always some things, some things they don't like, and they still like/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

34. I once loved you deeply, and that was my reason for existence. Now I have lost my direction, and I just want to burst into tears.

35. Who says that being single is not good? Love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

Dear yourself, never embarrass yourself, such as not sleeping, not eating, being sad and blaming yourself. These are all things that fools do.

37. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

Don't let yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.

39. Life has not cooked you. Do you think you are an asshole?

40. Life is not just the present, but also poetry and distance, but your poetry is terrible and you can't go far away. You have no choice but to get along.

Give it to Tik Tok of 20 19.

1.20xx's last month, I'm glad I found myself gradually in this year's little tail. Come on, welcome to 20 19. My lucky number is 19.

2. I hope I can make serious efforts to finish my 20th birthday present starting from 20 19.

3. Careless, let go. But my sense of responsibility for my family and my tolerance as big as booger always make me collapse, and I am always tired of wandering between the two. There is only one month left in the year of 20xx. I hope I can be brave and have a bigger heart on 20 19.

4.65438+February, the last month of 18. Metamorphosis, 20 19, welcome the best of yourself.

There is still one month left this year, and the target set last year is 20 19.

6. Eat simply. I haven't cooked by myself in the second half of the year, and I can't wait for the arrival of 20 19!

7. A new day, good morning. After reading my small goal of 20xx, I learned how to dress. Looking back now, I really did it. It's good to set a small goal, and I'm glad I can do it. Then the goal of 20 19 is to make money in big cities.

8.65438+February, the last month of the year, be yourself, love yourself, don't be wronged by others, be your own hero, and welcome the first month of 20 19.

9. Don't do good again and again, just ask for a clear conscience, be worthy of yourself, and welcome 20 19 with a brand-new look.

10. I've slept a little more for many days. I hope I can get rid of the habit of staying up late in the last month of 20xx, and I hope I can lose weight 1 1 kg to 99, from being fat to being so thin, and the new book has arrived. I hope I can play less mobile phones and read more books. I hope I am a better self at 20 19.

1 1. After so many things this year, the whole person is very tired and upset. It will be 20 19, 12 in another month. Hello, the future is up to you.

12. This is the first day of the last month of 20 19! In this month, I hope to get my driver's license, find a job, gain knowledge, design and creation, and acquire skills. I hope I won't be sad or disappointed this month, because it is often said that a girl who loves to laugh will never have too bad luck.

13. 12, 1, and it will enter 20 19 in a month. This month's goal is to lose 3kg, come on, and greet 20 19 with a brand-new self. I drank a little too much coffee recently and stopped for a month.

14. Lost again ~ There are many things I want to do, step by step, and 20 19 is coming. I don't know what my next goal is yet, and suddenly I feel very lost and helpless.

15. I suddenly realized that it is February, the last month of 20xx. I want to say hello to 65438+ February. This rough year is about to pass, and it is not easy to stick to it. Many moments of despair have come. Deeply feel 20xx, be your own koi fish, be your own beauty, and expect 2065438+.

16. Be yourself, don't be trapped by feelings, find the beauty of daily life, have confidence in life, read more and write more to enrich yourself, and look forward to me on 20 19.

17. 12 has already started. In the last month of 20xx, I will give up all bad habits and welcome the arrival of 20 19.

18. Create a perfect self, 20 19. It would be better this way.

19. In retrospect, it seems that I have experienced a lot of things this year and have come so far. I don't know how many more opportunities I can get. 20 19 I will have a better life, cheer for myself.

20. I feel that I am a very independent person, but I am always bound by some things around me, so I can't do what I want to do. 1February and the upcoming 20 19, I hope I can think more about my feelings, don't be bound, and don't do something meaningless and thankless.

2 1.20xx summary, bad luck, hope the last month can be quietly finished, 20 19 pray, good luck again and again! ! Good luck!

22.65438+February has come, and there is still more than one month before 20 19. I feel that every day passes quickly. Think about it, I've been in college for almost two years, and I'm still mediocre, but I feel I'm growing up slowly, full of reality, and I can see through some things. I also hope that I can be less troubled by some unpleasant things, and I don't want myself to become something I hate, just be myself.

23. No matter what others say, I think my feeling is correct. It doesn't matter what others think. I live in my own choice, that's enough. There is only one month left in 20xx, and the day of leaving is counting down. Love yourself and look forward to Xiaowu 20 19. What will she look like?

24.65438+The first day of February has been opened, which is 3 1 day. It is a perfect explanation for me to complete the annual resumption plan on 20xx. The prototype of the 20 19 annual plan has been formed. I only hope that my future self will be better than yesterday! Take care of yourself with your heart!

25. Last June, 5438+February, I made a wish to myself that I would bravely throw myself out of my comfort zone, strive to change, embrace challenges and sharpen my core. I hope 20 19 can learn to be contented, don't put the shackles of greed on themselves, blindly pursue perfection and ignore a little happiness at present.

26. Happy birthday to you. 20 19 years, you will continue to spend your time and find your own happiness.

27.1the first day of February, there are still 30 days before 20 19. Expect a better self and be patient with yourself.

I want to travel to Tibet. Although 2020 is very long, I still work hard. I have learned to grow and accumulate myself in these two years. I also hope that 20021can travel to Chengdu for a few years and change my place of life. I like hot pot in Chengdu very much.

Tik Tok's Happy Birthday Sentence Tik Tok is suitable for his own birthday.

1. Happy birthday for the rest of your life.

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Learn to control your emotions. No one owes you anything, so you have no reason to lose your temper with others.

Time is something that people are caught off guard. The past has passed and the future has come. Happy birthday to myself.

There is only one birthday. From my birthday, I came to this world, began to eat fireworks, experienced all kinds of things in the world, enjoyed the warmth and coldness of the world, witnessed the reincarnation of life and death, and started my life journey.

I want to work hard all my life, have everything I want, and let go of everything I can't get.

6. Wish me invulnerability, heartlessness, happiness and happy birthday to myself.

7. Today, my birthday, hope, and my future days, like this candlelight, are full of light and hope.

8. There will always be unexpected warmth and endless hope. Be happy, be happy and wish yourself a happy birthday.

9. May all your passions have no regrets. Time is a journey without turning back, and both good and bad are scenery. Happy birthday to myself.

10. You have to go alone in some roads. This is not loneliness, but choice. Happy birthday to yourself.

1 1. Another birthday. No chicken soup, no quotations. I just wish myself more luck and a happy birthday in my future life.

12. The sunshine in your eyes and the generosity in your smile. In the beautiful days to come, don't pay attention to it and don't let it down. Happy birthday to me!

13. I hope I can laugh, laugh casually, dare to love, hate and chase, and wish myself a happy birthday.

14. Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. Time flies and the years change. Happy birthday to me!

15. Thanks for the time. After one year, I grew up and thanked myself for being different at each stage.

16. May you be healthy and safe, and may you always do what you like and grow into the person you like.