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How painful is it to have a baby? Talk about the pain of giving birth. Talk about phrases and sentences.

1, many mothers told me that the pain of giving birth is like dying in the past, and I will never forget it.

2. When the scar is healed, forget the pain, which means that a woman gives birth to a child. I haven't been born for two months, and I don't remember how much it hurts.

3. Every time you have dysmenorrhea, you fantasize about how painful it is to have a baby. This feeling that my upper body is torn is already my limit. I must marry someone who is kind to me in the future, and the pain is worth it.

4, women are really not easy, and mothers are really great! An obstetrician said: A woman giving birth is like walking at the gate of hell. The pain hasn't started before anesthesia, so I can't understand it! Be good to your wife and mother! I wish every mother in the world health and happiness!

How painful it is to give birth to a child, only when it is born will you know. How tired it is to take care of children, you won't know until you bring them. Tired, only oneself understand. I miss my mother

6. It's not even a contraction. I can't imagine how painful it will be to have a baby.

7. A small cyst operation tortured me like this. How painful it is for a woman to have a baby.

8. I want to challenge myself how painful it is to have a baby. It turned out that it was really a ghost gate and a natural birth. I describe the whole process in four words. I hope you can take good care of me after seeing this Weibo. Thank you.

9. Men never know how difficult it is for a woman to give birth in October, how painful it is to give birth and how tired the child is.

10, how painful is giving birth? Wang Yuelun, Lu Yi and Max Zhang shouted after the experience: Even men can't stand it!

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12. The pregnant one is telling me how painful it is to have a baby. The pregnant one is telling me how tired it is to be pregnant. It's great that I'm not giving birth.

13, I just said I wanted to have a baby yesterday. Today, I am very concerned about how painful it is to have a baby. After reading it, I was scared.

14. How painful is giving birth? Presumably, everyone's first reaction is the shouting in the delivery room in the TV series. It is said that giving birth to a child is 10 pain, which is equivalent to breaking 20 ribs. What concept?

15, my stomach hurts, and my holiday hurts. I don't know how painful it is to have a baby.

16, it is said that after giving birth, the body will automatically secrete a hormone to make you forget the pain of giving birth. Really, I don't remember how much it hurts.

17, more and more afraid of pain. I drew blood three times, and it didn't hurt so much each time, but I was scared. I can't imagine how painful it will be to have a baby. I'm scared.

18, minimally invasive cutting, so many small mouths are dying. It's hard to imagine how painful it is to have a baby.

19. How painful is giving birth? Huang Xiaoming said: I can't wait to have children with my wife. It's not easy. . . .

20. We all know that giving birth is super painful, but how painful is it? Do you find it particularly difficult to describe?

2 1. Do you know how painful it is to have a baby? You still don't love that woman of yours.

22. If a woman is willing to have children for you, then she really loves you with her life. Please cherish her. You'll never understand how painful it is to have a baby.

23. How uncomfortable can pregnancy be? How painful can it be to have a baby? Everyone's statement is different, and every family's feelings are different.

24. In the last three months, someone asked me how painful it was to have a baby. That kind of pain is physical and psychological. I didn't have time to feel painless when I gave birth, and I didn't say anything when the contractions came. I admire myself for playing mobile phone to divert my attention.

25. If every man can feel the pain of a woman's pregnancy in October and feel how painful it is for a woman to have a baby, then a man will not feel how tired you are!

26. Only those who have experienced giving birth know how painful it is. This time, I have to go through it again to forget the pain. It will take more than two months to get nervous! Because this is not only a dramatic pain, but also a special embarrassment.

27. How painful is pregnancy? How painful is it to have a baby? Day and night care! How tired were you before he went to kindergarten?

28. There are some things you haven't experienced and you will never know what it feels like. Just like a woman giving birth to a child, you will never know how painful it is and how important the child is in the mother's heart!

About the happy mood of having children, talk about the happy mood of having children and talk about sentences.

About the happy mood of having children, talk about the happy mood of having children and talk about sentences.

1 On the evening of September 28th, a baby boy gave birth naturally, but because he was premature, the baby had to stay in the intensive care unit of the hospital for a long time.

2, pregnancy+natural delivery diary, experienced a lot of difficulties such as small biparietal diameter, less amniotic fluid, tight birth canal, occipital posterior position, and finally gave birth to a little beauty.

3.20xx. 07.23 02:20, a baby girl named Leo was born naturally, weighing 6. 1 kg, and everything was normal.

4. Dear friends and relatives, Luo Xiao gave birth to a baby girl at 0: 30 p.m. on 10/65438+,and the mother and daughter are safe, so share the joy with you ~ ~

5. It hurts for a day and a night. I gave birth to a baby girl this morning, weighing 6 kg and 6 Liang. The baby is very good

6. The baby will be born soon, and I am happy to say that I often go to visit my mother in Meidun now. I want to buy beautiful little clothes when I see them. I bought almost all the baby products and many small toys, just waiting for the baby to come out and meet us!

7. Give birth to a baby weighing 8 kg 2, and you will know what it means to be a weak woman and a mother who is just a mother. The production process is too hard and sour.

8. There is no transverse incision, but there is a tear. A baby boy, weighing 6 kg, 95 1cm.

9./kloc-August 6, 2005, I went to the toilet at six o'clock in the morning and found my face turned red. Soon began to labor pains, then went to the hospital. After more than ten hours of pain, I finally gave birth to a girl. What a punctual baby.

10, due date is September 2nd, 1. See you at 5: 00 a.m. At 6: 20 a.m. on September 4, a baby girl was born. She was born on 12 days. She has been asleep since 1 1 last night. This is really a lovely little baby of mom and dad.

11.On the afternoon of September 28th 18: 42, a baby girl weighing 6 kg and 22 Liang was born naturally. The process of natural delivery is really hard. Finally, the baby came out, and all the pain was worth it!

In the afternoon 12 and 14:05, I got a princess, weighing 6 kg and 6 liang, and gave birth naturally. The production went smoothly, and the baby was seen in more than two hours. Thanks to my little princess, it didn't hurt me for long.

On July 20xx/Wednesday, Kloc-0/3 19, 15: 43, a little princess weighing 3.30kg was born. The baby mother is here to thank you for coming, which makes my father and I a complete family of two. Mom wants you to grow up healthily and happily! ! ! Love your mom and Dad

14, small public elevator for natural childbirth. The baby can't hold back, and she is anxious to come out one week ahead of the due date [bad smile] [bad smile] From today on, she will work hard! I hope you can be as happy as your nickname [heart] every day.

15, the experience is don't yell, be sure to cooperate with the doctor!

16, born at 7 o'clock in the morning, the baby chicken is very happy. Thank my daughter-in-law for giving me a healthy little daughter.

17, Chunchun, I can't believe I really gave birth to a lovely baby girl. Her nickname is Joy, which is very cute.

18, good news came from the delivery room. The baby was born, a little princess gave birth naturally, and the mother and daughter were safe. The mobile phone was confiscated when it arrived at the news. See you at the full moon!

19, the baby was born on 13 days. My husband and I have unspeakable joy. Baby, mom and dad are all looking forward to your birth. I hope that in the future, our family's life will be better and better.

I want to tell you a good news. My baby was born at 9:46 this morning! A little princess, 3 100g, gave birth naturally and killed her sister, but I felt all the pain was nothing at the moment I saw the baby, and I was very happy at this moment.

Talk about the greatness of a mother who gives birth to a child. Talk about the greatness of a woman who has children.

Talk about the greatness of a mother who gives birth to a child. Talk about the greatness of a woman who has children.

1, by giving birth to a child, I really realized the greatness of my mother and her selfless love for her children.

2, giving birth to a child is very painful, this is just heard. After seeing it with my own eyes, I found that my mother was really great!

People say that giving birth to a child is the greatest pain that human beings can endure, and they have experienced unimaginable pain [surprise] from pregnancy to delivery. This also makes mother great.

Everyone knows that giving birth to a child is painful, but great mothers will do it without hesitation, because temporary pain is accompanied by the birth of a new life.

It is not easy for every mother. For a woman, pregnancy and childbirth is indeed the most difficult and greatest process. Women are weak and mothers are strong.

6. Mothers who give birth to children in the world are great!

7. On the first day of obstetrics and gynecology, I felt the hardship of giving birth for the first time. My mother is really great.

8. I don't like posting happy mother's day in my circle of friends. How boring! What's the use of loving your mother with practical actions and correcting that emptiness? Many people know everything and don't say much! The greatness of a mother will only be understood if she gives birth to her own child!

9. The biggest feeling of going to obstetrics and gynecology is that it is not easy to have children, and mothers are so great; Don't have children in the future.

10, I heard from my colleagues that having a child and having a second child, I think men who let their wives have a second child against their will are scum. Giving birth is too painful. If you really love your wife, how can you be willing to let her suffer again? Ah, mom is so great.

1 1, I was deeply shocked after delivery. Although it is not the first time to deliver a baby, I always feel that being a mother is really great. It's not easy to have a baby. I want to be nice to my mother when I go back. I was born so fat that my mother felt bad!

12, I feel that my mother is too great. Giving birth or pulling teeth is too risky. I'm already afraid I'll die on the operating table.

Having children in a circle of friends, talking about women having children.

1, after a long time, you may not have love, but you will definitely have children.

2. The man's face change before and after his wife gave birth to a child is the root cause of the unfortunate marriage.

3. After a woman gets married, many people have to face a problem, that is, no one cares whether you fly high or not, whether you are tired or not, and only asks why you haven't given birth yet. Go to the hall, go to the kitchen, we have to face the challenge of dead children.

I was awake at that time and touched my back. I'm all wet and sweaty, which is like wetting the bed. I quickly took off my trousers and gown and realized that I had finally recovered from the weakness of giving birth. I'm going to have a month! Ga!

5, the guide is also a fun-loving person, so he can say: Say that a man's wife has just given birth to a child, and you have a girlfriend outside or are having an affair with someone else, then you should first play the role of a good father, right?

6. It is no exaggeration to say that many women's complete disappointment with men was planted during the period before and after giving birth to children.

7. The tangled things have finally come to a conclusion. Everything is for yourself. How much a man loves you before you are willing to have children for him! You don't know until you experience it. One person makes some decisions that are not one person, and the other person sleeps with the game!

8, to collapse, giving birth is not the most painful, the most painful is confinement! !

9. To have children, you should be beautiful, sensible and in good shape. Be able to cook, do housework, be considerate, non-clingy, diligent and generous, gentle and virtuous, take care of the elderly, educate children, be diligent and diligent, and earn money to support the family. In short, you will get all kinds of opportunities! And men, as long as they can make money!

10, my best friend tells you that it is good for girls to have children early. Experts say that the best childbearing age is 26 years old, so I got married as soon as I graduated, and I am so happy to have a husband and children.

1 1, I want to find someone to talk to for a lifetime. If you don't get married, you won't get a certificate and you won't have children. If I fall in love with someone else, I will leave gracefully. If I stay together until I am 80 years old, I will get a certificate and tell him to stay with him in my next life. Haha, it's sweet to think about it.

12, I have no ability. I don't have a man who loves to get married. I can't have children. I can't live like a bitch. I can really commit suicide by taking drugs.

13 I won't wait for you any longer. I will have a boyfriend who loves me, get married and have children, and have some troubles in life, but I won't have you anymore. Don't be two wide, each has its place.

14, I didn't talk about it when I was in love, I didn't get married when I got married, I didn't have children when I gave birth, I didn't do so many things less, and I didn't live more beautifully than others.

15, people say that Xipi is going to get married and have children, which are all used to express Rio, but my family says that having children is really having children, and you have to have twins, quadruplets and n triplets.

16, it's really not easy to give birth to a life and raise a child ~ Girls should think that they can't be wronged or learn badly in this life, and teach boys to stand tall and have a sense of responsibility. The best way to show off your wealth now is to have children, have the financial ability to have children, and have a high level of spiritual support ~

17, too many people are afraid of getting married, and Weibo is afraid of education. Although getting married and having children is everyone's choice, I still think people can be a little negative sometimes and don't have to worry so much.

18, some people say that women are completely disappointed with men and often plant seeds before and after giving birth.

19. When giving birth, I think natural delivery is the most difficult thing in the world. Actually, this is just the beginning. This is nothing for raising a child. Raising children is more important than heart. Physical fatigue is nothing, and the heart is too tired. The sweet burden of life is really just giving birth to one and raising one ~

20. Giving birth to a child these days is: mother gives birth, grandma raises it, grandparents come to see it, and dad goes online when he comes home. It's not Momo's WeChat, it's divorce without talking about being single! It is not easy to be a mother these days!

2 1, I think this shows that it is urgent to open a birth canal for men. It is necessary to liberate men's reproductive autonomy immediately and have as many children as they want.

22. Many people say that it is a social problem that high-quality people don't get married and have children, while low-quality people have more children.

23. When you say that someone sends out cribs in a circle of friends, are you implying that you want to have children?

24. Start being a housewife after getting married and having children. Sometimes I really want to go out to work, but I give up when I think that my child is still young and needs care. The most beautiful thing in life is career, but there are always regrets in life. Whose life is perfect?

25. A night shift after two months gave me such a big surprise. I was so tired that the dog stayed up all night. The patient did not stop. Are all the babies together now?

26. Karen Mok: The person I marry can't love me because I will have children.

27. When you get married, you worry about your single friends. I feel that other people's marriages are fake when I divorce. Having children makes you feel selfish not to have children. When I first started working, I thought it was a waste of life to study and study for a blog. When you are a freelancer, you feel that office workers are selling their souls. When you buy a house, you feel that buying a house is serious. People, in the final analysis, feel that their choices are wrong, so they will seek approval in the form of pulling people into the water.

28. It seems reasonable. Don't worry about not getting married. Don't worry about becoming an older woman without having children. Your time belongs to you, you are free.

29. Before getting married, I have something to say first. Marriage does not necessarily have children. Whether to have children is a matter between husband and wife, and whether to have children is a woman's right.

30. Why do you want to have children? This is an emotional sustenance, which makes our life more complete! The little box dad replied.

3 1, take a baby once, maybe you don't want to have a baby.