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My friend asked me out to play at the weekend, but I just wanted to stay at home (40 sentences)

My friend invited me to go out for the weekend, but I just want to stay at home. I haven't worn a bra for more than half a month. I wear pajamas with slippers every day.

2. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for salary.

After a day at home, I still can't figure it out. I guess my brain is deprived of oxygen, too.

4. Before and after the summer vacation, the skin color left Europe.

I've been on holiday for two days, and I haven't even been out of the community. Want to go to the park and be scared back. It is cool to stay at home!

There is nothing wrong with staying at home.

7. A pajamas, bearing the whole Spring Festival.

It rained heavily last night and it hasn't stopped yet, so many plans for today have to be postponed, so we can enjoy a rare leisure time at home.

9. Lying comfortably is better than going out for jam.

10. Wechat steps never exceed 100!

1 1. It has been snowing for an hour. Will there be a goose feather relay tomorrow? I haven't been out for several days and I'm unhappy.

12. The epidemic can't get out. I want to visit Taobao when I have nothing to do at home, and I can't wait to uninstall Taobao.

13. study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.

14. Stay at home every day, ok?

15. All chickens in the family have beards. When they are cut, they are all hollow and feel cold. It turns out that the chicken with an empty beard feels cold.

16. It really doesn't matter at home. You can't go out anyway. It's time to contribute to the country.

17. Study how to eat when you can't go out at home.

18. It's so boring. Did you go out to play together? I haven't been out for days. Do you have an appointment with your friends in Beijing?

19. Hello everyone, it doesn't matter if it's not good. Whatever. I'm getting bored. What about you?

20. Have a good meal at home on the day when Mama brand fried crispy meat and fried purple potato balls can't go out.

My friend invited me out to play at the weekend, and I just want to stay at home (2 1). If you don't add chaos to the country, staying at home quietly is to contribute to the country. Happy Valentine's Day, I wish you all a long and healthy life!

22. The more you paint, the more it collapses. You can never draw the feeling you want. You always feel that you are not working hard enough. Don't go out for a few days and need to decompress.

23. I can't go out at home during the Spring Festival, and I watched the cheese trap again!

24. After a day at home, I finally went out to play at night.

25. I just want to go out now, just want to drink milk tea and eat hot pot barbecue.

26. People who can't find time for love will find time for blind date sooner or later.

27. I stayed at home for too long, so I began to dream, didn't I? I can't go out during the holiday. I chose to forget my envy. There is no other reason, but I love dog food.

28. I slept too long and wanted to go out for a walk.

29. Watermelon+air conditioning+sleep+computer+mobile phone +WIFI+ ice cream = all summer.

30. In the past few days at home, the farthest place I have been is at home.

Since I want to stay at home, I might as well settle down and live an exquisite life.

I will be at home next week. I can't believe it! Enjoy your leisure time alone!

33. Life is your own, and safety and health need to be maintained by everyone.

There is nothing wrong with staying at home. How comfortable it is to eat and sleep.

36. It's nice to be home alone! Enjoy your time! Be a happy fat girl.

37. Boredom is boring because boredom always makes people think about things they don't want to think about.

38. I stayed at home for a day, refused to beat about the bush by the fitness instructor, took a nap, and suddenly wanted to go out in the dead of night.

39. On rainy days on weekends, stay at home and cook delicious chicken feet, which is so cool that you can't stop eating.

40. At the critical moment of fighting the epidemic, keep quiet at home and wait for the dawn of victory. Self-made breakfast is healthy and hygienic, and you can find the original passion of cooking without leaving home.

Talk about going out to play.

Talk about going out to play.

1. It's raining all over the country, so I can't go out if I want to play. Let's talk about it after international or experimental admission.

I really admire people who go out to play in this weather.

Third, the days are really slow. Run like a program every day. It's so depressing When can I go out to play? When can I go anywhere I want freely?

Last Sunday, I took my son out to play. Recently, I always have no patience to take care of my son, and I am becoming more and more disobedient!

5. When someone else's parents are 50 years old, they are still exercising, traveling, buying at buy buy, and eating! My parents, before they were 50, said they were old. I should be working. I should stop thinking about work, go out to play, travel and go to concerts! But I'm only in my twenties. If I don't do these things, I should keep working every day and go home to be a housewife? The generation gap is really insurmountable!

Sixth, it is like this. As for the girl, she likes the company, so she doesn't care about the unhappiness between adults. When his parents left the United States, the boy was strictly forbidden to stay in China immediately. In order to deceive the world, the boy really booked a plane ticket for his parents to see, and their parents were relieved to return home. The boy canceled the plane ticket and continued to accompany his girlfriend in the United States. But a few days later, according to the girl's words, I was very unhappy to see my boyfriend and went out to play by myself.

I haven't been out to play for a long time. I want to find a quiet place to think about my life!

Eight, little fatty went out to play with her parents, and the wild faction under the rain is estimated to be

Nine, moved by the sisterhood of the mother. They went out to play occasionally and signed up for the last two times. My mother is still too busy to go. Their group will fly again tomorrow, so we can't book a plane ticket for the time being. They asked the tour leader to book the first class, and my mother and another aunt also went.

Ten, the rainy weather is just right! Go out to play later! Fool around aimlessly!

Eleven, today, go out to play! Go out to play happily and come back happily!

Twelve, many things, many things, many things have been done, and I really want to go out to play during this time. But I'm very tired after I finish, and I like to chat with my elder sister, because she knows what the reason is, and it's just a passing thing. I hope I can spend the last few days quietly, then wait for the physical examination results to get the last pass, and then have a happy last summer vacation.

Thirteen. I heard something. A friend of a friend and her friend B travel to Xinjiang. After arriving, I found that Xinjiang is the peak season and the consumption is quite high. So B decided decisively that they would stay in the Youth Travel Service until after the off-season, then go out to play, eat and sleep every day and enjoy life. However, it is said that the off-season in Xinjiang is at least 10. After listening to it, it is a novel brain circuit like B.

Fourteen, I found that when I want to go out to play with people with normal relationships and see what I want to eat, I will ask her if she wants to eat. Going out with someone you like is basically what I bought you.

I'm in a good mood today, but I have a rash all over, a headache and dizziness, and my arm is swollen. Actually, I really want to go out to play.

By the way, how many rooms should I book for three men and one woman to go out to play? These three people are all my friends.

17. Who designed the work clothes, hot fabrics and ugly colors you gave me? I want to take a vacation, sleep and go out to play.

Eighteen, others have gone out to play on holiday, and we are still struggling to recite!

Nineteen, my eyes have been following me. I did a lot of stupid things and thought I was cute. I will remember what I said casually. Buy me medicine when I'm uncomfortable, send me food when I'm hungry, take me out to play when I'm upset, and think I speak well. Everything I say is interesting and won't bother me.

Twenty, everyone needs someone around him, someone who needs an excuse to go out to play, and someone whose parents are sure to rest assured.

Twenty-one, Aquarius, Gemini and Libra like to abuse themselves every time they want to end a relationship, and tears become rain. When he couldn't stand it, he suddenly felt in a good mood. Go out and play! Go away if you are unhappy! Fuck off, unhappy people, because employers and employees don't love anyone! Little Sage is back in the Jianghu, let's go again!

You all went out to play, and I was still sleeping in bed.

My favorite sister when I was a child, I asked her out to play during the holiday.

Twenty-four, it is rare to go out to play with my son. It is very relaxing. No matter how busy people are, they will return to family life after all.

It's twenty-five, and I can go out to play again. Wang Wang.

Twenty-six, I married a family with such in-laws after I did it in my last life! My husband is kind to me and doesn't like it! That we only know how to play when we have a holiday, that look in my eyes that I often go out to play, this weekend is a holiday, yesterday was my first time! Say I don't wash clothes or clean! What's wrong with delaying hygiene every day? They also said that they worked hard at home, and we only knew how to play!

Twenty-seven, my parents went out to play and said that the reason for not coming back for dinner at night to comfort me was actually: I could wash two bowls less.

Twenty-eight, since yesterday, someone said that he would go out to play and see the house, but so far, he has no plans to go out.

Twenty-nine, the last time I went to Xinghu, I had to be hugged by my mother. This time I can sit and watch by myself. Haha, go out with mom and dad and have fun everywhere.

30. I have been working overtime to death recently. No time to go out to play.

Today is really comfortable, the air is fresh and humid, there is no traffic jam on the way out to play, and I am flying in a good mood (want to take a selfie).

Thirty-two, the price of going out to play is to come home early last night, and I'm exhausted. I went to work nonstop today and did something I didn't do. Now I just took time to drink some water.

Thirty-three, my mother, all day long, where come so much resentment? Every day, she is very careful. If she disagrees with a word or something goes wrong, she will get angry, and she is a typical control freak who can argue ten words and must fully consider the truth. Too helpless, I can only find ways to go out to play every day, and I can do less things. This is not a kind of problem that I don't understand my mother's hard work or intentions.

Thirty-four, doing nothing at home all day, and finally the weather is fine and I can go out to play. Are you okay?

I really regret that I lost such a beautiful umbrella when I went out to play the day before yesterday, and now there is still a chrysanthemum in it.

I woke up early in the morning and stood on the balcony watching the road. I found that many children have gone home from school. Looking at the children who go to school today, my brother has a sense of superiority. My brother has spent his summer vacation. My brother can sleep when you go to school, get up after school and go out to play when you come home from school in the afternoon. He is still playing when you should do your homework. No, have breakfast first.

37. Affection has hurt since ancient times. I hate to see brothers who stayed up all night in internet cafes, burned the midnight oil together, went out to play together and drank at the dinner table together for five years. The building is empty, and it's all gone. I don't want to be so emotional, but it's actually quite uncomfortable. Let's work hard. Work hard. Come on, my good brother, get out of here, our good brother. We'll meet again.

Take the children out to bask in the sun on weekends.

Take the children out to bask in the sun on weekends. 1. You need to paint a perfect picture with a brush. No matter how difficult it is, I will accompany you with my love.

You broke my heart, you sprouted my heart.

3. Come on, baby! Tomorrow you will be mother's pride!

4. You grow up in various ways, cute, cute, naughty and funny.

5. Hard work is happiness, and staying up late is also worthwhile.

6. bask in the sun and grow taller.

7. When you babble, I know you need more than just mom and dad.

8. It's been five months and I'm still squinting.

9. Son, your arrival lights up our lives and gives us new meaning.

10. Sometimes, her innocence, crystal clear and pure are touching. She has her sacred logic and intelligence, and has a unique perspective on the world belonging to children; There are children's happiness and children's troubles.

1 1. I officially joined the world of staying up late for you.

12. No matter what happens, I will stay with you and I will love you forever!

13. You are the unexpected warmth in this life and the clear sky that will never fade.

14. Baby, your healthy growth is the greatest happiness of our family.

15. Dad, hahaha, sweetheart.

16. My years are warm and happy because of you.

17. chubby little face, half-meter eyes, sometimes smirking, sometimes sucking your little finger.

18. All love is given to our children, to accompany them to grow up and fly together!

19. Since you came to this world, you have been our light and our sugar.

20. Sustained and profound love will turn you into a driving force for learning and help you reach the other side of your dreams. I wish you health and love forever!

Take the children out to bask in the sun on weekends. 2 1. The child does well in school and asks to go to cram school every week.

22. You know what, son? When you were born, your mother thought you were the happiest person in the world.

23. Inhale and exhale during fetal movement to imitate the mother's stomach.

24. You make things difficult for me, but I can't help you.

I have never seen you, but I have loved you for a long time, and I still can't get tired of watching you day and night.

Dear baby, you are the fruit of parents' love in the season, and your smile is the happiness of the whole world. From then on, we are no longer lonely, and from then on, we have a perfect life.

27. Baby, your happiness is my happiness, your happiness is my happiness, and your sadness is my sadness, so every day in the future, you should be happy, be happy, and don't make me sad!

28. Baby, you are the cutest baby of mom and dad, you are a gift from heaven, and you are a hard-won treasure of mom. The smooth process of pregnancy and childbirth amazed my mother's colleagues and friends. I didn't expect my mother to give birth to a lively and healthy you at the age of 18.

29. You need to paint a beautiful picture with a brush, no matter how difficult it is, you must have my baby.

I hope you can grow into a tree in the future. My mother doesn't expect to enjoy the cool under your tree. I just want to witness the process of your growth from a small sapling to a big tree.

3 1. It's a nice day, and everyone wants to sleep in the sun.

32. Today, you fly high; But always be prepared for the wind and rain. Today, what is done is done, the sea is wide and the fish jumps, but we should always be prepared to challenge the stormy waves.

When you try to finish the last two grains of rice in a bowl, I will miss your seriousness and growth! Please slow down, slow down.

34. I am looking forward to your appearance when you grow up.

35. Let the father of the child take the doll at home for one day, and feel that two fathers has made himself at home. The house is in a mess, like being turned into a thief.

36. The first time I swam, I thought you would cry, but the result was completely out of my mother's expectation. I'm not afraid at all, and I'm super excited Maybe I will be an excellent swimmer when I grow up.

37. Mom only expects the baby to grow up healthily, happily and safely! Baby, mom loves you.

38. Although I feel tired, I still have to stick to it.

39. Companionship is the longest confession. It is warm to be with you every day.

40. Hold you tenderly, as if holding the whole world.

Take the children out to bask in the sun on weekends. Not every spray comes for the beach, not every star comes for the night, not every drizzle comes for the wheat seedlings, but your lovely baby comes for your happiness! Congratulations!

42. Bears return to bears, but is my baby smart?

43. Brother, where's your tail?

I never get tired of looking at each other day and night.

Baby, it's amazing to watch you grow up day by day. Thank you for coming to your parents.

46. In the future, I will grow up with you and you will grow old with me.

47. She is my proudest work.

48. It's amazing and fun to watch you grow up day by day. Thank you for coming to mom and dad, baby!

49. Today's little cuties are freshly baked.

50. Your every move is what I care about most.

5 1. All love is given to our children, accompanying them to grow up and fly together!

52. Record every unrepeatable moment in your life with your heart.

53. Children are natural performers.

54. I must watch sunsets in cities with different latitudes and longitudes with you.

55. You grew up cute, cute, naughty and funny.

56. The little mermaid fell asleep.

57. There is love in the heart and light in the eyes, and the little angel grows happily in the gorgeous sunshine.

58. I hold you, you hold me, and walk slowly on a long road.

59. May you enjoy all the happiness you expect, and every little thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless joy!

60. Carefree, always naive, grow up slowly

Go out with friends in summer.

Going out to play with friends in summer is 1. The knowledge he taught was learned while traveling in the mountains.

2. Swimming in summer, if the wind has color, I think it must be blue. In summer, when it is windy, we will feel a little cold. There seems to be a swimming pool in front of us, and we are swimming in it. The wind in summer may be red. When the wind blows, the sun shines on the earth. The earth is like a fire. Yes, it's very hot.

The baby likes taking a bath. Summer is coming. I want to say that I would be happy to take him swimming and playing with water, but why can't I cry?

The baby is fine, but I didn't expect to get scared when I swam for the first time. My little feet are fluttering, so cute. Come on, swim a little longer and grow taller quickly.

Recently, I have been to the seaside too many times, playing surfing with children and getting a tan like black charcoal. ...

6. The lake is like a cloud curtain shining with holy light, staring at the world with the clouds in the sky.

7. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers, drop by drop. Jing M.Guo

8. Look at the sky and clouds. You feel comfortable playing with water. Only by combining work and rest can we be healthy.

9. Put half a tank of water in the bathtub, put a bathing suit on the child, give the child some toys that can play with water, and let the child play in the bathroom.

10. I stopped attending classes on weekends for two months, trying to make my children very happy. In summer, go out and see and embrace nature. The key is to play with water as you please.

1 1. 18M+, I took my son and baby swimming today. I went for the first time last Sunday. I was expressionless and restrained. This time, I am much better and super happy. I'm going to take him swimming often in the future, mainly because I also have a good time.

12. Learn to hold your breath for the first time, jump into the swimming pool, and the water enters your nostrils. My nose is sour and a little scared. The coach said, I'm afraid I'll learn to swim. I plucked up my courage, held my breath and dived my head into the water. () After diving many times, I will. The second time I learned to draw, filled with water, and practiced and practiced. Finally, with the help of the coach, I learned to draw and fill water.

13. The taste of summer is the taste of swimming and playing in the pool ~

14. The new teacher is very different. He learned what he taught during the trip.

15. Today, I will learn to swim and play with water twice. As soon as I go out, it thunders and rains. When I am ready to go home, it won't rain. Why is it so difficult to learn to swim and play with water?

16. I just want to go to the seaside and play with water in summer.

17. Summer has started again. Come to the seaside to play with water and listen to the sound of the waves together.

Going out to play with friends in summer is 18. I like it. Summer is great. I can eat ice and play with water, sit by the sea and read books to kill time, split a watermelon in half, and wander in the street at seven or eight in the evening with the wind blowing. I am so happy that no one can find a reason to go home. As for love, I waved goodbye to Xia and whispered to him that I was in love with someone. Even though I like you so much, I still want to accompany him to have a look.

19. Children are like little loaches, chasing around in the water, barking and making noise, which is really unspeakable.

20. I saw his feet push backwards, his hands paddle outward and swim outward like a frog. After a while, I can swim and play in the water. Inspired by my father, I remembered the essentials of swimming and playing with water. With the help of the lifebuoy, I relaxed myself as soon as I got into the water, and I could swim freely on the water immediately.

2 1. Every corner of the garden will not say no to children! In summer, children's favorite thing is to play with water. As long as mom brings more clothes to change, have fun.

22. A lovely "Ponyo" in the Lu Yu is jumping happily in the bubble, and is extremely happy. After all, there are not many parents who can let their children play with water.

23. Rivers in summer are full of passion. Old people are fishing on the shore: children catch small fish and shrimp in the river: adults take their children swimming and playing in the river ... Snow-white waves splash on the river, and laughter on both sides of the river spreads all over the hill.

24. I really want to be a child, regardless of the world. I am very happy today, playing with children and being a teacher who encourages every child to grow up with love.

25. It's fun to play with water! The happiest thing yesterday was being praised by a child as "Sister, how beautiful"

26. The lake murmured in the dry grass, and the flapping sound of one or two ducklings came from time to time in the distance, which made the lake more lonely and deserted on a moonlit night.

27. I heard that swimming and playing with water can help the baby find the feeling of mother's amniotic fluid, thus eliminating bad emotions such as loneliness, anxiety and fear. But why is my baby more scared?

28. The fish in the water swim freely.

29. I played water for the first time this summer, and I was really happy with my parents.

30. One midsummer afternoon, she played with fairies in a cool and calm mountain spring.

3 1. Children like to play with water, so they are glad to see it.

32. In the clear stream, there are not only fish, but also shrimps and crabs.

33. In my opinion, there is only one horizontal line, where the sky meets the sea and where the clouds meet the waves. At this time, there are no complicated quarrels and noises on the beach. Everyone looked at the sea with deep affection, and even two little boys who were fighting over trifles shed tears in the face of the sea.

I had a good time in the water in summer.

Go out to play with friends in summer, and children are very happy to play with water in summer.

36. I want to play with water in summer and see my husband in September! Happy.

37. I swam for the last time this summer. Every time I swim and play with water, I cry with hunger. . It's so happy to have a like-minded swimming friend.

38. Summer is swimming, drinking water and watching beautiful legs on the beach.

39. Not every day is good, but every day there will be something beautiful waiting for you.

40. I was so happy to fly when playing with water that I changed five or six sets of clothes. The more they get in touch with nature, the more children like the success of punching cards in Liuyang Greater Guangdong.

4 1. Love it, children, have fun! I hope you can always play with water happily and be free!

42. In the boundless sea, the cheerful waves are dancing briskly and gracefully, which is a happy smile displayed at the happy moment of the sea.

43. Children are really interested in sightseeing, and they always linger at every scenic spot.

44. For a family, going swimming and playing in the water are hard to predict. The baby cries as soon as it enters the water. It is estimated that it is the first time to see such a large water surface, and he needs to take it out for exercise, which has a long way to go.

45. Summer is just playing with water!

46. Summer is very hot, the water is super sweet, no playing with water, no childhood, no getting wet, no summer.

47. It's time to play with water again in summer. The difference is that this year, my mother will stay in Hong Kong to give birth to my sister, and my father will take care of the baby alone. But everything is still so happy, I hope we can cherish the happy memories forever. Love you, baby! ?

48. The biggest gain of this summer vacation is to learn swimming with children.

49. Blue and salty summer. I hope someone can swim with me this summer.

50. At the beginning of the evening breeze, the dusk gradually deepened, and the lotus picking girl came back from paddling, and bursts of laughter swept over the water, waking up couples of mandarin ducks, fly with me. How many beautiful girls yearn for this situation, and how many happy dreams! It is precisely "why did you succeed and die?" I would rather be a mandarin duck than a fairy. "

5 1. My elder sister waded first and only inquired about the result of Jing Bian Ping.