Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I lied to you about having a baby.

I lied to you about having a baby.

Naughty, lied to my husband that he was going to have a baby, but he didn't believe anything when he did!

There are many treasure moms who have pains before they break the water, but there are others like me who have pains before they break the water!

On the first day of Tanabata, the baby was only 38 weeks +3 days that day! In the evening, I said to my husband, "I want to have a caesarean section. I want my baby to be born on Qixi! " "At that time, my husband said, let the baby be born naturally in your stomach. Caesarean section will hurt the body and hurt after the operation! " "I think so, so I didn't say anything! Natural delivery is the best! The next morning (that is, Qixi)! I got up early, then ran to the sofa and lay down, pretending to have a baby, and then pretending to be in pain, saying, honey, my water broke, and I'm going to have a baby! Husband was scared and got up at once! I smiled. My husband is so cute. Then go out shopping with a black-faced husband. I saw many roses in the street, and I cried out to buy them. My husband asked me to buy it! Anyway, I just haven't stopped all morning, running around! After lunch, I took my husband to sleep together. Husband said, "Take a nap first and take you out for a walk in the afternoon. Try to let the baby be born two days before the due date, otherwise the baby will repeat the grade! " I think it's right! Just sleep (in fact, sleeping is lying in bed reading novels and playing computer). At six o'clock, I thought I could go out, so I was ready to turn over and call my husband who was playing computer! As a result, I haven't turned over yet. I felt a bang in my stomach, and then my amniotic fluid really broke. I'm surprised and happy. I said, "Honey, my water broke. Let's hurry to the hospital! " My husband doesn't believe me. I'm in a hurry! Tears pattered down, and my husband said, "Stop it, okay? Hey, let's go out and have a look! " I said, "It's really a broken amniotic fluid!" My husband pulled open the sheets in disbelief and said, "Why didn't you say so earlier!" "I'm depressed! You didn't believe it when you said it before! ) Then we rushed to the hospital! We went directly to the obstetric clinic, and the nurse told me to lie down and check! As a result, the doctor said that all five fingers were open! Have you gone through the admission formalities? Where are the baby's clothes? Then I was thrown into intensive care. This is a kind of sore! But I didn't cry! I think, having children will be very happy! Half an hour later, the doctor came and checked again, saying that he could enter the delivery room! I was pushed into the delivery room in a daze! Not to mention, the doctor in the delivery room is fierce! Asked if I had eaten, I said no, and she immediately asked the nurse to find the red bull my husband bought me! I took two quick sips! Then I said, I can't stand it, it hurts badly! The doctor looked at it and said it was going to be born soon. He immediately asked the nurse to prepare those things, and then he said how to push them! Let me try again! I nodded! Then the doctor said yes, that's all. Do as I say. If you push, push, if you stop, the baby will come out soon! At that time, I was exhausted. She brought me a red bull to drink, and I barely drank a little! Then the doctor said push, and then I just took a bite, and the baby slipped out quickly. I smiled when I saw the baby coming out of my stomach. I said the baby came out. The doctor said, yes, and then he was too busy to talk to me. I watched the baby come out, and it was boring at once! Close your eyes and listen to the baby's crying! I know I am a mother! This is the most beautiful gift of Tanabata! God made my husband and I receive such a beautiful gift! It's a baby boy ~ the doctor said I'd let your family come in and hold the baby, and then take you to the ward! Husband came in, unlike other men, first the child, then the wife, but he said his wife first, thank you for your gift, and my husband loves you and works hard for you ~ all the pain and suffering are worth it in an instant! We were discharged from the hospital today! I can finally go home!