What are some humorous jokes about cooking in the canteen?

Sometimes we browse the circle of friends, Weibo and other software. Do you know any humorous jokes about cooking in the canteen while watching? The following is a humorous joke about cooking in the canteen that I compiled for you. I hope it will help you.

Humorous jokes about cooking in the canteen 1. A girl is cooking, but she hasn't thought about what to do after watching it for a long time. Is this what the canteen master asked when he was in a hurry? What exactly do you want to fight?

The girl hurriedly said in a panic? And ... and hit a chicken?

2. Go to the canteen to eat, and meet my roommate who bought rice and go back to the dormitory. I asked him: Is the queue long?

Roommate replied: Not long. Cheese is very thick!

3、? What is this dish?

? Stewed radish?

? What is stewed radish?

? Stewed radish?

? What is stewed radish?

? Stewed radish?

? What is stewed radish?

? Meat? The chef suddenly woke up and added some meat to me. )

On the first day of school, a freshman asked me: Is the food in the school canteen ok?

I replied: The canteen always surprises us. Today, you think you have the worst food in the world here, but tomorrow, you will always find yourself wrong here.

5, canteen law: whether it is fast food, soup pot, or cooking, there is the possibility of hair, flies, sand or other things appearing randomly, and the randomness rate is unpredictable.

6. It's very hot in summer. Go to the canteen to cook, only the doors and windows are closed. Q:? Why don't you open the doors and windows?

The canteen master replied:? Can't you see there are flies outside?

? It's in there, too.

? It's full inside ... Are you still hungry outside ...?

7. Boil the meat, return to the pot, braise in soy sauce, stir-fry onion slices, roast eggplant, buckle plum vegetables, minced vermicelli, shredded green pepper, sliced bitter gourd, stewed radish ... some things have not been seen for a long time. A voice came: there are some things here that we may have never seen before.

8. Cooking in the canteen. Classmate:? Is the steamed stuffed bun hot

Aunt canteen:? Don't! ?

Classmate:? Oh? Then reach for it, and what happens? Huh? The steamed stuffed bun fell to the ground with a bang.

Aunt said:? The weather is very hot. ?

9. Going to dinner in the evening, a buddy in the dormitory said to the aunt in the canteen: Auntie, I want a portion of fried noodles, half of it, and I want to lose weight and eat less.

Aunt paused and said, young man, I have been working for more than ten years. I've only heard of people who adjust sauces and peppers, but I've never heard of people who adjust feces. This is the first time you have heard of this way of losing weight! !

10、? I asked for a red jujube porridge in the canteen today. I saw a lot of red dates in the basin, but there was none in the bowl! ?

? Normal, just get used to it?

? I don't want to talk to my aunt who cooks rice. Guess what she said?

? what

? She said, if I call you, the people behind me don't have to look?

Cooking by yourself is a funny sentence 1. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating food, it is wrong, and there is sleep!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

Sleep if you are unhappy, and put it down if you are unhappy. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

5. Really eat food, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

6. I really envy those who can work until they forget to eat and sleep.

7. Take eating as the highest realm, and you can not smoke, drink or wear famous brands. And it tastes delicious. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat.

I have a dream that one day all hotels in the world will be free?

9. There are two things in this life that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So to be a dreamy foodie, you are invincible.

10. Eating is not only a kind of courage, but also a kind of belief.

1 1. It's not difficult to eat. What's difficult is the level and style.

12. What is the idea of eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

Classic funny jokes 1. Heilongjiang people's wish: the capital is diverted to Hegang, the province? Is the Committee replacing it? The Central Committee and the United Nations are located in Mudanjiang, and Shanghai is a town in Jixi. The national wine is Beidacang, the state banquet is bumpy, and the national anthem is Qiqihar, my hometown.

2. I saw my colleague realize it on a laptop today? Slide to unlock? ! Really, I was shocked on the spot, a perverted bunker? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? ! What is his computer boot unlock password? ASDFGHJKL, then swish the last key in the past and drop it on the carriage return, and it will be unlocked!

The chairman asked the new general manager: not everyone pays attention to every meeting. What can the general manager say? This is easy to handle. Don't invite the secretary to the meeting. After the meeting, we will announce who will take the minutes this time. ?

4. The apprentice said:? When I was at school, I thought about how good it would be to go to work, but I felt bored as soon as I went to work. Why not go to school? The master said:? People like you are people who can't learn at school and can't do a good job. That's all they can do. The apprentice asked curiously:? I went to the foreman and said, fuck you! ?

The headmaster recognized one of his former students: you are John. Listen, headmaster, I will never forget the names of students. What are you doing now? Teaching under you? .

6. I watched my wife kill fish today, all thumbs, and deliberately humiliated her. Do you have anything to do with pigs? Hehe, the relationship between husband and wife

7. Share a little truth in life: You don't have to worry about what you are afraid of happening, because it will come as scheduled.

8. When buying clothes, the shop assistant (contemptuously): This dress is very expensive. Don't touch it unless you buy it. Jane Doyle: It seems that you are rich? Don't sell it if you have money!

9. The World Cup is over, and I feel extremely depressed. After all, I can't find such a good reason to justify my procrastination in a short time.

10. Father: Did you throw the letter I asked you to bring this morning into the elevator? Did you report it, son? A compliment? Report? Oh, by the way, you forgot to write your name, or I added it! ?

1 1. Fengtian traffic, the emperor said: Bearing in mind Ai Qing's loyalty and hard work, Ai Qing was given the right to shop for free. How to get it: Take this short message to a nearby shopping mall and choose whatever you need. It would be nice if he gave you everything. If he doesn't pick it up, he will run. Qin this! Note: The final interpretation right of this message belongs to me.

12. If you want to live with me, you have to live with me first! I'm yellow after I survive. I'm so crazy! I'll be there when it's over. I'm so cool. I'll throw it away when I'm done. I'll put it off!

13. Forgive me for giving you a moment of silence at this inappropriate time, except for harassment. If you wake up accidentally, remind you to cover the quilt and turn off your mobile phone!

14. A friend gave birth to a son and sent a circle of friends saying: My son's arrival made me very happy, but my wish to find a rich son-in-law for the rest of my life failed. Another idiot friend replied: your son may find a boyfriend MD in the future, so I'll fight now.