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1. High-end ingredients often only need simple cooking. Master Wang, who has been busy for two hours, decided to eat Master Kong.

Friends who want to play with water on a hot day can come to my house to wash dishes.

I fell down in the street and everyone around me laughed at me. I got up and fell down several times, laughing them to death.

When I open my eyes, they light up, and when I close them, they get dark. Can I be a refrigerator?

According to incomplete statistics, there are 7.7 billion people in the world, which means there are 654.38+054 billion buttocks. God, there are too many.

Nowadays, young people don't listen to me and advise them to be my boyfriends. They won't listen to anyone.

7. Every night before going to bed: kiss the bust pillow, kiss my polar bear doll, kiss my bunny bear, you are all my treasures.

8. I am 67 years old and have not done any maintenance. Self-confidence from the inside out is the most beautiful weapon for women.

9. I'm really touched. There are really boys who are willing to come over and deliver meals to me at night, but the delivery fee is a bit expensive.

10. It doesn't matter. Everyone will make the wrong choice, cry for no reason, and suddenly collapse on the road, but it doesn't affect who will drive the glory of the king.