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Talk about the teacher's space

1. Even if primary school teachers and middle school teachers forbid love, is it useful? Love is just the agitation of our youth.

2. Teachers and students, it takes us three years to get along, and you spend half a year forgetting!

Teachers are the guides of our culture, and it is because of their contribution that our motherland is brilliant.

4. Teachers are like red candles, illuminating the road of knowledge. Teachers are like spring rain, spreading bits and pieces of knowledge in our hearts. Teachers, like gardeners, cultivate our young family into a large number of knowledgeable people.

The teacher said, "It's a shame to cheat and not pass the exam." The second-rate student said, "don't you know, teacher?" ? A scholar can be killed but not humiliated! "

6. A chemistry teacher who doesn't want to be a math teacher is not a good class teacher!

7. Who is the most useful teacher in our life? I think it must be the PE teacher. He is responsible for teaching us Chinese, math, English and physics ... why? Our university teachers are well aware of this.

8. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

9. The sunlight shines into the piano room through the window. The teacher is teaching fingering in C major, and notes are floating in the piano room. It feels really good.

10. For an immature teenager, a bad partner is much more important than a good teacher.

1 1. Teachers' decisions can ruin students' lives and benefit them for life.

12. Teachers are human and human nature. Respect for teachers is first and foremost respect for people.

13. Teacher, I heard that teachers who like smart students were not smart children when they were young.

14. Your experience, failure, suffering, misfortune and illness are all good teachers, but the best teacher is yourself who knows how to reflect.

15. The teacher once said a proverb: When a hero passes by, someone always sits on the roadside and applauds. She said softly, "Mom, I don't want to be a hero. I want to be the one who sits on the roadside and applauds. "

16. The teacher asked XX students to answer questions, and someone answered first. The teacher said helplessly: hmm. What's your answer? Is your name xx, too?

17. Sitting in the classroom, very quiet. Not the teacher came, but the teacher left or you left.

18. Teachers are the greatest profession, and always hope that others are better than themselves. A good teacher can affect a person's life.

19. It seems that a teacher was born. Of all the teachers who have taught me, I only like that one, but I still forget his name.

20. Students' colorful life: teachers are not at school, students are confused, teachers are not at home, and students knock over forks.

2 1. The present situation of education in China: I dare not think about what the teacher has not said, and dare not do what the teacher has not taught.

22. The teacher shines on me like a candle. When I am lost in the dark, guide me step by step. Teachers are like harbors, protecting me. It gave me a little warmth when I was sad in the corner. Teachers are like gardeners, nurturing me. When I wither, water and fertilize me again and again.

23. In life, you always get what you pay. Teachers pay, students gain. What the teacher wants is such an unfair result.

24. Some teachers think that we don't know anything and repeat reading. Some teachers think that we know everything, the stage is sloppy, and we are left alone in the audience!

25. The teacher is a cow, eating grass and milking cows; Teachers are plastic workers, shaping a beautiful soul for society; Teachers are spring, watering the future of the motherland with painstaking efforts.

Talking about teachers

First, teacher, everyone says that you are cultivating the pillars of the motherland; I want to say that you are the pillars of the motherland. You have propped up the backbone of our generation!

Second, you in the eyes of students: before marriage than after marriage; Life after class is better than life in class; The headmaster is more familiar than the students; Holidays are busier than school. Never tire of learning, never tire of teaching, peaches and plums are fragrant and enjoyable. Bless you and have a happy holiday!

Third, the intersection of teachers and students' hearts is the holy land of love.

On the journey of life, you lit the light of expectation for me and gave me ideal wings to soar in the ocean of knowledge. Thank you teacher! Under your concern, you gave me endless confidence and courage! I sincerely wish you a happy holiday!

5. Who scattered the rain and dew all over the earth? Who feeds the seedlings hard? It's you, teacher, you are a great gardener! You played the most beautiful music in my life! Teacher, did you hear that?

6. How can a seed germinate? Why can a seedling stand tall and straight? Just because it consumes you, the teacher, as a price! Always care in your heart and grow into a pillar to repay you.

Seven, we are all sitting, and the teacher is only standing! When you were standing, we saw a towering tree, and your waving arm shook off the fruit on it. I want to look into your eyes again, so that my passion can rekindle my ideal. I want to listen to your lecture again and let knowledge give me wings to fly again.

Eight, students' hearts, unforgettable teachers. Hard sweat is your selfless dedication, and it is your highest honor to have peaches and plums all over the world. Wish you a happy holiday! Happy forever!

9. Melodious bells and enchanting flowers are all limited by time. Only my blessing will bless you forever and ever. Teacher who gives me the fountain of wisdom, may my blessing moisten your dry throat like green tea, light up your office like a candle and give you the fragrance like flowers!

10. The only source for students to respect their teachers lies in their virtues and talents. -Einstein

Eleven, don't let children do it, just like the blood circulation is blocked, it will prevent children from strengthening their physique.

Twelve, the fuller and lower the ears of grain, the more learned and the more modest.

Thirteen, painstakingly feed the urchin, full of peaches and plums, students come to thank, I wish the teacher health in his later years. I worked hard to feed the urchin, and the peaches and plums were all white. Many students came to thank them and wish the teacher health in his later years.

Fourteen, my teacher, how I miss you! Congratulations with the help of science and technology, thank you, my respected teacher! My good teacher, I really miss you!

Fifteen, I only say one thing to you: Teacher, you have worked hard! I would like to make a soft scarf to wipe away sweat and dust for you; I would like to make a bunch of cordate telosma and watch the stars with you.

Sixteen, in our education, often only for practical and practical purposes, overemphasizing the attitude of simple intellectual education directly leads to the damage to moral education. -Einstein

17. Be an honest person and teach seriously.

Eighteen, with you, my life is wonderful! ! Thank you! My teacher! From pale and gorgeous, from superficial and deep, life is sublimated because of you.

19. Flowers clap to express students' wishes: Teacher, you have worked hard! Students wish you: progress every day. Ten, always happy! Sir, your severity has made me strong from now on!

20. Teaching without love is like a waterless pond, which will eventually dry up.

2 1. Gardeners who are diligent in loosening soil, watering, catching insects and fertilizing seedlings will eventually usher in the spring of competition.

Although I am not your best student, you are the best teacher in my mind! Dear teacher, happy holidays! Although you love other students more than I do, I love you far more than others. In your festival, I say a word: Love you forever, Dad!

Twenty-three, juvenile progress, national progress. -Liang Qichao

Twenty-four, the teacher is the fire, igniting the fire in the child's heart. The teacher is a stone step, carrying the children to climb steadily step by step.

Twenty-five, I want to look into your eyes again, so that my enthusiasm can rekindle my ideal; I want to listen to your lecture again, and let knowledge give me wings to fly again. My soul is purified by you, and my sky is propped up by you. Teacher, I will definitely give you a blue sky. I wish you happiness and health!

26. Teachers are engineers of the human soul.

Twenty-seven, miss the thoughts into good wishes, sent to the distance. You once gave me sunshine, rain and dew and spring breeze. I have finished reading the teacher's book and finished the exam. I really want to be with you on a successful day and put on an endless show of our friendship between teachers and students.

Twenty-eight, the gentleman hides the device in the body and waits for time. anonymous

Twenty-nine, the best engineer to shape the mind.

Thirty, learning is more important than respecting teachers. -Tan Sitong

31. Learning is more important for teachers than for friends. —— Tang Zhen

Thirty-two, you are a pile of firewood, which dries up and illuminates a bunch of people! ! ! Thank you very much You are the engineer of human soul, you are engaged in the most glorious career under the sun, and you are the ladder of social comity and progress.

Thirty-three, parting is getting longer and longer, and the teacher's kindness will never be forgotten. Dedicated to the beloved teacher, we look for those beautiful memories and silently wish you health and happiness forever.

What's the use of opportunities for those who can't take advantage of them? Just as the wind is only the motivation of people who can use it. Simon

35. Where knowledge does not exist, ignorance pretends to be science; Where teachers don't exist, ignorance becomes wisdom.

Thirty-six, in collective teaching, we should ask every child as much as possible, respect every child as much as possible, and let every child have confidence in himself.

Thirty-seven, a threesome must have my teacher; Choose the good and follow it, change the bad. -Confucius

Say sentences to the teacher's space.

Say sentences to the teacher's space.

Teacher, why don't you do your homework?

2. The Chinese teacher pointed at the camera in class and called the school leader a dog. hahaha

The Chinese teacher won't let this and that come to school in the future, and everyone will tie a rope directly to the table.

4. "The teacher will tell us at school;" School is our home. "If you make a mistake, the teacher will say," You think school is your home.

The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and as a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

6. The teacher said that boys and girls should not chase after class, and they will have feelings after chasing.

7. The teacher said that men and women can't chase and fight, and once they chase and fight, they will have feelings.

8. Just because I saw you more in the crowd, I was asked to go to the podium to answer questions.

9. Who said that college is a paradise?

10, it is said that there is something in every class. No matter how far away you are, the teacher's saliva can splash on your face.

1 1, the teacher said: dogs can't fall in love in grade three.

12, I like the teacher to digress in class, then chat and then finish class.

13. What's the difference between a teacher who threatens a student with her usual grades and a mistress who threatens a man with pregnancy?

14, which means that math is difficult, the pressure is high, the weather is very cold, dysmenorrhea is very painful, and many teachers are very strict.

15, the teacher clearly knows that you are so good at math, why do you want us to help you write it? I will give it to you in this A!

16, "I am distressed that my self-study class was borrowed by my geography teacher. I want to ask the teacher weakly when you will pay me back ... "

17, Ann Xiao Mo: If the teacher has the guts, don't call me mom and dad, then I'll see what you threaten me with!

18, Ann Xiao Mo: I don't want to study and I don't like it this semester. Teacher, do what you like.

19, I'm so hurt that I can only be an ant that can't step on it.

20. What's the difference between a teacher who threatens a student with her usual grades and a mistress who threatens a man with pregnancy?

2 1, "Who did you cut your hair for?" "grade director"

22, teacher, you don't let us puppy love, but let us dress up, what do you mean?

What is terrible is not that the teacher spanks you, but that he smiles and says no to you.

24. The most uncomfortable thing in class is that you can't sleep when you are sleepy in class.

25. "Teacher, you forgot to assign homework." Don't think too much when you meet such a person. Go with the whole class.

26. At the beginning of next semester, Xue Jie, the English teacher, left, and the first grade was promoted to the second grade, Lao Wang! ! My old class has left, and the teacher has completely changed, except for the art biology teacher.

27. The head teacher told me that the school propaganda was all bragging.

28. Teachers always have a group of schoolmasters. They are called "the last students".

29. "Now I want to ask a classmate to answer this question." Every time I hear this sentence, I will wake up from my dream at once. ...

30. The physics teacher has classes every day, which is annoying!

3 1, teacher, why do you blame us for ignoring the clock?

32. "Teacher, you forgot to assign your homework." Don't think too much about such people. Have class together! quot

33. Did you succeed, teacher? Those questions are so simple, why do you ask us? You obviously know why you sent us exercises.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.

35. "the wolf is coming!" The child said it three times, but no one believed it. "The teacher is coming!" I said it again and again, and finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf.

36. "Who did you cut your hair short?" """grade director" ""

If these teachers are unemployed, they can do it. Chinese teacher can write! ! English teachers can go abroad! ! A geography teacher can be a tour guide! !

38. What I hate most is teachers who cheat on you and tell their parents things. Even minors can't manage well. What qualifications do you have to manage adults?

39. For the sake of class cadres, whatever, just work hard.

40. Teacher, are you going through menopause earlier? Ask for an answer! !

4 1, teacher, is there a holiday today?

When you grow up to be a PE teacher, you can't kill these children.

43. Does Lao Shi say that it is malicious for boys to tease girls?

44. Who do you want to promise not to kill you?

45. Physics is chemistry that teaches you to grow and solve problems. It is chemistry that teaches you how to cook delicious food. It seems that I don't have to learn to be kind!

46. A teacher is seriously ill and dying. Suddenly, the teacher sat up and said, I'll talk to the students for two more minutes, so the teacher became the oldest person.

47. "Teacher, you forgot to assign your homework."

Teacher: Do you know why we have a geography class? Xiaoming: Because there is no justice. Teacher: You go out. . .

49. When reading the text aloud, the teacher always says, "The whole class is not as loud as me!" "

50. The frequency of school paying money is so fast that parents no longer believe me.

5 1, the wolf is coming, and no one believes it after three times! The teacher came and said it countless times but still took it seriously! I finally found that there is another animal in the world that is more terrible than a wolf.

52. There are a group of people in my life, including family members who love me, intimate girlfriends, funny friends and annoying teachers.

53. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

54. The Chinese teacher invented a new word for a boy in our class: diaosi non-mainstream learning in rural areas! !

Dear teacher, I miss you very much. You have worked hard. I have returned the knowledge you taught me to you. When do you think it is convenient to return my tuition? ....

56. I found that every time I send a gift to my teacher on Teacher's Day, I have never seen a teacher bring it.

57. I have graduated for a year and miss you very much. You have worked hard, and I have returned all the knowledge you taught me. When do you think I can repay my tuition?

58. Today is Teachers' Day. What we say most is to wish the teacher a happy holiday. What the teacher said most was that you should not make us angry today!

59. I want to tell you, teacher, that you have worked hard. I want to thank you. I have returned the knowledge you taught me to you. Then when will you pay me back the tuition?

60. Don't hurt our young hearts when the old class is released from a mental hospital. We can't stand it.

6 1, I will always remember the teacher's sentence: I have assigned enough homework for such a long summer vacation (in fact, I want to say: I have assigned enough homework in such a short time)

62. Ordinary students are not afraid of teachers, but they are distressed by their parents.

63. I'm just glad that I don't go to the evening study.

64. Yuan Zhong C97 is a teacher. Happy Teachers' Day!

Although I often get into trouble and give you a headache, today I want to say "Happy Teacher's Day! You have worked hard! "

Teacher's Day is just a trick for us students to pursue fashion.

67. Wish yourself a happy holiday!

If I meet teachers who have taught me in my lifetime, I wish them a happy Teachers' Day today, and forgive me for not going back to school to see them. ]

69. Let's just say, Happy Teachers' Day.

You can't even cheat. How can I rest assured that I will enter the society?

7 1. I didn't know how cute my former teacher was until I changed my teacher.

72. "The wolf is coming!" The child said it three times, but no one believed it. "The teacher is coming!" Finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf.

73. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

74. The only thing that the teacher didn't lie to us is that three years is really short.

75. What's the difference between threatening students' teachers with their usual grades and threatening men's mistresses with pregnancy?

76. Every year when school starts, we are all "big brothers and big sisters" in the teacher's mouth.

77. "Teacher, your Yida" "No, it's your stack, a stack of sugar-free homework, caring about holidays and caring more about you"

78. The monitor has always been regarded as a spy planted by the teacher among his classmates.

79. I especially want the instructor's children to raise their paws after school starts.

80. After class, God wanted to know which page the teacher turned to, only to find that everyone around him had different pages.

8 1. What's the difference between a teacher who often threatens students with grades and a mistress who threatens men with pregnancy?

82. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

83. Junior high school teacher: "Your senior high school teacher will talk about this." High school teacher: "Your junior high school teacher should have said this." Tell me, where did you get the tacit understanding?

84. Have you noticed? The more you know this problem, the less the teacher will call you!

85. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, which means that some students died.

86. The teacher keeps saying that country people are not good. May I ask the teacher why your quality is so poor!

87. According to our head teacher, don't do your homework too late, just do it at 1 or 1: 30 in the morning. . . .

88. What's the difference between threatening students' teachers with their usual grades and threatening men's mistresses with pregnancy?

89. Asking for leave these days must be the same as writing a will, and the class teacher will approve your asking for leave.

90. Children in the first grade, take good care of our teacher.

9 1. What's the difference between a teacher who threatens a student with her usual grades and a mistress who threatens a man with pregnancy?

92. The math teacher took us to the seaside. As a result, we all drowned when she came ashore.

93. "The junior high school teacher thinks that we don't know anything, and we are talking about the same topic many times. The high school teacher thinks that we know everything and entertain ourselves alone on the podium. "

94. Our old class said that dogs want to drool when they see your handwriting.

95. Our old class said: Don't call me a pervert, I am a pathological person at best.

96, scared to death, chatting with people, suddenly our class teacher came in. Shit, you scared me to death. How do I know my home?

97. One day in class, I suddenly heard "my heart is beating and my feelings are burning" from the office. . . "God, teacher, why did you give up treatment? . .

98. The headmaster said: If one day I have to leave a virgin on the earth.

99. "10 June 30th, Teacher Chu's birthday, is a very important birthday. I hope you can help me to reach 1030. I really want her to be happy. Thank you. "

"100" just pass 999 and walk across from the teacher. "

Talk about phrases related to teachers in the space.

Talk about phrases related to teachers in the space.

1, the class teacher won't know that the nursing class is often the worst student, and the best student is often the best student.

2. It is suggested that the country change the chair used in class into a swivel chair with the same sound as China. If students think the teacher speaks well, they will turn around and listen.

3. [Our English teacher said: Kiss your mouth]

4. [Have the urge to kill the whole school teacher]

We are willing to donate teachers to protect Diaoyu Island. It doesn't matter if there is no book to read. Diaoyu Island is the most important.

6. [School, damn it, is a place to cheat. Show it to me after class 10 minutes. ]

7. Teacher, when you don't assign homework, I may love you so much ~

8. "I remember the first sentence of the head teacher when he came to our class: My way of education is to slowly destroy you like a spring breeze. . . (I really didn't make it up, please praise it! ! ! )"

9. The teacher always asks us to sleep at noon, so as not to affect the afternoon, but there are often a lot of homework, and it is required to be handed in after class.

10, dreaming of strangling the head teacher,

1 1. The only place the school hasn't been is the principal's office.

12, I've been wondering why the teacher invited parents, a person who has never even educated minors and wants to educate adults.

13, some teachers are greedy for money.

14, excuse me: Has a teacher become a teacher?

15, [I don't scold you or hate your teacher. Why not give me more]

16, I hate the roar of the class teacher.

17, I heard that every director of the student affairs office has something shady!

18, I remember what the teacher said most: the whole building is the noisiest in our class.

19, compared with my mood, you must have lost. Our head teacher is on a business trip, so we are not as funny as the substitute teacher.

20. It is the most painful thing for scum who drink outside school to meet the old class, haha.

2 1. When the teacher frowned, he knew something bad had happened. The fate of the students in the audience is uncertain.

22. What shall we do when there is no electricity? The school is a lie, and the power went out three or two times, or the school?

23. The teacher always laughs so lewdly!

24, the head teacher is bald, raise a claw!

25. How can a useless teacher applaud his students? Bad students are scolded by teachers!

26. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

27. Who can see through this strong and hypocritical mask on his face? I really want someone to comfort me and make me cry.

28. What did the teacher say you took me for? I said, what are you?

29. "The class teacher is like this. He is annoyed when he sees it and can't see it. "

30. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

3 1, the teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

I am not a good student, teacher. Don't work hard on me ...

33. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

34. "In order to prevent us from puppy love, the teacher invented something called teacher-student love."

35. Students who study well care about your quality, and teachers like it; Bad students, no matter how good your quality is, are looked down upon by teachers.

How I hope that one day the PE teacher will come in and say, "I have occupied this math class."

37. A teacher's class is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six.

38. Why is the classroom with active atmosphere suddenly quiet? Is it a coincidence or another unknown secret? Please look at this issue of Law Report-A Face in the Back Door Window.

39. I like the new intern PE teacher in our school. I will confess after 5: 00.

40. Every time the math teacher finishes a problem, he will ask us, "Do you understand?" I looked at him silently and thought, I really hope you are happy.

4 1. Today, the English teacher of the head teacher got into a fight with a mixed boy classmate. That sensational scene really wants to drive the whole class to help him.

42. As soon as some teachers spoke, I knew I had to teach this course by myself.

43. The whole school will wear school uniforms tomorrow ... Have a nice trip, headmaster.

Teacher, don't change my position. My classmates are all my good friends. Wherever I go, I can play happily.

45. The teacher asked, "Do you all understand this lesson?" Classmate: "Teacher, what is this class about?"

46. I want to have a word with the headmaster. Changing school uniforms won't cost you money! Keep bangs without covering your face! Failing the exam is not your grade! You are obviously jealous of our youth!

47. Feeling in math class: As soon as your eyes are closed and opened, the blackboard is full. Whenever the teacher asks questions, I bend my head to pick up things.

48. 【 Death in math class, death in Chinese class, death in English class, death in politics class, death in biology class and death in geography class 】

Teacher, you don't have to bother to change my deskmate. I don't care who I talk to.

50. Whenever the teacher asks questions, I bend my head to pick things up and persist for many years.

5 1, one section is longer than six sections, and the remaining power can drag a hall!

52. Every time the math teacher finishes a problem, he will ask us, "Do you understand?" I looked at him silently and thought, I really hope you are happy.

53. Don't be too arrogant to the dogs in the class. Don't think that the teacher thinks highly of you.

Every political teacher seems to be particularly nosy.

55. Every time the math teacher finishes the problem, he will say, Do you understand? I thought to myself, it doesn't matter, as long as you are happy.

56. Teachers are the best hypnotists.

57. The teacher asked us to describe his appearance. I said you looked like a joke. After that, I will read all my compositions.

58. "What do you most want to see other students who are late on their way to school do? Oh, no, I'd rather see something happen to the head teacher. "

He eats too much at school and has to take care of a younger brother and sister.

60. How I hope that one day the PE teacher will come in and say, "I have occupied this math class".

6 1, the school will hold a singing contest. The teacher asked me to choose a song and finally decided. I sent the website to the teacher, but the teacher said that this is the song of their teacher's elegant demeanor contest.

62. The teacher said that those who don't want to attend class can go out!

63. The teacher hit me in class yesterday, and the whole class was laughing. I held back my tears and began to cry secretly as soon as I got home.

This morning, the Chinese teacher said, "I brag on the stage and you sleep under the stage."

65. "Our headmaster is bald, our vice principal is fat, our school director is short, and our class teacher is the best."

66. Nello Xiong Wen confiscated my mobile phone again.

67. It turns out that teachers are not as good as we thought, and they also swear.

68. Teachers burn themselves and others like candles.

I hope that one day the PE teacher will come in and say, "I want to take this math class!" "

70. Math teacher, hurry home and farm. The students you teach will be led astray sooner or later.

7 1, this issue of children's paper in senior one is really good. It rains every day and military training is left behind!

72. Class teacher, you are finally willing to show movies to our children who get 0 points in the homework exam every day!

73. Class teacher, for the first time this semester, you are finally willing to show movies to our children who go to school to do their homework every day!

74. I really like it when someone keeps setting off firecrackers outside during class! ! I can't hear you because of the teacher! !

75. The happiest thing about going to school is that the head teacher is not here today.

76. "Girl, you cry silently every day. Who is scarred?" "Education Bureau."

77. In math class, I saw the teacher solve a problem that was full of Greek letters and English, and the answer turned out to be Arabic numerals! It is still puzzling.

78. Whenever the teacher asks questions, I bend my head to pick things up and persist for many years.

You can tell from the teacher's eyes whether you are a good student or a poor student.

80. Beautiful physical education class turned into a nightmare overnight.

8 1, whenever I see the English teacher's back, I don't think of "balloons"-"black, white, red, yellow, purple, green, blue and gray". ..

82, in fact, the teacher is also very hard, a person talking to himself on the podium for more than 40 minutes.

83. Report to the teacher: Reflection has written 10,000 words!

84. The biology teacher is a person who can explain a bundle of cabbage we eat to hundreds of words.

85. I know, PE teacher. You are going through menopause. So I won't dispute with you.

86. Class teacher, are you the reincarnation of Sister Rong?

87. A sleeping pill chattered and told me to swallow it.

88. I fell in love with my biology teacher. I am in my thirties. I don't know if I'm married. If I get married, I don't want to destroy his family. Don't spray me This is something I can't help.

89. What would you think if teachers of physics, geography, biology and history came into the classroom at the same time? Eight-Nation Alliance went to Beijing.

90. Xiaoming must be the son of the math teacher. Why else does the math teacher always help him solve problems?

9 1, "Tell you a secret" and "Huh?" "Our math teacher has a crush on me" "How to say" "He always likes to watch me in class, then he must have a crush on me" "…"

Please don't let me do eye exercises, class teacher, because I'm afraid I can't keep my eyes open after I finish.

93. "Teacher, your stack" is your stack, a stack of sugar-free homework, caring about holidays and caring more about you. "

94. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

95. Teacher, what can you do besides memorizing in class?

96. Every time in math class, the teacher and Xueba are talking like two dogs. Although they don't understand, they seem to be very powerful.

97. The teacher always says to me, "The headmaster is not dead. What are you wearing in mourning? Aren't you afraid that the headmaster will be angry? " ? '

98. Students swear: "I am willing to contribute my teacher to China!" Principal: "You fucking want to die! I haven't sold it yet! "

99. "What is the most terrible creature in the world?" "teacher!"

100, I said: teacher, my homework can kill you. The teacher said: Are you sure? Why not call first and try it yourself?