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Tik Tok's most popular 50 simple love words don't appeal to you, so I lost.

I remember that the straight man once asked Xiaomei. How do girls feel good about themselves by picking up girls?

In fact, love is very vulgar. The more vulgar things are, the more you need to know a few rustic love words.

Although girls say they don't like boys who are full of sweet words, there are no girls who don't like sweet words.

So, I collected 50 of the most provocative love stories in Tik Tok. You are welcome to take them away. You're welcome.

one

Why did you hurt me? I like you so much.

2

My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous!

three

I'm nine, you're three, except you.

four

Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.

five

I want to ask the way.

What road?

The way to your heart.

six

Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I'll marry you if I learn from Tang Priest.

seven

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

eight

There is no wine in your smile, but I am as drunk as a dog.

nine

Can you play the guitar?

no

Then why did you pluck my heartstrings?

10

Do you know the difference between you and monkeys? One lives in a cave, and the other is in my heart.

1 1

Do you know what I like to drink? Care about you.

12

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night and you light up my heart.

13

You don't cherish me now. I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

14

I think you are a little strange today.

What's so strange?

Very interesting.

15

If you are not afraid of trouble, can you please like me?

16

When I met you, God said four words in my ear, and there was no turning back. .

17

I don't miss you at all. 1:30 think about it.

18

Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll find another way.

19

Did an earthquake just happen?

no

Why should I see you? My heart was shocked.

20

I found that I liked you yesterday and today, and I have a hunch that I will like you every day.

2 1

This is a suit, this is camouflage, and you are my little happiness.

22

I played League of Legends for six years before I found out that you are my hero.

23

Do you smell burning in the air? That's my burning heart for you.

24

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

25

Do you know what phosphorus pentoxide looks like before oxidation?

I don't know.

Five phosphorus.

26

This is a bow and arrow, this is a rocket, and you are my sweet candied fruit.

27

I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I just can't help thinking about you.

28

Have you gained weight again recently?

no

Then why are you getting heavier and heavier in my heart?

29

If one day you are trapped in a red house without doors and windows, don't be afraid, it is in my heart.

30

I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

3 1

This is your palm, this is the refill, and you are my sweetheart.

32

This is jelly, this is a tree hole, and you are my heart.

33

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once when I see you.

34

I was born in the south, lived in the south, planted in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

35

You are a lovely girl, so am I.

36

Can I watch when I walk in the future? All in my heart.

37

I can't sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

38

I want to say something beautiful to coax you, but the most beautiful thing is you.

39

You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

40

I packed your lipstick, but remember to return it to me every day.

4 1

If one day I say I miss you, it's not because I miss you this day, but because I can't keep going.

Forty two.

What's your blood type?

O. types

Stop it, you are my ideal type!

43

I find my eyes are getting better and better, because they are full of you!

44,

Today, you are particularly annoying and lovable, and you can't get tired of watching it.

45

I cut a hole in my hand, so you can cut one, so we are a couple.

46

I used to like eating meat, but seeing you today, I decided to become a vegetarian, because you are my type.

47

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

48

Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I am not playing well.

Forty nine

Guess where my heart is?

left

No, it's on your side

50

I think you are busy, so read the first three words.

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As long as you work hard, a pestle can be ground into a needle.

I wish you find the person who can speak sweet words as soon as possible.