Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - How much have you been fooled or robber logic?
How much have you been fooled or robber logic?
It was a summer a few years ago, just after noon, people were officially exhausted and closed their eyes for a lunch break.
Still dozing in the duty room of the police station. At this moment, a professional woman in her thirties came in. She looks a little cultured, and knowledgeable men know that this kind of woman has the most things to do.
I plucked up the courage to ask her what had happened.
The woman said, I'm here to register. Where is the household registration room?
I pointed to the empty table in the duty room and said, the household registration room is there. The household registration police go to work at half past two. Please come back later.
We belong to the rural police station here, and there is only one registered policeman. It is also a normal administrative class to go to work, from 8 am to 12 am and from 14: 30 pm to 17: 30 pm.
It's only 1 o'clock, and the registered police are taking a lunch break in the dormitory upstairs.
Women are unhappy when they hear that registered policemen don't go to work until 2: 30: Didn't they say that the police are always available 24 hours a day? Why is the household registration police not here? Are you off work?
I explained to the woman: the police are available 24 hours a day, which means that if you call the police, of course, it is online 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Registered police is an administrative post under the jurisdiction of public security. Like the vehicle management office and entry and exit, they are all administrative. Moreover, the household registration police is a person who is responsible for all household registration work every day, and it is not easy to go to work on time. They often get their ID cards after work and work overtime almost every day.
The woman began to play the sympathy card: this arrangement of your police station is unreasonable, and the household registration should be on duty 24 hours a day. We ordinary people have to go to work. When you are at work, we are at work. We're off duty, so are you. How can you have time to open an account?
I'm just a little policeman. Can I handle this kind of thing? I replied: this working time is set by the superior. If you are not satisfied, you can report to the higher public security organ.
The woman went on to say: Who stipulated this time? Show me the rules.
Oh, shit, that's how working hours for more than ten years are executed. I really haven't seen this rule. Usually around May Day. I have a meeting to discuss changing it to daylight saving time. Why are there any documents?
I can't say that I don't have this document, so I said to the woman: this is our internal rule. We will abide by this and promise to go to work. We don't need to show it to you.
When a woman sees that I can't produce documents, it's like holding me back. She began to nag: I knew you people were lazy. 90% of national policies are not good at your grassroots level, and there is no dedication at all. I'm in trouble now. Will you let the resident police come over and work overtime to kill him? Deliberately making things difficult for ordinary people!
If the registered police don't come out, I'll call the TV station to expose you!
I get angry when I see women go too far and threaten. I said to the woman seriously: this is the duty room, please don't make any noise. If there is no police activity, please get out at once!
At this time, my colleague heard something in the hall and came out to see what was going on.
This woman is crazy, and she is happier when she sees more people. Seeing this situation, the deputy director called two policemen to expel the woman from the police station, and warned her that disturbing public places was suspected of breaking the law, and she would be administratively detained if she committed another crime. . .
Oh, I am confused by the noise. Now I feel dizzy when I meet this kind of woman, leaving sequelae. . .
You tell her the rules, she tells you the favor, you tell her the favor, and she tells you how difficult it is to report yourself. . .
A lady,1992, bought a house of 140 square meters for more than 300,000 yuan.
Because there are many properties and there is no shortage of money, I put that property for 28 years.
After 28 years, the lady's health began to decline. Just want to clean up your assets. Entrust my brother to see the house.
My brother went. What a surprise!
His sister's house, someone actually lives in it! And lived for more than 20 years!
The younger brother called the police and asked the police to expel the family who lived in it, saying it was illegal possession.
Residents deny it! Refuse to move. Said it was his own house.
Residents were tough at first. Always insisted that the house was bought by their family!
It is said that this house was bought by another person more than 20 years ago for 200 thousand.
My brother said that the house belongs to my sister, and my sister has a certificate. You said the house was yours. Do you have any proof?
Residents also said that the seller promised to give them a real estate license. But this man has never been heard from again, and he can't be contacted.
In other words, the household has no way to prove that the house was bought by his family.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the residents suggested that even if the house really belonged to the lady, their family was cheated and paid for it for nothing.
Moreover, they spent more than 100,000 yuan on renovating the original rough house to this house.
Even if the money for buying a house can't be recovered, women should compensate them for the decoration expenses they spent on this house.
Enthusiastic neighbors told their younger brother that the family didn't buy a house from others at all.
They just broke the lock and moved in.
And I have lived here for more than 20 years. As the owner, I still feel at ease to pay the property management fee.
The whole thing is actually very clear.
The family broke the lock and occupied someone else's house. I have lived in it for more than 20 years.
The owner has not recovered the rent or compensation from them, but paid the decoration fee to the landlord first!
He also said that he would not move until he paid for the renovation!
Of course, it's no use cheating. The family was finally kicked out.
It's just that they are crying and making noise, as if they have been greatly wronged and bullied, shouting: they are going to sue the owner!
Let the owner return the decoration fee to them and ask the owner to compensate them for 6 million!
The reason is:
Living in this house, they didn't buy another house, which led them to miss the opportunity of house appreciation! Missed millions!
If they didn't live here at that time, but spent money to buy another house. And now they have millions of property!
Blame the owners, they missed millions!
Is this family shameless enough? Their logic is unusual and seems reasonable.
Obviously, I did something wrong, but I became a victim and made up an excuse!
In fact, there are really many people like them.
There are many people who never think they have done anything wrong. He thinks it's all someone else's fault
He always shirks responsibility and always plays the role of victim.
This is all because of you, so I am me!
This is all because of you, so I am me!
It's not my fault, you forced me!
It is because the cake you bought is so delicious that I am full!
It is because you stimulated me that I lost my temper and hit people!
I don't want to do this at all, you forced me!
That set of robber logic of shirking responsibility can really subvert the three views, which is amazing.
It is impossible to reason with such people; They have no view of right and wrong at all.
They look at problems and think about things, but they are self-centered.
In the eyes of these people, he can never be wrong.
If he is really wrong, it's all forced by others! It's someone else's fault!
I suggest that if you meet such rubbish people, don't try to reason with them because you can't make it clear.
Give them the hard way directly and teach them the lesson directly.
In case they really think the world revolves around him.
That's right. That year, a thief who committed more than 30 crimes was arrested in the police station. His logic against us is all robber logic.
This thief is not simple. After he was released from prison more than ten years ago, he didn't go back to his hometown to register. His house was sold long ago, his parents died, and his relatives, friends, brothers and sisters lost contact. He usually doesn't need a mobile phone or a car, so he is comfortable all over the world. It is simply the standard of "perfect thief"!
Why the "perfect thief"? Because of these practices, he can perfectly avoid public security investigations! We are lucky to catch him, because our ancestral graves are full of fire and incense!
He walked all the way, walked around the streets, and when he saw which household locked the door with an ordinary padlock, he used a vise to get it, entered the door, went straight to the bedroom between the kang, put the gold and silver in his pocket, got it in three minutes, and then went out to steal the next one! What makes people angry is that he stole five houses a day at most. Like a ghost, we stole them when we were not out of the police! The one who lost the most, 30 thousand cash and some jewelry.
A series of thefts happened, which made people nearby feel insecure. There have been many discussions among the people. Is this thief Swallow Li San? Why don't you have a clue
In fact, we never stopped investigating, and we locked his identity when the first case happened. As a result, we went to his hometown and found no useful clues. He hasn't been home for more than ten years!
In the eyes of outsiders, we have repeatedly connived at his criminal behavior, in fact, the real purpose is to grasp more evidence. Besides, his whereabouts are secretive and it is not easy to catch him.
So, the director and I drew a circle around his crime scope and found the central point, which is an adjacent town. Consistent with the initial judgment, we often go to this township to inquire, communicate privately with cadres in various villages, and see if there are strangers, or foreign sons-in-law, cohabitants and so on. , but found nothing.
Coincidentally, because of another theft, I needed to go to another town to monitor and found his trace in the market! It didn't take much effort to get it done I took him down in one fell swoop, and the stone in my heart finally fell to the ground.
After arriving at the case, his trial was very difficult for the simple reason that he refused to admit it! With "robber logic", let's see how he quibbles:
After catching him, I found a pair of pliers, fifty cents in cash, half a box of cigarettes and a lighter from him.
Ask him, what are pliers for?
"Stop, stop!" This smelly foot-binding answer is simply unbearable!
Pliers are his tools for committing crimes. Most of the street doors of rural elderly people are locked with ordinary padlocks. When the nose of the door is twisted by pliers, it will be opened. So many stolen scenes are the same, and he actually used the car repair to cover up the crime tools! Is this logic enough for robbers?
Ask him again, since you don't admit stealing, why can you be found in the surveillance of the crime scene every time?
Ask him, why is it so coincidental that someone steals it every time he passes by?
He said: Oh, strange, I don't know, what a coincidence!
Ask him, do you think it is a coincidence? Surveillance found you entering a house and coming out in a few minutes. What happened?
Ask him that the house you went to was stolen. How do you explain it?
After some robber logic, he wrapped himself up and made us lose our temper. It seems that we have met our opponent, and we will run out in the first 24 hours. There was a smug smile on his lips, as if to say: If there is no evidence, then let people go.
We can't let him go easily. So many surveillance videos point to him. He did it!
Apply to the bureau and take compulsory measures against him. Criminal detention is definitely not possible. People must be sent to detention centers. If the internal audit fails within the statutory time limit, they will be passive. Let's monitor their residence. He has no fixed residence in the local area, which meets the requirements!
As a result, I was under surveillance for less than a week, and I confessed voluntarily. This guy has a good brain. He remembers what, where and how much he stole. Identify one at the scene. Yes!
After this incident, I feel that there is specialization in the profession, thieves have the doorway of thieves, and police have the routine of police. It depends on who is good, who has the means, and who can laugh at the end.
It's a pity that this guy kept his mouth shut about the whereabouts of stolen goods except fifty cents on him, which is also the shortcoming of this case. Without physical evidence, the victim's loss is irreparable. As long as he recants, the case is very dangerous.
Fortunately, there were no complications in the end, and this guy was successfully prosecuted.
At that time, what I read in the book was a dusty woman that writer Liang met. She fainted on Liang.
The woman said, "Great writers can tell us something about this unreasonable society. You writers use part of your body to make money, and workers and peasants also use part of your body to make money, just like us. But why are you all noble occupations, and we are spurned and looked down upon? "
As a result, Liang was speechless. It was his wife who woke him up when he went back. His wife said, "You can ask her if she wants her descendants to inherit her career and be proud of it."
Even if you despise your career, what can you complain about?
At that time, I thought Liang was great, and his wife was not simple. But now I'm confused.
Society has become too much. Today's migrant workers, no one wants their children to continue working, and few people will be proud of their factories or enterprises.
Those women who claim that they would rather cry in a BMW than laugh in the back seat of a bicycle are no different from those dusty women who tell the truth to Liang.
A friend told a joke: a girl in the economics department of a university was arrested for prostitution. The policeman asked: As a college student in the economics department, why do you go out for prostitution for hundreds of dollars?
The girl said: the highest price of the school 100.
The police are speechless directly.
It can be said that in today's society, his wife Liang's answer can't convince the prostitutes now.
Look at the society now. What's going on here? Is it really laughing at the poor and not laughing at the prostitutes?
Migrant workers are precarious, and writers are everywhere. It is difficult to do business. Maybe prostitutes can really laugh at migrant workers who have to work hard without money and those who write from the media for a few cents every day. I wonder if that great god can help me out. Thank you very much.
I want to end it, but I think of my father again.
That time, I took my children back to see their parents, and I scolded them because they didn't want to do their homework.
My father was unhappy and began to lecture me: "If you study, you will know how to study." Is it useful? You did go to college. Did you make money? In my place, don't mention studying, just play when you should. "
I am really speechless. My father went to medical school in 1955 and was also an intellectual. The result is a long story. Speaking of me, it's also a chicken feather.
In fact, my father cried when he said this, and so did I.
In fact, I was still thinking that maybe the prostitute was right. What did you say, my friend?
Can the logic derived only from the microscopic personal point of view be considered powerful? And quite eloquent, are you still confused? Didn't you see how many masters were trained in Tsinghua, Peking University, although most of them died?
I have a true story. In the 1980s, an undergraduate majoring in mathematics in Peking University studied with me at my own expense. I only received primary school education, but in the end I finished my studies and he didn't come back. However, his degree in Peking University was recognized by Chinese people. After practicing fluent English in Britain for several years, he was finally hired by a famous foreign media.
I was puzzled by a woman's logic, because after she finished, I was speechless (first of all, I can make the other party doubt the young life whether I argue or argue)! She said: Tsinghua, Peking University, etc. There is no need to continue running a school, because she can't pass the exam anyway, but if I pass the exam, won't I make money?
Last month was my father's birthday. Because I often work in the city, I seldom take care of my father and I don't know what to buy. After work that day, I hurried home with my wife and children. By the time I got home, my sister and brother-in-law had arranged meals and cakes, and my wife and children and I sat down to have dinner and chat together. After eating, I took out 1000 yuan for my father. I said, dad, I've been working outside and I haven't prepared any gifts. Please take this money and buy yourself something! Dad said nothing, and my sister and brother-in-law came to persuade me, no need, dad has a job, so let's just have a happy meal! Finally, I simply don't charge!
The next day, the child's birthday, I told my wife to take the child out for dinner. My wife said there was no need to eat at home. After dinner in the evening, my wife suddenly became angry. I asked what was going on.
She said, don't you love children?
I asked strangely, why do you say that?
She said, you give your father 1000 yuan as a gift, how much for the child?
I said, dad is so old, can children still be as ignorant?
The wife said that all relatives should be treated equally!
I am speechless!
Not long after, my wife called at home and asked her father to go to the city to prescribe some medicine for him. She asked me to go to the drugstore to buy it. I asked the drugstore, and the medicine 1000 was more than half a month. I bought it without hesitation. In fact, things are very clear. Her brother knew that the medicine was expensive, so he made her buy it on purpose.
I went back and told my wife that I bought medicine, and the price was over 1000. I said, did your brother let me buy it on purpose? I asked the clerk, where are the regular medicines!
My wife is very angry. What are you talking about? How can my brother be short of money? She knows you are filial and gives you a chance to show it, okay?
I'm speechless. I said, can your wife spend less pocket money this month? You see, it's too expensive recently, and you know my salary is a little high!
Your salary is too much. Why did you tell me? You can't afford your salary. Shouldn't you tell your boss? Don't you have to work hard to find a way to make money? Tell me why. She said loudly.
I said, can you bend the rules and reduce your pocket money this month?
No Do you think your love for me can be discounted? Is it okay? You said it, she said it seriously.
Can't! I whispered.
Why not transfer money? Let's go She said in a commanding way.
W works as a salesman in a home appliance store. A woman in her thirties came to buy home appliances and took a fancy to a set of mid-range home appliances. Her mother-in-law and proprietress are workers, so proprietress gave her the floor price directly. However, she didn't admit it, just bargained. We have repeatedly explained that it is already the rock bottom price, and if it is lower, it will be subsidized. She said, I have no money. Please mail it. At that time, several shopping guides were very angry, but the customer was God and it was hard to let go. Later, I suggested that she go to another store to inquire about the price. Finally, I turned around for a few days and came back. I still bargain. I didn't give a good face directly and paid the money. I muttered that my fixed deposit book had not expired and I didn't have that much money in my hand. It's really robber logic. You have no money, either don't choose or lower the standard. Who is not your parents who have no obligation to give you money? That's despicable.
Company A owed the property fee and stopped the electricity of Company B. The reason is that the property thinks that the boss of Company A and the boss of Company B are relatives.
Are you kidding? This is Cheng Hongli's property in Guiyang Flower Orchard.
The factory was stolen on 19, only the TV set, printer, clothes, induction cooker and copper wire were stolen, but the reception of Tian Fei Maotai covered with two boxes of dust and a set of landscape audio on 10 were not stolen! Think about thieves, too.
- Previous article:How to learn a hobby well? Interested in people who have given up halfway.
- Next article:Want a lot of short and funny ghost stories
- Related articles
- How do summoners put skills in dota?
- List of military commanders' fragments in the Star-Picking Building of Yin Er, Wolong
- Dreamed that python fell in love with me.
- Meat slave mother e-book txt complete download
- Cousin cares what cousin should give.
- What kind of company is suitable for us workers to work for a long time, can you tell us?
- Life is perfect. Tell me about it.
- Hengshan's most famous poem
- What if my parents always like to rummage through my things?
- How to send a work contact letter to Moments