A very sweet and provocative 221 love story book with local flavor.

1. I want to take you to the desert.

Then what?

fuck! Fuck you

2. Your girlfriend asked you what your note was

A: One line

Why?

because of one line of work, Love a line

3. I'm nine, you're three

Besides you, you're still three

4. I can't say where it's good

I just want to see you take a bath

5. What would I be if you were a painter?

The answer is an illustrator

6. I can be a cow and a horse for you

As long as. The circle of friends that you praised

is called donuts

8, I'm as sure as a gun

I want to kiss you

9, Wu Ma

I want to sleep with you

1, I want to get up with you in the morning

11, "My teeth have often hurt since I met you

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"Because it's so sweet to be with you"

12. "Want to hold your hand"

"Huh?"

"A toast to the guests"

"I love you too"

Beautiful earthy love stories are sweet and provocative

Beautiful earthy love stories are sweet and provocative. 1. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Look carefully again ""really not ""yes, I have you in my eyes "

2. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

3. "You are the heart, you are the liver and you are three quarters of me"

4. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat?" "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are a pistachio."

5. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to take care of you."

6. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once when I see you

7. What I want to do to you, what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

8. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "To your heart"

9. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy"

1. "I want to travel" Where do you want to go? "One-day tour under your bed"

11. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart, and later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.

12. "No pains come without pains, so you are here."

13. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally looked into your eyes.

14. I've been looking for a store recently. Do you know any stores? It's your call.

15. I'll do a magic trick for you. What have I done? I like you more.

16. "I think you look like a relative of mine." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

17. All the landscapes and plants in the world are beautiful, and whatever you write at will is scenery, and since fate brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.

18. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you strike a chord with me?"

19. "You are Mihua" Why? "Because I want to hug rice flowers"

2. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like 7% of me. The beautiful earthy love story is very sweet and provocative. 2.

21. Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) you are a pain in the ass

22. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help fall in love with me quickly!

23. "Tell me when a girl is tired" Tell you why? "When a girl is tired, come and be my wife"

24. What's the spinning one in the playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, mua

25. "May I say good night to you in person?" Sure. "Tell me first"

26. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, but I only like you." "May I call you you? So I can take you to heart. "

27. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

28. Do you know the happiest number? What is it? It's five. Why? Let's take a look at it (the other person reaches out and clasps his fingers after five)

29. "Let me tell you a story" "You say" "This story is very long, so I'll make a long story short, I miss you"

3. What is "there is a way to save electricity by mobile phones"? "by your side"

31. I have a super power and I like you very much. (for flirting with boyfriends)

32. I got a scratch on my hand, so you scratch it, so we are husband and wife.

33. Everything here is fine except for you.

34. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.

35. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

36. I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw it.

37. Do you like yourself? Yes, then we like the same person.

38. "I'm missing a necessity" and "What?" "You"

39. Why are you hurting me? What did it do to you? I like you.

4. I don't know what to drink when it's winter. Beautiful earthy love stories are very sweet and provocative. 3

41. Guess which side my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.

42. As soon as I see you, I'm liable to be fined, because the deer I bumped into in my heart was speeding, and I blushed at what I said.

43. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

44. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? I'll feed you.

45. How to relieve anxiety? Only hug you.

46. "Life belongs to life, ideals belong to ideals, and reality belongs to reality." What are you trying to say? "I want to say, you belong to me"

47. Dye the brightest hair and leave the deepest scar just to find the one you love most.

48. I like the feeling of being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics together, but that I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

49. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it again. " "I have wrapped your lipstick, but remember to give it back to me a little every day."

5. Do you know what you look like? (What person? My woman

51. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar in a day as light as boiled water.

52. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? "I love you from your mouth"

53. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you"

54. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no place for you.

55. Are you home yet? No, no place is home without you.

56. I used to be the manager, but you stole my heart, so now I have two TV sets left.

57. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will be bubbling at the sight of you in my life.

58. I have a small wish, only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Feiye's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

59. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

6. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are cute." A short high-level earthy love story is very sweet and provocative

A short high-level earthy love story is very sweet and provocative (Part 1)

1. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and the fairy?" What's the difference "the fairy flies in the sky, and you are in my arms"

2. "If the tiger doesn't show his arrogance, what do you think of me"? "Be my girlfriend"

3. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No." "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

4. What's wrong with "Come and help me"? What's the matter? "I am trapped in a world that loves you"

5. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

6. "I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

7. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to take care of you."

8. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit your chest.

9. Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.

1. "Smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

11. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

12. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

13. I miss you every day, I miss you every night, and I am sad because I don't have you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you with all my heart.

14. "Let's go eat noodles" and "What noodles"

15. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take care of you.

16. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you ignite my heart?

17. Guess what my horoscope is. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

18. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like." "What movie" and "Your name"

19. Whether you want to eat barbecue or barbecue, you should be considered first.

2. Do you know what my only weakness is? What? It is the shortcoming that your short high-level earthy love words are very sweet and provocative (Part II)

21. Every careless word you say is in my heart

22. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

23. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

24. Would you like to try a new strawberry lipstick?

25. Do you know what my weakness is? It's a shortcoming. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is it? Our future.

27. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because you can hear my heart beating when you paste it.

28. My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a couple of cygnets.

29. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand to hold it?

3. I can only call you "you" from now on, because you are in my heart ...

31. It is the most beautiful encounter in my life to meet you at first sight. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

32. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I am happy at first sight, but I miss you for a long time.

33. "hoo. Do you know what I'm doing? " "Blowing" and "I care about you"

34. I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw it.

35. I am hostile to the world, and I love you.

36. On my way home to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So this is called oysters like mud.

37. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you."

38. What's important about you, you are important, and I'm not with you, but you are in my heart.

39. My little girl is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I'll be you.

4. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you. A short high-class earthy love story, very sweet and provocative (Chapter 3)

41. "Cuteness is not a long-term solution, but cuteness is a long-term solution."

42. "Just be lucky twice in life"? "once I met you, I slept to the end"

43. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

44. I am as sure as a gun. Why? Without a kiss.

45. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 3.

46. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I'll marry you.

47. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world "

48. Stop eating candy and kiss me, my mouth is sweeter

49." If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand? " "left hand" "here, left hand, I'll hold it for you"

5. can you teach me how to cook dumplings? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

51. "Want to make an appointment with you"? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed"

52. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise, the more I read it, the more I want to sleep.

53. My mother said that when I grew up, I would marry you.

54. once climbing to the top of the peek, one would see, give you a hug

55. Can you play the guitar? Why did you strike a chord with me?

56. I think you are like a game "My World"

57. "Is there an airport nearby?" There is no "then why does my heart fly when I see you"

58. "The one in the amusement park, you can ride on it" and "What is the spin with music?" "Trojan horse." "mua"

59. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster and I can't breathe every time I see you?"

6. I love this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, so it's called purple potato for you. Sweet and provocative earthy love stories suitable for teasing boys

Sweet and provocative earthy love stories suitable for teasing boys (Part 1)

1. My name is Zhang, your name is He, and we are a couple of cygnets.

2. If you don't want to be away from home, I will make peace for you. If you don't want to get married, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

3. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

4. "What do you want to order for lunch at noon?" I don't know "I know, you should call it a boyfriend"

5. "You?