Kneel for Allegro suitable for opening performance (funny)

Well, there are so many bamboo boards, let alone anything else.

Talk about fighting tigers, fighting Wu, fighting two and fighting Ge.

So one day, Song Wu imitated this man,

Straight to Jingyanggang, he was in a good mood.

When it comes to fighting tigers, it's still Brother Wu.

Killing a tiger is very famous and legendary all over the world.

Didn't walk a few miles, he thought:

How big is the tiger on this mountain?

Is it a boy or a girl? Is it tall or awkward?

Is it one, two or a big nest?

One is easy to operate, I can use it as a gesture,

If seven or eight come up, I can't beat them.

(Through the door)

Turned to go, the in the mind thinking again:

Grandpa Xian set several tables to fight tigers.

Eat, drink and sing for me.

Put on red flowers, ride on a big horse and take me up the hill.

What can I say when I go back like this

I said I had a cold, I said I coughed?

I said I had a note. Can I take two days off?

When the county magistrate heard this, he must have said that I miss you.

Where will everyone put their faces after listening to me?

(Through the door)

I have to take this mountain, I have to fight,

I am famous for killing tigers. I'm amazing!

At least, on an equal footing with cross talk big tendril:

What is Wei Wenliang, what is Tian Lihe,

Ma Lisan had to leave early when he saw me.

(Through the door)

Just want to put the mountain, the in the mind thinking again:

If something happens here, that's good,

The tiger bit Dou's foot and my armpit.

I feel itchy, and I feel happy when I take a bite.

Bite the back of my head. I can't live.

Bite me, the whole family scolded me:

"Who let you bravado? Who told you to do this?

Do you want to be a big vine? Would you like something else?

You can't die, you can't live,

Who are you looking for? "

(Through the door)

Song Wu's mood was hard to say at that time.

Song Wu looked at his watch, ah! Time is running out,

After thinking for a long time, I quickly drank the wine.

It's too late to drink, have a coke first!

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