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On the formation of brushing mobile phones
How did you realize this?
Taoist disciples were sent to school for further study at the age of ten and returned ten years later.
Master: Son, what is Tao?
Disciple: Master Zun said, "Look at mountains and water as water; Seeing mountains is not mountains, and seeing water is not water; See the mountain or the mountain, see the water or the water. " This is my way!
Master: OK, OK. How did you realize this?
Disciple: Disciple studied hard at a cold window for ten years and was occasionally nearsighted. Recently, he wore glasses and finally found the right result!
Master: You bastard!
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