A funny word: Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face

A funny word - your ugliness has nothing to do with your face

1. I won’t bend down when money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky. Not to mention dropping the money.

2. If pigs can fly, who will buy airplanes? Just ride a pig to heaven.

3. Go offline on time at midnight, otherwise the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

4. Angels and devils are playing tug-of-war with my soul

5. The sunrise only needs to appear before sunset, and the class only needs to arrive before get out of class ends.

6. I only drink pure water and pure milk, so I am very simple...

7. I look really creative and live with courage!

8. I will not meet netizens unless the country changes monogamy.

9. If I don’t have money or power, if I don’t treat you well, can you follow me?

10. Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

11. It’s more cost-effective for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go to a nightclub once.

12. If you ask me to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If you ask me to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Can you do both at the same time? You think I'm an alien!

13. It is better to go to bed while watching TV than to lie in bed and watch TV.

14. Give me a fulcrum, and I will tilt the neighbor's car into the ditch to prevent him from honking the horn when he sees me.

15. Those women who participate in beauty pageants cannot find good men, because all good men are married, such as me.

16. If my boss doesn’t give me a salary increase next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and beat him to death.

17. I can’t find my tie again. Did you not find the rag yesterday?

18. In Egypt, a man can marry four wives. How tiring that is. China is better.

19. You’d better let me kneel on the washboard. I can’t stand kneeling on the electric heater!

20. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

21. I will definitely not feel anything if I drink a pound of liquor, because I will be dead after drinking half a pound of liquor.

22. Going to the toilet to read a newspaper is equivalent to wiping your butt after defecation. It is a process, otherwise it is not completed.

23. If the son is disobedient, he can be beaten appropriately, otherwise he will not show his majesty. This is the case with the Taiwan issue.

24. I will still look for you in the next life, because besides me, you are the stupidest person.

25. According to pig aesthetics, I can basically be considered a handsome guy.

26. If you don’t fall asleep in class, get drunk at the wine table.

27. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that being handsome can be so specific!

28. Since two women claimed to be graduates of a prestigious university, I now generally call myself illiterate!

29. Sitting on the title of big breasts, enjoy the treatment of mistress!

30. When it rains, don’t forget to hold an umbrella. If you get wet, gonorrhea will cause trouble!

31. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

32. Since I turned into a piece of shit, no one dares to step on my head.

33. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face...

34. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or money!

35. The types of animals are decreasing, but the types of humans are increasing?

36. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

37. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

38. It will be great if the hardware can be COPYed anytime

39. In order to cooperate with the completion of China’s family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.