Funny circle of friends about the start of school

1. Let me count with my fingers. There will be chaos when school starts. 2, some classes, just like Nanfu Battery, one section is longer than six! 3. I hope that when the school starts to enter the class, the teacher will say, "Come as soon as you come. What homework do you bring? Really, you are so welcome!" 4. On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning. 5, the school is about to start, others call it adjusting work and rest, I am jet lag. 6. I am willing to start school and I can't get rid of it. 7. When school starts, I want to be cold, talk cool, walk steadily, go to bed early, and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year. 8. If we don't get crazy, we'll start school. If we don't do our homework, we'll be finished. 9. Since I started school, I have been favored by my teacher. I said that my teacher must be exposed to rain and dew, but if the teacher doesn't listen, he will scold me and scold me. 1. From pajamas to school uniforms and pants, from brushing the screen to reciting texts, from full WiFi to full courses, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start! 11. If you have military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will be rainy. If you work hard, it will be the day before school starts. What a painful realization! 12. Me: "Doctor, I always can't sleep, eat or play well recently. Am I terminally ill?" Doctor: "No, it's because you are about to start school." 13. May Day is a festival, June 1 is a festival, July 1 is a festival, August 1 is a festival, and September 1 is a "robbery". 14. School is about to start, and I will be a senior soon. Unfortunately, I can't learn and I can't grow up. 15. I was lying in bed playing with my mobile phone. I slapped myself when I thought that school was about to start and I hadn't started my homework. Really, I was distracted by playing with my mobile phone. Funny circle of friends about the beginning of school 2 1. I have begun to study how to be handsome when I walk into the classroom on the first day of school. 2, I am willing to start school, I can indulge in learning and can't extricate myself. 3. School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you ... 4. The holiday balance is insufficient, and school is about to start! 5. I hope that I can learn from the left and learn from the right when I start school. 6. I hope that when the school starts, the teacher will say, "Come as soon as you come. What homework do you bring? Really, you are so welcome!" If you see someone sitting there quietly, it must be faking. 8. dead mouse feels no cold, the more I start school, the more waves I get. 9. The nearest distance in the world: from vacation to school. The farthest distance in the world: from school to holiday. 1. When school starts, I want to be cold, talk cool, walk steadily', do my homework, go to bed early, and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year. 11. If you do well in the exam, you will be called gardenia blossom; if you don't, you will be called the end of the soul; if you have a parent meeting, you will be called monster hunt; if you have a holiday, you will be called Pancake Man; if you start school, the Great Sage will return. 12. Every time I get a new book at the beginning of school, I feel like I'm having a private book signing. 13. "In fact, a person is quite good, quiet and not lonely." "Speak human words." "I don't want to start school." 14. Do you know why the holiday is so short? There is no morning during the holiday. Do you know why it is so long after school starts? Because it has morning as well as morning! 15. I don't want to read. No one has confessed to me for so long. 16. Students who are looking forward to starting school must have objects or people they like at school. 17. On the day of school, there must be a fashion show in the class. 18. "Time is not something we can master", "Talking about people" and "School is about to start" 19. Every holiday, I gain three pounds, and every school starts, I lose three pounds. Please give me a break. 2. I really want to hug you in the name of long time no see at school. QQ space funny school talk about daquan.