Have loose bowels and send jokes to friends. Talk about humorous sentences about diarrhea.

1. I took out my stool in the middle of the night, and I had loose bowels after eating an egg yolk and a jiaozi. I was exhausted.

2. I had my period on the day of my last physical examination, and I had diarrhea on the day of this physical examination. I am really unlucky.

4. Thank God, I suddenly had diarrhea on the subway and there was a toilet.

It's interesting to turn on the air conditioner early in the morning, and it's so cold that the air conditioner has diarrhea.

6. I finally lay down early and gave me the whole diarrhea. I really am.

7. Abdominal pain, diarrhea, abdominal pain, sudden bad cold, insomnia last night, top-heavy skull pain, I'm going to explode!

8. I have a stomachache, diarrhea and headache. Anyway, it hurts everywhere. I will never drink so much wine again.

9. It's been three days. I have diarrhea and doubt life. I also need breast milk. I dare not take medicine because of special circumstances. What should I do?

10. My stomach began to growl at work. My colleagues thought I didn't have breakfast, but it was actually diarrhea.

1 1. I have a fever and diarrhea, and I feel weak all over.

12. The stomach trouble accumulated in a summer vacation finally broke out. Diarrhea means stomach pain, then vomiting and then the pain is unbearable.

13. Lactose intolerance is a magical existence! Diarrhea has pulled out the vest line!

14. It's four o'clock in the morning. I have a terrible stomachache and diarrhea. Is there anyone worse off than me? I really worked too hard.

15 expired milk will cause diarrhea, and you can't eat leftovers that you forgot to put in the refrigerator. It turns out that everything has a taste appreciation period.

16 After drinking this cup of milk tea, I have been peeing, but I still can't sleep. I also have diarrhea and my hands are numb. But if I don't drink milk tea, I just want to go to my head. What should I do?

17 Who would have thought that one minute ago, my hungry chest was sticking to my back, and one minute later, I had diarrhea, which was so uncomfortable.

18. Forget diarrhea. Why do I have diarrhea at midnight? Why do mosquitoes bite me in the toilet?

19. Why do I have toothache or loose bowels for a day, and it is so difficult to feel comfortable for the rest of the holiday?

20. I ate hamburgers, chicken nuggets, popcorn, milk and Momo last night, and today I have loose bowels.

2 1. I started to have diarrhea early in the morning, and I have been to the toilet four times. It is estimated that it will collapse again today.

22. I cooked potato stew rice at noon yesterday, but I ate it before it was cooked, which led to diarrhea now.

23. In view of my recent fire, toothache, loose bowels and cold, save your strength and bear it.

24. My colleague said that my stomach is the same as a child's. If I eat something exciting, I will have diarrhea.

25. Every time I eat fried chicken, I have diarrhea the next day. I thought it wouldn't be like this when I went home.

26. I had diarrhea three days before I started in Jinan, and then I had diarrhea for three days in Qingdao.

27. I went to drink without eating, and I still had diarrhea that day. Sorry about my stomach.

28. I am still as worthless as before. I can't sleep when I get to the exam, and I have diarrhea.

29. No diarrhea, no stomachache, no flatulence, healthy stomach, sore throat, itching and cough.

30. If you have a bad stomach, you really don't eat anything on the side of the road. You have diarrhea, despair, stomachache, and stomachache.